gross overshare of the day:
so i lost one entire big toe toenail and have a quarter sized blood blister because of improper footware. always get the right equipment yall.
so i lost one entire big toe toenail and have a quarter sized blood blister because of improper footware. always get the right equipment yall.
January 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
gross overshare of the day:
so i lost one entire big toe toenail and have a quarter sized blood blister because of improper footware. always get the right equipment yall.
so i lost one entire big toe toenail and have a quarter sized blood blister because of improper footware. always get the right equipment yall.
I didn't have any synonyms for toenail fungus at the time.
January 10, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I didn't have any synonyms for toenail fungus at the time.
you said toenail fungus a lot in that post
January 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
you said toenail fungus a lot in that post
Is that the name of the toenail fungus goblin from those toenail fungus commercials about toenail fungus that represents toenail fungus as a little goblin? 'Cause I already got those.
January 10, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Is that the name of the toenail fungus goblin from those toenail fungus commercials about toenail fungus that represents toenail fungus as a little goblin? 'Cause I already got those.
Every ZZZ chapter has at least one:
*meets someone two hours ago* “I would literally die for you”
*meets someone two hours ago* “Of course I’ll put my life at risk to save your toenail polish”
*meets someone two hours ago* “Ccan we make out pplease?”
*meets someone two hours ago* “I would literally die for you”
*meets someone two hours ago* “Of course I’ll put my life at risk to save your toenail polish”
*meets someone two hours ago* “Ccan we make out pplease?”
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Every ZZZ chapter has at least one:
*meets someone two hours ago* “I would literally die for you”
*meets someone two hours ago* “Of course I’ll put my life at risk to save your toenail polish”
*meets someone two hours ago* “Ccan we make out pplease?”
*meets someone two hours ago* “I would literally die for you”
*meets someone two hours ago* “Of course I’ll put my life at risk to save your toenail polish”
*meets someone two hours ago* “Ccan we make out pplease?”
to illustrate what a sentimental sap I am: there’s a tiny fleck of sparkly polish on my toenail, it’s the last remnant of my second date* with my boyfriend, when I let his daughter paint my nails :’) this was back in september, so. extremely sappy of me.
*lesbian style, the date was 24 hrs
*lesbian style, the date was 24 hrs
January 10, 2026 at 4:46 AM
to illustrate what a sentimental sap I am: there’s a tiny fleck of sparkly polish on my toenail, it’s the last remnant of my second date* with my boyfriend, when I let his daughter paint my nails :’) this was back in september, so. extremely sappy of me.
*lesbian style, the date was 24 hrs
*lesbian style, the date was 24 hrs
LED Dog Nail Clipper with Light, Illuminates Nails or Bloodline for Safe and Easy Trimmers, Extra Sharp for Thick Nails, Quick Sensor, Avoid Over Cutting Toenail, for Cats & Dogs #LED #petgrooming #safety #dogs
LED Dog Nail Clipper with Light, Illuminates Nails or Bloodline for Safe and Easy Trimmers, Extra Sharp for Thick Nails, Quick Sensor, Avoid Over Cutting Toenail, for Cats & Dogs
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January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
LED Dog Nail Clipper with Light, Illuminates Nails or Bloodline for Safe and Easy Trimmers, Extra Sharp for Thick Nails, Quick Sensor, Avoid Over Cutting Toenail, for Cats & Dogs #LED #petgrooming #safety #dogs
Diamondg Cordless Dog Nail Grinder with Quiet Sound & LED Tip for Large & Small Dogs, 4hrs. Runtime - Electric Dog Nail Trimmer, Heavy Duty Rotary Tool Alternative to Toenail Clippers & Filers #petcare #quiet #nails #rechargeable #doggrooming
Diamondg Cordless Dog Nail Grinder with Quiet Sound & LED Tip for Large & Small Dogs, 4hrs. Runtime - Electric Dog Nail Trimmer, Heavy Duty Rotary Tool Alternative to Toenail Clippers & Filers
www.amazon.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Diamondg Cordless Dog Nail Grinder with Quiet Sound & LED Tip for Large & Small Dogs, 4hrs. Runtime - Electric Dog Nail Trimmer, Heavy Duty Rotary Tool Alternative to Toenail Clippers & Filers #petcare #quiet #nails #rechargeable #doggrooming
Gotta say I didn't have Need for Speed Unbound pegged as a game that would have toenail polish options.
January 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Gotta say I didn't have Need for Speed Unbound pegged as a game that would have toenail polish options.
I went over my bare foot with of those Dyson wand things…tore my big toenail off…fucking painful…my dog was right all along…
January 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I went over my bare foot with of those Dyson wand things…tore my big toenail off…fucking painful…my dog was right all along…
Nebraska Twilight with Crescent Moon
📷©Jeffrey Gershom
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#BlueSky #Photography #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBlueSky #ClassicMono #Monochrome #BlackAndWhite #B&W #Trees #Farmland #NaturePhotography #Twilight #CrescentMoon #ToenailMoon #Peaceful
📷©Jeffrey Gershom
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#BlueSky #Photography #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBlueSky #ClassicMono #Monochrome #BlackAndWhite #B&W #Trees #Farmland #NaturePhotography #Twilight #CrescentMoon #ToenailMoon #Peaceful
January 9, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Nebraska Twilight with Crescent Moon
📷©Jeffrey Gershom
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#BlueSky #Photography #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBlueSky #ClassicMono #Monochrome #BlackAndWhite #B&W #Trees #Farmland #NaturePhotography #Twilight #CrescentMoon #ToenailMoon #Peaceful
📷©Jeffrey Gershom
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#BlueSky #Photography #EastCoastKin #PhotographersUnited #PhotographersOfBlueSky #ClassicMono #Monochrome #BlackAndWhite #B&W #Trees #Farmland #NaturePhotography #Twilight #CrescentMoon #ToenailMoon #Peaceful
I'm being paid £35 an hour
As a specialist foot fetish model
Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them
I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail
As a specialist foot fetish model
Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them
I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail
January 9, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I'm being paid £35 an hour
As a specialist foot fetish model
Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them
I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail
As a specialist foot fetish model
Flatter my arches, I pirouette for them
I pick the angles, hide my ingrown toenail
this can be made into reality for all of them, with a sledge! one of those little hand mallets would likely also serve. or a toenail clipper actually
January 9, 2026 at 7:54 PM
this can be made into reality for all of them, with a sledge! one of those little hand mallets would likely also serve. or a toenail clipper actually
I don’t care if women cooked on the side of a mountain and men cooked at the bottom of the ocean. That man has the sense of the toenail of a rat 🤦🏽♂️
January 9, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I don’t care if women cooked on the side of a mountain and men cooked at the bottom of the ocean. That man has the sense of the toenail of a rat 🤦🏽♂️
oh he just left annnnd
there are toenail clippings in the tub. the garbage is still on the kitchen counter. he's taking over the bathroom counter.
😩
there are toenail clippings in the tub. the garbage is still on the kitchen counter. he's taking over the bathroom counter.
😩
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
oh he just left annnnd
there are toenail clippings in the tub. the garbage is still on the kitchen counter. he's taking over the bathroom counter.
😩
there are toenail clippings in the tub. the garbage is still on the kitchen counter. he's taking over the bathroom counter.
😩
fuuuuck goddamnit my big toe is ingrown again. toenail surgery... 2!!!
January 9, 2026 at 6:17 PM
fuuuuck goddamnit my big toe is ingrown again. toenail surgery... 2!!!
The nice elderly lady who DJs the noon Blues show Fridays on WPFW & often has difficulties keeps letting what I assume are ads from other tabs in her computer bleed through the music, and one just blasted through a song to say “APPLE CIDER VINEGAR FOR TOENAIL FUNGUS.” Community public radio, folks!
January 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
The nice elderly lady who DJs the noon Blues show Fridays on WPFW & often has difficulties keeps letting what I assume are ads from other tabs in her computer bleed through the music, and one just blasted through a song to say “APPLE CIDER VINEGAR FOR TOENAIL FUNGUS.” Community public radio, folks!
This woman has more dignity in her little toenail than the whole troop of orangutans standing in front of her.
January 9, 2026 at 4:54 PM
This woman has more dignity in her little toenail than the whole troop of orangutans standing in front of her.
i was researching for my script Toenail of Arabia
January 9, 2026 at 11:08 AM
i was researching for my script Toenail of Arabia
"Correct me if I'm wrong, Doc, but we haven't been treating anything more serious than an ingrown toenail." Paris "That's beside the point. If an emergency were to happen you must be prepared." The Doctor- Vis a Vis, Stardate: 51762.4 #StarTrek #StarTrekVOY #IDIC #Quote
January 9, 2026 at 11:01 AM
"Correct me if I'm wrong, Doc, but we haven't been treating anything more serious than an ingrown toenail." Paris "That's beside the point. If an emergency were to happen you must be prepared." The Doctor- Vis a Vis, Stardate: 51762.4 #StarTrek #StarTrekVOY #IDIC #Quote
Should that ICE guy be prosecuted?
Yes, of course.
However, it's akin to treating an ingrowing toenail on a leg that's riddled with gangrene and needs amputation.
Yes, of course.
However, it's akin to treating an ingrowing toenail on a leg that's riddled with gangrene and needs amputation.
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Should that ICE guy be prosecuted?
Yes, of course.
However, it's akin to treating an ingrowing toenail on a leg that's riddled with gangrene and needs amputation.
Yes, of course.
However, it's akin to treating an ingrowing toenail on a leg that's riddled with gangrene and needs amputation.
split open my toenail and its been bleeding like craaaaazyyyyy
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 AM
split open my toenail and its been bleeding like craaaaazyyyyy
YES omg I would collect and donate every toenail clipping to that cause
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 AM
YES omg I would collect and donate every toenail clipping to that cause