#tizer
Still a Republican. Side-eye is necessary.

Be like Kirk in the 1st act of Star Trek VI. Don’t trust them as far as Ryan Leaf could throw’em, never mind Dan Marino.

All that’s happened is a petition to force a vote. Let’s see how that goes before we crack open the Tizer on shit actually happening.
November 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
To the Luchadome!

There are blankets, an open fire, a full bowl of dog food that doesn't need topping up, a fridge full of Tizer, a carafe full of hot chocolate, a freezer full of Kinder Bueno, and a brand new V:TM anime series waiting for you.
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
October 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Sixty-something-year-old men reverting to their twelve-year-old selves at the Wycombe Warband club this evening with Escape from Colditz. A bottle of Tizer and a few Curly Wurlies would have added to the 70s vibe!
October 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Very hasty, otherwise I'd be here all dayd

If you know or can name all of these without checking the alt text... we probably played the same video games lol
October 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Found this at the corner shop earlier. It's quite nice. Was hoping it'd be like Tizer Ice (mind that?) but it's not. Still a good drink though
September 20, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Aperol, Irn Bru & Tizer Cocktail, with Haliborange Sprinkles.
Fight the Orange Thing with an Orange Thing.
Fire with Fire! 🔥
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Day 68
Posting an image from Dr Who everyday until someone says no no no in an acceptable Eastern European accent and gives me a custard slice, some cheese and a glass of Tizer.

(whatever it is, it's in the Alt text)

The Monster Of Peladon

#DrWho #DoctorWho
January 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
NEW - @northernmonk @leedsstreetgallery Woodwose DDH Pale collab with Tizer (not that one)
April 22, 2024 at 3:52 PM
No Doctor Who monthly at the local newsagents so I've had to settle for these two and a tin of Tizer.
August 19, 2023 at 11:39 AM
The only people who need battery swapping are catherised.
Or possibly purveyors of Truckers’ Tizer.
March 19, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Pacers, Tooty Frooties, Toffo, Ricicles, Toblerone Pastries, Rolo Doughnuts, McDonald's hot dogs, KFC Crispy Strips, PG pyramid tea bags, snow topped Toblerone, Panda Pops, Caramac, orange and lemon Fry's Turkish Delight, Clarnico mint creams, Tizer Ice, bacon Monster Munch... I could go on.
9. What is a discontinued food item that you wish was brought back?
April 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Harry Potter, as a franchise, is a bunch of trucker's Tizer!
November 23, 2024 at 8:44 PM
I reckon if I'm at a bar and I'm unbelievably dehydrated I'm ordering a Coke Zero with ice. Hard to beat. That said, since migrating to Australia fairly recently I've discovered Lemon, Lime & Bitters (LLB) and it's a close second. Always thought (the perennially on offer) Tizer was underrated too.
November 11, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I thought you were abroad in Droitwich. They have the Chinese foods there? I thought all they had was gruel and misery and Diet Tizer?
February 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Teenage indiscretions are about climbing the school roof and vomiting into a pot of petunias after drinking an unholy mix of gin and Tizer 👀. Physically assaulting someone and getting thrown in prison for it is something else entirely.
Watch Reform MP James McMurdock lie about “pushing” his ex when he actually kicked her “around four times”, then defend previously calling it a “teenage indiscretion.”

Minimising abuse shields perpetrators. Men who beat women and deny their harm have no place in Parliament ⬇️
January 5, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Tizer Feet

#SippingSongs
February 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I suppose at least they didn't entirely fuck it up like they did Tizer.
September 18, 2023 at 12:26 PM
Is Tizer hidden in Perch Rock to take care of any pesky shrieking seagulls?
October 23, 2023 at 2:28 PM
I don’t enjoy cold drinks, my sis is the same, we both prefer tea. How people can drink water is a mystery! But I quite enjoy a Tizer. BTW I’ve not had a ciggie for about 3 weeks.
June 30, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'll take that and raise you an Orangeade, Lemonade, Appleade too, over here for Ginger beer and Irn Bru, bowl a cola, pass a Tizer, bring on the team, get bizzy with the fizzy...
July 11, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Do you like Tizer? Cos that is what this is.
June 22, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Of course just like carrots.. 🤣 drink enough you’ll see in the dark, but that was probably the E numbers sending you loopy. Tizer had that effect on me.
February 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It's essentially Tizer though. Football Special is the real delicacy
April 7, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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