#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh
LightNews LightNews
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTYHboAlQ9U/
A stylized, retro fantasy image shows a puppet-like child riding on the head of a large, white, dragon-like creature. The creature, Falcor from The Neverending Story, fills the lower half of the frame, with thick, fluffy white fur, rounded ears or horn-like tufts on either side, a small snout, and very large, glossy brown eyes that look directly toward the viewer, giving it a gentle but slightly uncanny expression. Sitting astride the creature's head is a Klingon from the Star Trek franchise, a small humanoid figure with exaggerated, theatrical features: a dark, mask-like face with bulging white eyes, sharp teeth, and pronounced brow ridges. The figure wears a loose, grayish tunic and raises one arm straight upward with a clenched fist, as if in triumph or proclamation. Above them, centered near the top of the image, large serif text reads "THE NEVERENDING GLORY." The overall color palette is warm and muted--browns, golds, and sepia tones--creating a vintage, film-still feel reminiscent of 1980s fantasy imagery. At the very top of the screenshot, an Instagram interface overlay is visible, showing the username "robintreks" and the music credit "Limahl · Never Ending Story (2009 Remaster)," indicating the image is presented as part of a social media post.
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
1/11 - #thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

he has a point

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSXnzewEU9B/
A screenshot of an Instagram post showing a two-panel meme based on a traditional Christian painting of Jesus teaching a crowd outdoors. At the top of the image is the Instagram interface, with the username "followjayaroundtheworld" and the location tag "New Orleans, Louisiana." The meme itself uses a classical, soft-colored illustration style: Jesus is seated on a grassy hillside near a body of water, wearing a pale robe, with long brown hair and a short beard. He gestures with one hand raised, fingers slightly apart, as if speaking or explaining something. Behind and beside him is a small group of people--men, women, and children--listening attentively, dressed in muted, earth-toned robes typical of biblical art. In the first panel, white text with a dark outline is overlaid near the top of the image and reads: "The fuck they worshipping crosses for". The second panel is a zoomed-in crop of Jesus's face and raised hand, emphasizing his expression and gesture. Over this close-up is another line of white, outlined text that reads: "What part of my story makes them think I like crosses?"
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

sad but true…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTRTXR7j4iu/
A collage styled like a social media post titled, "What eating fancy in the 80's & 90's looked like," set against a black background with white text at the top. The collage is divided into three main images. In the upper left, two hands gently present a small glass jar of Grey Poupon Dijon mustard, with a cream-colored label and black serif lettering, evoking the brand's iconic upscale advertising from the era. In the upper right, a close-up of a Viennetta ice cream dessert shows its signature rippled layers of vanilla ice cream and thin chocolate sheets, partially sliced to reveal the elegant, sculpted texture once marketed as a luxury treat. The bottom half of the collage features a nostalgic coffee scene: two ceramic mugs filled with light-brown coffee sit on a woven placemat, next to an open rectangular tin of General Foods International Coffees "Orange Cappuccino." The tin has bold orange, red, and cream branding and promises "Italian style instant coffee beverage.". The mugs are decorated with a leafy floral pattern in earthy tones, reinforcing the cozy, upscale-at-the-time aesthetic.
January 10, 2026 at 10:43 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

from my bad memory left to right:

Top Row - Tomax, Cobra Commander, [No idea]

Bottom Row: the Baroness, Xamot, Destro, [No idea]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTJukI-jtA8/
A posed group photo of seven articulated G.I. Joe--style action figures arranged to parody the Friends sitcom couch portrait, with the word "C·O·B·R·A" written across the top in a playful, handwritten font. Small colored dots appear between the letters, mimicking the Friends title design. The figures represent members of the Cobra organization and are seated closely together on a deep red couch, leaning into one another in relaxed, casual poses as if posing for a cast photo. At the center back stands a tall figure in a bright blue Cobra Commander uniform with a smooth silver faceplate helmet and a red Cobra insignia on the chest. Flanking him are two additional standing figures in darker tactical outfits, including one in gray with a masked face and military-style gear. In the front row, several figures sit shoulder to shoulder: two muscular male figures in blue-and-red armored outfits with bare arms and silver shoulder guards; a female figure dressed entirely in black with long dark hair, black-framed glasses, and a subtle Cobra logo on her chest; a silver-faced figure wearing a dark robe with a wide red collar; and a white-clad ninja figure with a full head covering, sash, and arm wraps. The figures' hands rest on their own knees or lightly touch the arms or legs of the figures beside them, reinforcing the sitcom-style ensemble feel. The background is softly blurred brick, suggesting an indoor studio or loft setting.
January 9, 2026 at 8:42 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

would have been better than the re-release

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTJVp7hEiYd/
A vertically stacked, three-panel meme screenshot styled like a social media video post. At the very top, a dark interface bar shows a circular profile icon, the username "starwars24seven," and a music credit line beginning with "John Williams, London Sympho…," indicating background audio. The first panel shows Carrie Fisher portraying Princess Leioa Organa in a bluish, grainy film still rendered as a glowing hologram. She wears a hooded cloak draped over the head and shoulders, facing slightly to the right. The image has a soft, shimmering texture typical of an old science-fiction hologram effect. White subtitle text across the lower portion of this panel reads, "Help me Obi Wan Kenobi." The second panel below cuts to a contrasting warm-toned scene of Alec Guinness portraying Obi Wan Kenobi, an older, light-skinned man with short gray hair and a neatly trimmed gray beard, wearing simple beige robes. He stands indoors beside a stone pillar, lit by soft, natural light. His expression is calm and faintly amused, almost dismissive. Centered over his chest in large, bold, white capital letters is the single word "NO." The third and final panel shows a star-filled black background resembling outer space. Over it, large blue text reads, "Written and Directed by GEORGE LUCAS," styled like a classic film credit.
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

can your leaders say the same today?

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTOwaDaj9k-/
A vertically oriented social media graphic on a white background, styled like a meme. At the top is a black header bar resembling an Instagram interface, showing the username "trekcasttng" on the left. Below, centered on the white background, is a simple icon of a small triangular flag attached to a thin pole; the flag is light blue and angled to the right. Beneath the icon, bold black text reads "Marked Safe From," followed by the word "DISHONOUR" in much larger, heavy serif lettering, emphasizing the word. Below that, smaller text reads "Today." At the very bottom edge of the image, partially cropped, is the top portion of a Klingon character's head from Star Trek, recognizable by a ridged forehead, long dark hair, and intense eyes staring upward.
January 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

the rage is real…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTD8jwwEt84/
A close-up, cinematic portrait of a Hulk-like humanoid figure with green skin and human facial features, styled in a way that evokes famous pop-star Michael Jackson aesthetic. The character has smooth but textured green skin with visible pores, softly contoured cheekbones, and a neutral, slightly serious expression. Dark, shoulder-length hair frames the face in loose, slightly messy waves, falling around the forehead and ears. The eyes look off to the side rather than directly at the viewer, giving a contemplative, distant mood. The figure's upper body is visible from the shoulders up, showing a muscular green neck and collarbone area, along with a torn purple garment at the shoulders, reminiscent of classic Hulk attire. The background is softly blurred with warm, sunset-like tones, suggesting an outdoor setting and adding a dramatic, cinematic atmosphere. Overlaid at the bottom of the image is bold white text on a black background reading, "YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGREEHEEHEE," a humorous mash-up referencing both Hulk lore and pop-culture vocal styling. At the top of the image, social media interface elements are visible, including a username, a verification checkmark, and music attribution indicating "TV Hits · The Incredible Hulk," reinforcing that this is a stylized, meme-like social media post rather than a movie still.
January 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

Riker always gave new meaning to the term manwhore…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTKPum9FX3G/
A meme-style image from Star Trek The Next Generation, a science fiction television series, shows Jonathan Frakes portraying Commander William T. Riker, a confident-looking, bearded male Starfleet officer in a red-and-black uniform with a silver insignia on his chest. He is turned slightly sideways, glancing over his shoulder with raised eyebrows and a mischievous, self-assured smirk, conveying playful confidence and flirtation. The background is softly lit and out of focus, suggesting the interior of a starship or futuristic room. Bold white, all-caps text with a black outline appears at the top of the image reading, "WE DON'T KNOW IF THIS SPECIES IS BIOLOGICALLY COMPATIBLE WITH HUMANS." Matching bold white text at the bottom reads, "CHALLENGE ACCEPTED." In the top-left corner, a small circular logo and the username "trekcasttng" appear, indicating the image was shared from a Star Trek--related social media account.
January 6, 2026 at 6:19 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

i’d play the shit out of this…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTGgF0aknvh/
A pixelated, retro video-game--style meme set in a Super Mario--like side-scrolling world with a pale blue sky background. On the left, Mario stands on a short, green-topped platform while riding Yoshi, facing right toward a gap. On the far right, on a much taller green-topped pillar, Obi-Wan Kenobi, a robed Jedi stands confidently, holding a glowing blue lightsaber angled upward. Across the top of the image, in blocky, 8-bit black text, the caption reads: "It's over Mario, I have the high ground!"
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

when things are getting this stupid, sometimes you need a crass laugh…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTGRoC6l_yf/
A meme screenshot from a Gordon Ramsey cooking competition kitchen shows a tense confrontation between Gordon Ramsey and a contestant chef standing across a stainless-steel prep counter. On the right, Gordon Ramsey, a tall, middle-aged white male chef with short blond hair leans aggressively forward, mouth wide open as if shouting. He wears a white chef's jacket and appears visibly angry, with furrowed brows and a confrontational posture. On the left, a shorter chef with short dark hair, wearing a white chef's jacket with a pink or magenta shoulder panel, faces him with a stiff, defensive stance and a concerned expression. Between them are metal pans, bowls, and containers of food ingredients, emphasizing the busy, industrial kitchen setting. In the blurred background, other chefs in similar uniforms move about at workstations under bright overhead lighting. Large, bold, white, all-caps text is overlaid at the top and bottom of the image. The top text reads, "YOU USED SO MUCH OIL," and the bottom text reads, "THE UNITED STATES WANTS TO INVADE THE FUCKING PLATE." The image is framed within an Instagram interface, with a circular profile picture of a chimpanzee and the username "the_thinking_great_ape" visible at the top, reinforcing that this is a reposted meme rather than a still from a show.
January 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

FINISH HER!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DTGMjGJiWrV/
A screenshot of a meme formatted like a social media post. At the top, the username "robintreks" appears, along with a music credit reading "Carl Douglas · Kung Fu Fighting." Beneath it, large black text on a white background says, "When you don't actually know how to fight, but you do remember that one move from 'The Karate Kid' movie…" Below the text is a split action scene from Star Trek The Next Generation. On the left, Denise Crosby portraying Lt. Tasha Yar, is wearing a mustard-yellow and black futuristic uniform stands behind a transparent barrier, arms raised and mouth open in a startled yell. On the right, another person in a shiny, patterned outfit is captured mid-motion performing a dramatic flying kick toward the barrier, with their leg fully extended and motion blur emphasizing the sudden attack.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

capitalism at its best
A meme-style image presented as a screenshot from Instagram. At the top is a white caption bar with black text that reads, "Jesus sealing the deal for all hotels to have his book in the bedside drawer." Below the text is a staged, slightly surreal photo set in a modern office at night, with large windows showing a city skyline illuminated by skyscraper lights. In the center stands a bearded man depicted as Jesus, wearing a cream-colored robe with a white sash draped over one shoulder. He is extending his hand in a businesslike handshake toward a man in a dark suit on the left, who appears to be a corporate executive. Another man in a suit stands to the right of Jesus, gesturing toward the handshake as if facilitating or endorsing the agreement. A desk in the foreground holds office items and an open book, reinforcing the joke about hotel room Bibles.
January 4, 2026 at 4:02 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

this setup is the gift that keeps on giving…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DS-dbpTD36q/
A two-panel meme parodying The Shining movie poster scene, reimagined with Star Trek: The Next Generation characters. At the top left side of the image, an axe is coming through a partially broken wooden door. On the right side Captain Jean-Luc Picard (a bald, middle-aged white man in a red Starfleet uniform) is scared and posing like Shelley Duvall portraying Wendy Torrance. His right arm is raised near his face, and the splintered door frame fills the foreground. In the upper left corner, bold black text reads "THE SHINING" with smaller text beneath it saying "THE NEXT GENERATION," blending the horror film title with the Star Trekseries name. In the bottom panel, Lwaxana Troi (a middle-aged white woman with short, curly dark hair, wearing dangling earrings and a colorful outfit) peers calmly and cheerfully through the cracked doorway, smiling warmly and unbothered. Overlaid text near her face reads, "I KNOW YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT ME, JEAN LUC…" Watermarks credit "THETREKMEMES" and "EJ'S MEMES," and the Instagram handle "trekcasttng" appears at the top of the image.
January 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

he has a point…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DS_iHKFDBXh/
A vertically framed meme-style image featuring Samuel L. Jackson, a serious-faced Black man shown from the chest up against a dark, nearly black background. In an homage to Tina Turner, he has voluminous, teased, reddish-brown hair styled in an exaggerated 1980s fashion, with heavy texture and height around the crown and sides. His expression is stern and unamused, with slightly narrowed eyes looking directly at the camera. He wears dangling pearl earrings, a short beaded necklace, a black top, and a light blue denim jacket with the collar open, giving the look a deliberately retro, 1980s aesthetic. White bold text is centered over his torso and reads, "What's love got to do with it Motha-F'er," echoing the lyric from the Tina Turner song referenced at the top of the image. At the very top, a social media overlay shows the account name "80svintagevisions" with a music credit for "Tina Turner -- What's Love Got to Do With It."
January 2, 2026 at 4:10 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

Happy New Year!

https://www.instagram.com/p/DS-2CJAj6QV/
A dark, split-style horror movie image used as a meme. On the left side, Jamie Lee Curtis portraying Laurie Strode, a frightened middle-aged woman with shoulder-length wavy brown hair stands in a dimly lit interior hallway. She is wearing a light blue button-down blouse and looks tense and distressed, her face partially illuminated as she grimaces with fear. Overlaid in large white serif text near her chest reads, "FINALLY! 2025 IS ENDING." The lighting is low and shadowy, creating a suspenseful, nighttime atmosphere. On the right side of the image, mostly swallowed by darkness, Tony Moran portraying Michael Myers, a tall human figure wearing a pale, expressionless mask slowly peers from behind a doorframe or wall. Only part of the mask and upper body are visible, emerging from deep shadow. Centered on this darker half of the image is the white text "2026," implying the coming year as something ominous or threatening. At the top of the image is an Instagram interface header showing the verified account "that80sand90spage," along with a music credit bar.
January 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

one last ridiculously stupid entry for the last day of this ridiculously stupid year…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DS2n2tfjQTE/
A stylized parody advertisement featuring Chewbacca, the tall, brown-furred Wookiee from the Star Wars franchose, posed like a high-fashion hair model. His thick, chestnut-brown fur is dramatically voluminous and glossy, flowing outward in smooth, wind-swept waves that fill nearly the entire frame, mimicking a luxury shampoo or hair-care commercial. Chewbacca's face is centered slightly left, with his recognizable dark nose, partially open mouth, and visible lower teeth, giving him a relaxed, almost confident expression. The lighting highlights the sheen and texture of his fur, emphasizing individual strands and rich brown tones. On the right side of the image, white text reads "L'ORÉAL PARIS," reinforcing the spoof of a premium beauty brand campaign. At the top left, the Star Wars Fandom logo and verified account name appear, indicating the image is shared by a Star Wars fan account.
December 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

what fresh hell is this…

https://www.instagram.com/p/DS0SDPKkQP7/
A highly stylized promotional image shows a McDonald's "secret menu" dessert made by sandwiching a McFlurry between two crispy, golden-brown hash browns. The hash browns are rectangular with a rough, crunchy potato texture and deep fried edges, positioned horizontally like buns. Between them is a thick layer of vanilla soft-serve ice cream mixed with crushed chocolate cookie pieces, visibly melting and oozing slightly down the sides. The dessert rests on a small sheet of white and yellow McDonald's wrapper paper atop a wooden tabletop. In the background, a warmly lit McDonald's interior is softly blurred, with glowing yellow arches and a large red circle featuring the iconic golden "M" logo prominently displayed behind the food. At the top of the image is the verified Instagram handle "mouthattack." Bold white all-caps text at the bottom reads, "THE MCDONALD'S HASHBROWN MCFLURRY SECRET MENU ITEM IS GOING VIRAL," with the Mouth Attack logo centered beneath the headline.
December 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Dec 28 #thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSBE-1MDWmA/
A screenshot of a social media post by the verified account "leemsnow." At the top of the post, bold black text reads, "Jesus next to all the wheels he's taken." Below the caption is a humorous staged image depicting a bearded man dressed as Jesus--wearing a long off-white robe, brown sandals, and a crown of thorns--standing indoors against a rough, gray stone wall. His hands are loosely clasped in front of him, and he looks slightly to the side with a calm, neutral expression. Mounted on the stone wall beside him are multiple circular wooden frames, each holding a different modern car wheel rim. The rims vary in style, color, and spoke design, including silver and black alloy wheels, arranged in neat vertical rows like a display or gallery.
December 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSVZCZokhML/
At the top of the image, large bold white text reads, "MIGHT AS WELL GET 2026 GOING." Below the text, a stainless-steel sink is shown from above, with a steady stream of water pouring straight down from the faucet into the basin. A small, plushie toy of Gizmo from the Gremlins franchise is being held directly under the running water by a human hand gripping it around the torso. Gizmo has oversized, pale pink ears that stick out to the sides, wide round eyes, and a small mouth, giving it a startled or anxious expression. Its body is covered in fluffy white fur with large brown patches across the face, chest, and arms. The surrounding sink area is cluttered with everyday kitchen items, including a soap dispenser, sponges, a dish rack, cups, and utensils, reinforcing the casual, domestic setting. The lighting is natural and slightly uneven, typical of a quick snapshot rather than a polished photo.
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

part of #themariahresistance
A dark, cinematic meme image styled like a scene from "Star Wars". The top half shows three armored clone troopers standing shoulder to shoulder in a dimly lit, smoky environment, their white-and-blue helmets and chest plates scuffed and battle-worn. Bright floodlights glow in the hazy background, creating a tense, authoritative atmosphere. Centered over the troopers in bold white text reads: "It's no longer Christmas. It's time for you to leave." The bottom half of the image shows a group of similar clone troopers facing inward toward Mariah Carey standing in the middle foreground. Mariah has long, wavy, light-brown hair and is wearing a dark, off-the-shoulder top. Her expression appears calm and slightly resigned, with her eyes glancing upward as if responding thoughtfully rather than defiantly. Overlaid text at the bottom reads, "Mariah Carey: And so it is," with "Mariah Carey" highlighted in blue, referencing the singer's association with the Christmas song mentioned at the top of the image. At the very top of the screenshot is a social-media interface header showing the username "starwars24seven" and a music attribution reading "Mariah Carey · All I Want for Christmas Is You," reinforcing the joke that the holiday season has ended and the song must now depart.
December 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

sound on as this is a full video

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSp3myBETdL/
Promotional-style image for a novelty toy called "Santa Christ." The scene is staged like a late-night TV advertisement, with a small wooden table set in a cozy Christmas living room. In the background, a decorated Christmas tree glows with warm lights on the left, and a brick fireplace with hanging stockings behind the product. On the table are two items: the toy itself and its retail box. The toy resembles a crucifix-shaped stand in bright red and yellow, with a small Santa Claus figurine posed like Jesus on a cross, arms outstretched. Santa wears a classic red suit with white trim, a black belt, black boots, and a red Santa hat, and has a white beard and cheerful expression. The cross is mounted on a chunky blue plastic base with a red button on the front and a yellow power cord extending out to the right, suggesting it is battery-powered. Next to the toy, the blue product box shows an illustrated image of the same Santa-on-a-cross figure, with bold, retro-style graphics and bright colors. Large, playful text across the image reads "Santa Christ" in red and yellow lettering, and to the right, oversized white and red script announces "Only $9.99," with smaller text beneath stating "Batteries Not Included." At the top of the image is an Instagram-style overlay showing the account name "the.forbidden.toys" with a verified checkmark and the label "Original audio," reinforcing this is a humorous or satirical social media post advertising a holiday novelty item.
December 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSnRUZbjzLy/
A two-panel meme made from scenes from Star Trek: The Next Generation set on the bridge of the starship Enterprise 1701-D. In the top panel, actor Patrick Stewart portraying Captain Jean-Luc Picard, a bald, middle-aged man in a red-and-black Starfleet-style uniform turns his head sharply to the side, his expression stern and exasperated. A white, comic-style speech bubble near his mouth reads in bold capital letters, "SHUT UP, WESTLEY!" Behind him, slightly out of focus, stands actor Michael Dorn portraying Lieutenant Worf, another uniformed crew member with a darker complexion and a sash across his chest, watching from the background. The lighting is warm and indoor, consistent with a spaceship control room. In the bottom panel, actor Carey Elwes mimicking Westley from the film The Princies Bride, is a younger person with chin-length, tousled blond hair sits at a futuristic control console filled with colorful buttons and illuminated panels. He is turned partially around in their chair, looking back toward the viewer with a calm, mildly amused expression, one hand resting on the controls. A white speech bubble next to their face reads, "As you wish."
December 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSj-03IDoOW/
A vertically framed, retro-style meme image with a dark green border shows actor Yul Brenner, a bald, clean-shaven man wearing a black suit jacket, white dress shirt, and dark tie, standing indoors against a softly lit, slightly out-of-focus background with pale walls and faint shapes that resemble light fixtures or décor. He faces the camera directly with a neutral, mildly serious expression and makes eye contact with the viewer. In his right hand, he holds up a large, bright orange plastic bottle of Tide liquid laundry detergent with a blue cap, angled so the front label is clearly visible. The circular Tide logo, with its bold yellow, orange, and blue colors, stands out prominently, and the word "Coldwater" is readable beneath the logo on the label. At the top of the image is a social-media style header reading "totallyawesome80s," along with music attribution text referencing "Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass -- Spanish Flea," reinforcing a nostalgic, throwback theme. Near the lower right side of the image is a small watermark reading "IG: @TOTALLYAWESOME80S." Across the bottom, large, bold, all-caps white text reads "YUL TIDE GREETINGS," a holiday pun that combines "Yuletide greetings" with the Tide detergent brand.
December 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSbyiQAEGv/
A meme-style image showing a small, human-like doll seated with its back to the camera on the edge of a rough, stone ledge beside a calm body of water. The doll, likely Chucky from the Child's Play film franchise, as bright orange-red hair cut into a straight, chin-length bob and is wearing a striped, long-sleeve shirt in multiple colors along with blue denim overalls. Its small legs dangle over the edge of the ledge, and its posture appears relaxed and contemplative. The scene in front of the doll is peaceful and scenic. The water is smooth and reflective, mirroring the soft pastel colors of the sky at either sunrise or sunset. Pale yellows, light oranges, and muted blues blend across the sky, with scattered clouds adding texture. Across the water, modern buildings and trees line the shoreline, their reflections stretching downward into the still surface of the lake or river. The overall atmosphere is quiet and serene, emphasizing calm and stillness. At the top of the image, black text on a white background reads, "me having a peaceful moment before i ultimately choose violence." A small username watermark appears near the lower left corner of the image. me having a peaceful moment before i ultimately choose violence @truetre_savage
December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
filmfreak75.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
#thisissostupidbutitmademelaugh

part of #themariahresistance

https://www.instagram.com/p/DSfigIcDwv4/
A vertically stacked, four-panel meme screenshot with a black background and a social media header at the top. The header shows the account name "trekcasttng" and a music tag indicating the song "All I Want for Christmas Is You." The first panel shows a brightly lit, festive scene with a Mariah Carey wearing a fitted red, Santa-style dress trimmed with white faux fur at the neckline and cuffs. She stands confidently in front of a snowy white set resembling a winter mansion, flanked by backup dancers in red-and-white outfits. White subtitle text with musical notes reads, "♪ All I want for Christmas… ♪" The second panel abruptly cuts to a dark, ominous sci-fi setting. A bald, green-skinned humanoid figure with ridged facial markings and an intense expression stares forward. The background glows with warm golden lights and metallic structures. White caption text reads, "Don't you dare say it…." The third panel returns to the bright holiday scene. Mariah now smiles broadly with her hands on her hips, still in the red festive outfit, while the dancers pose behind her in synchronized stances. The subtitle text completes the lyric with musical notes: "♪ … is you! ♪" The final panel cuts back to the green-skinned sci-fi character, now shown in a close-up with his mouth open in a furious shout, eyes wide, and face contorted with rage. The background remains golden and dramatic. Large, bold white capital letters at the bottom read: "FIRE EVERYTHING!"
December 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM