GAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Delicious plant juice is not soup! Don’t make me come up there.

#TeaIsNotSoupPartTwo #TheSoupening

#Stockreport ballistic gel. Remove a little fat, portion, freeze, happy. #thesoupening

Garnish with apathy and lime. Bone Applebee. #thesoupening

Constantly bitter about never being able to afford a home as nice as the one your parents bought for $18k? Remember to pour the hot oil down the drain after scalding the shit out of your hand frying tortilla strips. Remember: Landlord isn’t a job, but plumber sure is! #jobcreator #thesoupening

#Stockmarket Update: mergers happened. Added moar veg because we found more veg. Reduced for 3h on low. #thesoupening

The only thing that makes me catch a faint glimpse of hope in humanity is mumbling “Everyone’s going to get to know each other in the pot” with a thick Kevin Malone inflection. #thesoupening

Side note from the bit: you could use this mix of chicken, rehydrated peppers, veg, spices, lil msg and a dash of fish sauce as a filling in just about anything. #thesoupening

Don’t cry from the hellscape, cry from the onions! #thesoupening

All the horrors creeping in from the existential depths? More like
a fun excuse for chicken tortilla soup! #thesoupening

Stocks are up this week. #thesoupening

Soup weather for the foreseeable future the bay #thesoupening

@sparkleshiny.bsky.social, @doldrums.bsky.social it is TIME
#TheSoupening