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“no kings” protests
the louvre robbery
AWS outage
car payment delinquencies increase
F1 & NASCAR outcomes
Brandy’s abrupt concert departure
kohler has a camera for your toilet

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“No Kings,” A Midday Heist, The AWS Outage, & A Camera For Your Toilet
October 20 2025
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October 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

voting rights act on the chopping block
co2 emissions
IG gets PG-13; OpenAI gets x-rated
federal reserve reserves
cjgj released after 1 week
spotify is bringing video podcasts to netflix
the glp-1 craze ➡️ the protein craze

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Voting Rights, OpenAI Gets Smutty, Netflix Gets Podcasts, & The Protein Craze
October 15 2025
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October 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

CDC workers rehired
hostages freed
slackbot gets the ai treatment
jpmorgan’s $1.5 trillion investment
the chiefs-lions brawl
taylor swift docuseries announced
a woman returns an artifact she stole 50 years ago

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An Improved Robot, A Brawl, Another Taylor Swift Announcement, & An Artifact Returned
October 13 2025
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October 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

the insurrection act
UK exports a lot of trash
another gemini update
gold prices are wayyy up
nfl punishments
right-wing backlash to bad bunny & one battle after another
a very important missed call

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Travelin' Trash, Gold Prices, Right-Wing Backlash, & A Very Important Missed Call
October 8 2025
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October 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

national guard deployment
france’s government collapsed (again)
sora is getting copyrighted characters
holiday shopping predictions
keenan allen’s nfl record
taylor swift tops the box office
an ancient egyptian painting is missing

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France’s Government Collapses (Again), Holiday Shopping, “The Life of a Showgirl,” & A Missing Painting
October 6 2025
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October 6, 2025 at 8:56 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery:

trump declares war on drug cartels
iran has to move its capital
instagram swears it isn’t listening to you
tesla sales are up
a surprise nfl retirement
ai is taking over hollywood
why women live longer than men

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A New War, Instagram’s Not Listening To You (They Swear!), & Why Women Live Longer Than Men
October 2 2025
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October 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
today’s #TheDistillery:

hegseth wants a hotter military
israel bullies the aid flotilla
spotify lets you change your taste profile
pfizer’s new drug deal (meet: TrumpRX)
napheesa gets wnba support
a mccarthy-era celeb group is back
saturn’s habitable moon

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Yassifying The Military, Saving Your Spotify Wrapped, & Moving To Saturn’s Moon?
October 1 2025
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October 1, 2025 at 8:12 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

government shutdown
protests worldwide
EA goes private ($55 billion!)
how the shutdown affects inflation data
ryder cup drama
benito 🤝 super bowl
an ai actress

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Protests, Video Games, Bad Bunny, & A Robot Actress
September 29 2025
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September 29, 2025 at 8:10 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

comey indicted
netanyahu’s un speech
the tiktok deal
new tariffs (sofas, cabinets, & drugs, oh my!)
world cup shakeup
an anti-boycott open letter
a new timeline for human evolution (nbd)

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An Indictment, A TikTok Deal, & A New Timeline Of Human History
September 26 2025
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September 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery we’re covering:

sniper attack on dallas ice office
drone attack on gaza aid flotilla
openai’s data center deal
workslop makes workplaces less efficient
robot umpires
kimmel’s back
a new dinosaur discovery

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Drones, Data Centers, & A New Dinosaur Has Entered The Chat
September 24 2025
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September 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery edition:

tylenol & autism
the un general assembly
nvidia and openai partnership
americans are stuck
the giants got booed a lot
tom holland injured on set
arc’teryx’s bad publicity stunt

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Tylenol & Autism, Nvidia & OpenAI, and Fireworks & A Fragile Ecosystem
September 22 2025
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September 22, 2025 at 8:14 PM
in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

the war on free speech
russia in estonian airspace
a tiktok deal
grocery prices
the fever makes the semi finals
taylor swift’s listening parties head to theaters
the ftc sues ticketmaster

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Free Speech, Fever Fever, & The FTC Sues Ticketmaster
September 19 2025
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September 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

fired cdc director testifies
israel pushes further into gaza city
waymo heads to nashville
the fed cuts rates
tom brady bein’ shady
cardi b is pregnant
jerry quits ben & jerry’s

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Vaccines, Waymos, Rate Cuts, & “Ben & Jerry’s” Loses Its Jerry
September 17 2025
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September 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

the emmys
tommy robinson’s protests
women use ai more than men
trump wants fewer earnings reports
burrow’s toe surgery
pride & prejudice reading for Gaza
green bus stops 🥹🐝💐

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Who Won The Emmys, Who’s Using AI, & How Bus Stops Can Save The Bees
September 15 2025
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September 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery:

kamala criticizes biden
russia vs poland
lossless audio
revised job market data
ncaa bans 3 players
the new bachelorette
ellison overtakes musk as richest person

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A New War?, A New Spotify, A New “Bachelorette,” & A New “Richest Man In The World”
September 10 2025
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September 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

trump’s military force expands
france’s government collapses
google explains gemini limits
billionaire trump voter speaks out
alcaraz beats sinner
tom hanks gets shafted by west point
banksy’s back

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ICE vs. LA, France vs. Itself, Tom Hanks vs. West Point, & Banksy vs. The Government
September 8 2025
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September 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
in today’s edition of #TheDistillery we’re talking

ICE detains 475 people in georgia
peacekeeping plans in ukraine
elon’s massive pay package
job data = bad
eagles beat cowboys
warner bros sues midjourney
mark zuckerberg sues mark zuckerberg

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Elon’s Pay Package, Job Market Woes, An AI Lawsuit, & Mark Zuckerberg Sues Mark Zuckerberg
September 5 2025
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September 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

epstein files
china’s military parade
google dodged a bullet
gen z scales back holiday shopping
a rockies/giants fight
dwts cast reveal
luigi’s modeling now

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The Epstein Files, A Military Parade, “Dancing with the Stars”, & Luigi’s Modeling Debut
September 3 2025
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September 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

pocket rescissions
thailand’s PM out
microsoft’s ai model
it’s all riding on lisa cook
doris burke demoted
twilight’s back on the big screen
a critical current is collapsing

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The End Of USAID, A New AI Model, The Fed’s Future, & “Twilight” Is Back In Theaters
August 29 2025
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August 29, 2025 at 7:59 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

FEMA employees placed on leave
tariffs on india
anthropic 🤝 chrome
tax breaks for the rich
the vikings/panthers trade
snl cast changes
the cracker barrel logo saga

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Suspensions, Sanctions, SNL Departures, & Saving Cracker Barrel
August 27 2025
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August 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery:

chicago (+ flag burning, cashless bail, and democracy) = trump’s next target
france’s potential collapse
a pro-ai super pac with $100 million
peet’s got bought
fleetwood (finally) wins
snoop’s fear of the gays
a pig lung transplant

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Flag Burning, France’s Collapse, Fleetwood’s Big Win, & The Future Belongs to Pig Organs
August 25 2025
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August 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
in today’s edition of #TheDistillery

words that make you sound woke
ukraine hits a pipeline
x’s severance settlement
rate changes are (probably) coming
jerry jones vs. micah parsons
millie bobby brown is a mother
artifacts from an ancient underwater city

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Woke Words, Workers Settle With X, What's Next For Interest Rates, & An Underwater City
August 22 2025
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August 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
today’s #TheDistillery:

anti-americanism, the smithsonian, & the border wall paint job
israel’s latest moves
spotify makes dj-ing easier
target ceo steps down
bubba gets called up
jillian michaels “the biggest loser” drama
underwater volcanoes are good?

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August 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
in today’s #TheDistillery

mail-in voting & troops in dc
europe backs ukraine
anthropic protects claude
ai isn’t taking us jobs yet
scheffler wins bmw championship
msnbc’s name change
new words in the dictionary (skibidi? tradwife? delulu? we’re so cooked)

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Fascism, Rights For Clankers, MSNBC’s New Name, & The Gen Z-ification Of The Dictionary
August 18 2025
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August 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM