Talamasca: The Secret Order is like Mormonism of Anne Rice, and that's the NICEST thing I can say about it. Every week I'm like, "maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's something here," and yet... #TalamascaAMC
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Talamasca: The Secret Order is like Mormonism of Anne Rice, and that's the NICEST thing I can say about it. Every week I'm like, "maybe I'm wrong, maybe there's something here," and yet... #TalamascaAMC
Bro would be out monologued on Riverdale. You can feel that what the rest of the show does is going to hinge on this moment and this dynamic and it's like watching white out set.
#TalamascaAMC
#TalamascaAMC
November 7, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Bro would be out monologued on Riverdale. You can feel that what the rest of the show does is going to hinge on this moment and this dynamic and it's like watching white out set.
#TalamascaAMC
#TalamascaAMC
An Executive, presumably: sure, Interview with the Vampire is a success, but what if when someone communicated telepathically or manipulated time there were super annoying noises?
#TalamascaAMC
#TalamascaAMC
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
An Executive, presumably: sure, Interview with the Vampire is a success, but what if when someone communicated telepathically or manipulated time there were super annoying noises?
#TalamascaAMC
#TalamascaAMC
Ooooh, it's a shot over the shoulder implying that we're watching someone watching, OooooooOOOOoOoooOOoooh, what if we do that 17 times a fucking episode?
#TalamascaAMC
#TalamascaAMC
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Ooooh, it's a shot over the shoulder implying that we're watching someone watching, OooooooOOOOoOoooOOoooh, what if we do that 17 times a fucking episode?
#TalamascaAMC
#TalamascaAMC
They've added more mother houses but reduced archives to single library or volume? This sprawling, multi generational secret order is just...? And why not do dual protagonists in the first season of someone like Kevas and someone else interesting (see: not Guy) to establish this shit? #TalamascaAMC
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
They've added more mother houses but reduced archives to single library or volume? This sprawling, multi generational secret order is just...? And why not do dual protagonists in the first season of someone like Kevas and someone else interesting (see: not Guy) to establish this shit? #TalamascaAMC
The intrique of the Talamasca, interpersonally & politically, is that SOME involved become seedy, self serving spies. #TalamascaAMC seems to think that's all it is, a sketchy spy club house. There's no energy of archiving, archaeological study, spiritual searching, or genuine academia...
November 7, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The intrique of the Talamasca, interpersonally & politically, is that SOME involved become seedy, self serving spies. #TalamascaAMC seems to think that's all it is, a sketchy spy club house. There's no energy of archiving, archaeological study, spiritual searching, or genuine academia...
Talamasca isn't a good spy thriller, it's not a compelling character piece, it has no real mystery, and it certainly doesn't have anything resembling Anne Rice's philosophical or romantic themes. I'm confused who the supposed audience even is. It ain't got the juice. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Talamasca isn't a good spy thriller, it's not a compelling character piece, it has no real mystery, and it certainly doesn't have anything resembling Anne Rice's philosophical or romantic themes. I'm confused who the supposed audience even is. It ain't got the juice. #TalamascaAMC
Unearned Smalltown Boy. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Unearned Smalltown Boy. #TalamascaAMC
Unfortunately, Talamasca: The Secret Order mistakes giving your audience nothing to chew on with having a mystery. It treats us like we're too stupid to accept basic concepts like vampirism & telepathy, but also doesn't show us anything illuminating. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Unfortunately, Talamasca: The Secret Order mistakes giving your audience nothing to chew on with having a mystery. It treats us like we're too stupid to accept basic concepts like vampirism & telepathy, but also doesn't show us anything illuminating. #TalamascaAMC
From the creator of Train Jumpscare: Car Horn Jumpscare #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
From the creator of Train Jumpscare: Car Horn Jumpscare #TalamascaAMC
Ah, yes, the Secret Organization having branded desktop wallpapers of their logo. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Ah, yes, the Secret Organization having branded desktop wallpapers of their logo. #TalamascaAMC
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I am attempting episode 2. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I am attempting episode 2. #TalamascaAMC
The weird glass-scratching audio effect on the mind talking is unlistenable to, which is a problem for the medium of television, you dumb dorks. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:51 AM
The weird glass-scratching audio effect on the mind talking is unlistenable to, which is a problem for the medium of television, you dumb dorks. #TalamascaAMC
Jason Schwartzman can't save this. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Jason Schwartzman can't save this. #TalamascaAMC
The Talamasca got him in the best PUBLIC SCHOOL IN DETROIT? Thats..That's... what? #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:35 AM
The Talamasca got him in the best PUBLIC SCHOOL IN DETROIT? Thats..That's... what? #TalamascaAMC
For a moment, I thought that paper said, "Mike Shoes, a friend," and I was like yeah, a guy named Mike Shoes who writes like a child is actually SO Anne Rice. But alas:
-Nike Shoes
-A Friend
#TalamascaAMC
-Nike Shoes
-A Friend
#TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
For a moment, I thought that paper said, "Mike Shoes, a friend," and I was like yeah, a guy named Mike Shoes who writes like a child is actually SO Anne Rice. But alas:
-Nike Shoes
-A Friend
#TalamascaAMC
-Nike Shoes
-A Friend
#TalamascaAMC
Burying the lede after 20 minutes of people entering rooms is A Choice™️. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Burying the lede after 20 minutes of people entering rooms is A Choice™️. #TalamascaAMC
You don't have a "mother house" in New Orleans, that's sort of a load bearing predicament in Queen of the Damned when Jesse gets Claudia grief psychosis actually. I hate it here! #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:23 AM
You don't have a "mother house" in New Orleans, that's sort of a load bearing predicament in Queen of the Damned when Jesse gets Claudia grief psychosis actually. I hate it here! #TalamascaAMC
Take the 5k from the clearly wealthy woman/organization. This isn't likable. This isn't a real poor person. Fuck off. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Take the 5k from the clearly wealthy woman/organization. This isn't likable. This isn't a real poor person. Fuck off. #TalamascaAMC
This show is filmed as if the audience won't understand new locations unless we see people walk into every single one of them. #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This show is filmed as if the audience won't understand new locations unless we see people walk into every single one of them. #TalamascaAMC
Anne Rice Catholic Dread [audience cheers] but we removed the cunty [audience screams in pain] #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Anne Rice Catholic Dread [audience cheers] but we removed the cunty [audience screams in pain] #TalamascaAMC
He's not like other girls, he's struggling with the American R and became a lawyer because he hates it..? #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
He's not like other girls, he's struggling with the American R and became a lawyer because he hates it..? #TalamascaAMC
Our protagonist is not good at this American accent & I still haven't forgiven the Sam accent and IWTV is good so #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Our protagonist is not good at this American accent & I still haven't forgiven the Sam accent and IWTV is good so #TalamascaAMC
I was hoping that eyeball was going to be a Memnoch reference but ALAS #TalamascaAMC
October 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I was hoping that eyeball was going to be a Memnoch reference but ALAS #TalamascaAMC