god this room he shows off as a a preview of the ballroom is hilariously and horrifying tacky. worth watching in case you just swallowed any poisons recently and need to induce vomiting
INGRAHAM: Where did you get the stone?
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
god this room he shows off as a a preview of the ballroom is hilariously and horrifying tacky. worth watching in case you just swallowed any poisons recently and need to induce vomiting
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 AM
like a piece of food, i keep getting swallowed
November 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
like a piece of food, i keep getting swallowed
God I love cruising at airports, just swallowed the biggest load from a cute uncut boy 💦
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
God I love cruising at airports, just swallowed the biggest load from a cute uncut boy 💦
Very good load swallowed. No hesitation. Yum!
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Very good load swallowed. No hesitation. Yum!
An otter accidently swallowed those buttons that say nut.
So now whenever you push his prostate it says nut.
So now whenever you push his prostate it says nut.
November 12, 2025 at 2:16 AM
An otter accidently swallowed those buttons that say nut.
So now whenever you push his prostate it says nut.
So now whenever you push his prostate it says nut.
November 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Implanting a bone-conducting receiver in the pit of your bosses tooth is no easy task 🦷. Being accidently swallowed complicates things too...but at least Jin got the first job finished!
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Commission for JinouKai, ft. my wolverine Hyde, and Spit causing problems.
🎨March 2025
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Commission for JinouKai, ft. my wolverine Hyde, and Spit causing problems.
🎨March 2025
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Implanting a bone-conducting receiver in the pit of your bosses tooth is no easy task 🦷. Being accidently swallowed complicates things too...but at least Jin got the first job finished!
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Commission for JinouKai, ft. my wolverine Hyde, and Spit causing problems.
🎨March 2025
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Commission for JinouKai, ft. my wolverine Hyde, and Spit causing problems.
🎨March 2025
When parody is swallowed up by reality.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
When parody is swallowed up by reality.
I like the idea of someone being locked behind my big teeth, not quite swallowed yet but Definitely mine
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I like the idea of someone being locked behind my big teeth, not quite swallowed yet but Definitely mine
There’s also something just so, so inherently funny about cigarettes as an item that’s instantly used and gone (particularly when it’s a full pack) because I immediately assume that my character just fucking swallowed them. There’s no way you smoked it that fast dude, you ate that
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
There’s also something just so, so inherently funny about cigarettes as an item that’s instantly used and gone (particularly when it’s a full pack) because I immediately assume that my character just fucking swallowed them. There’s no way you smoked it that fast dude, you ate that
...Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it."
George Orwell, 1984
George Orwell, 1984
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
...Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it."
George Orwell, 1984
George Orwell, 1984
ate too many tinies. swallowed a payment processor executive.
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
ate too many tinies. swallowed a payment processor executive.
Nothing like that morning post nut clarity. I feel ready for the day. Especially since I swallowed his before I got to make a mess myself 🤭
November 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Nothing like that morning post nut clarity. I feel ready for the day. Especially since I swallowed his before I got to make a mess myself 🤭
Evan was quiet for a few moments as his eyes drifted over her face. As the seconds dragged out, he eventually turned his gaze away and spoke in a quiet, nervous voice.
“Why was Daddy mad?”
Jennifer swallowed, her mind racing.
“Why was Daddy mad?”
Jennifer swallowed, her mind racing.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Evan was quiet for a few moments as his eyes drifted over her face. As the seconds dragged out, he eventually turned his gaze away and spoke in a quiet, nervous voice.
“Why was Daddy mad?”
Jennifer swallowed, her mind racing.
“Why was Daddy mad?”
Jennifer swallowed, her mind racing.
PREVIEW - Mechanic needed a quick lube job, and my mouth was open and ready for service... Got the job done sucked him balls deep and swallowed his load. Full video just posted to MuddyBubbas.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:15 AM
PREVIEW - Mechanic needed a quick lube job, and my mouth was open and ready for service... Got the job done sucked him balls deep and swallowed his load. Full video just posted to MuddyBubbas.com
need to be swallowed 😮💨
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
need to be swallowed 😮💨
November 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Straight landscaper’s first time GH. I think he came directly from a job. I swallowed every drop of his special “fertilizer”.
He was so quiet and nervous.
He was so quiet and nervous.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Straight landscaper’s first time GH. I think he came directly from a job. I swallowed every drop of his special “fertilizer”.
He was so quiet and nervous.
He was so quiet and nervous.
Wow at that play by Jaelan Phillips. Fought off the block and swallowed up the RB. #GoBirds #flyeaglesfly
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Wow at that play by Jaelan Phillips. Fought off the block and swallowed up the RB. #GoBirds #flyeaglesfly
we regret to inform you that your bluesky account has been SWALLOWED WHOLE. yup. thats right. it got EATEN. by ROBOTS
November 9, 2025 at 1:38 AM
we regret to inform you that your bluesky account has been SWALLOWED WHOLE. yup. thats right. it got EATEN. by ROBOTS
The door opened just a crack, followed by the sound of Mercedes walking away. Evidently this was all the welcome Jennifer would be getting.
She swallowed, gently pushed the door open, and stepped inside.
“Mercedes, can we—“ she stopped mid-sentence as her eyes took in the sight that greeted her.
She swallowed, gently pushed the door open, and stepped inside.
“Mercedes, can we—“ she stopped mid-sentence as her eyes took in the sight that greeted her.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 AM
The door opened just a crack, followed by the sound of Mercedes walking away. Evidently this was all the welcome Jennifer would be getting.
She swallowed, gently pushed the door open, and stepped inside.
“Mercedes, can we—“ she stopped mid-sentence as her eyes took in the sight that greeted her.
She swallowed, gently pushed the door open, and stepped inside.
“Mercedes, can we—“ she stopped mid-sentence as her eyes took in the sight that greeted her.
Had a dream yesterday where I was hanging out with friends and when one got into their car to drive home, a massive sinkhole just swallowed their car then instantly closed
November 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Had a dream yesterday where I was hanging out with friends and when one got into their car to drive home, a massive sinkhole just swallowed their car then instantly closed
I love that he's a gunslinger but he paid for it there, should have swallowed the ball for the field goal.
That was really good D by the Bucs. Drake was confused.
November 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I love that he's a gunslinger but he paid for it there, should have swallowed the ball for the field goal.
Commission for @nadezdafex.bsky.social of Nady and Tani having some proper cosmic shenanigans~
Indeed, one can only hope to experience such Galactic snuggling. Not every day your own massively engorged bits get easily swallowed up and gently nuzzled between even larger massively engorged bits~
Indeed, one can only hope to experience such Galactic snuggling. Not every day your own massively engorged bits get easily swallowed up and gently nuzzled between even larger massively engorged bits~
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Commission for @nadezdafex.bsky.social of Nady and Tani having some proper cosmic shenanigans~
Indeed, one can only hope to experience such Galactic snuggling. Not every day your own massively engorged bits get easily swallowed up and gently nuzzled between even larger massively engorged bits~
Indeed, one can only hope to experience such Galactic snuggling. Not every day your own massively engorged bits get easily swallowed up and gently nuzzled between even larger massively engorged bits~