I made this- 🧍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I made this- 🧍♂️
If you can’t beat ‘em, Smurf ‘em! 😆👏🏼
November 22, 2025 at 11:02 AM
If you can’t beat ‘em, Smurf ‘em! 😆👏🏼
Good morning from America
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Good morning from America
My mother was killed by a smurf
November 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
My mother was killed by a smurf
Today I learned most Smurfs are around 100 years old but Papa Smurf is in his early 500s.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 101-500 y/o Smurfs? What terrible thing happened?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Sm...
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 101-500 y/o Smurfs? What terrible thing happened?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Sm...
![Papa Smurf is a character from the comic strip The Smurfs.[1] Most Smurfs are said to be about 100 years old. However, at the advanced age of 546[2] (553 in the 1980s series episode "The Littlest Giant"), Papa is the oldest Smurf and the leader of all Smurfs. Despite his age, he is still quite energetic.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yqfai233a7utmuh44lbypdso/bafkreifgw5oi2wt4aa7bky6o5j4mmxhkucnbzgu23safsrlhd2qnoq5tvy@jpeg)
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Today I learned most Smurfs are around 100 years old but Papa Smurf is in his early 500s.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 101-500 y/o Smurfs? What terrible thing happened?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Sm...
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE 101-500 y/o Smurfs? What terrible thing happened?!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Papa_Sm...
I’d like to smash a Smurf with a hammer.
November 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I’d like to smash a Smurf with a hammer.
I'm a horny little smurf...
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I'm a horny little smurf...
i would like to feel something other than deep shame every time i try to pose Smurf with his shirt off
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
i would like to feel something other than deep shame every time i try to pose Smurf with his shirt off
I’m Centrist Smurf and I think you’re both wrong. Also, I’m very smart.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I’m Centrist Smurf and I think you’re both wrong. Also, I’m very smart.
I got: Handy Smurf! Not sure if I took the right quiz.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I got: Handy Smurf! Not sure if I took the right quiz.
I HAVE SEEN THE SMURF BOMBING AD BEFORE
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I HAVE SEEN THE SMURF BOMBING AD BEFORE
Smurfs were created by Belgian cartoonist 'Peyo' in 1958 as "Les Schtroumpfs". He described them as "no more than three apples tall."
Fruit flies (Drosophila) are considerably smaller: typically 3-4 mm long. And these fruit flies have been SMURFED.
Let's talk about Smurf assay in fruit flies.🪰
Fruit flies (Drosophila) are considerably smaller: typically 3-4 mm long. And these fruit flies have been SMURFED.
Let's talk about Smurf assay in fruit flies.🪰
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Smurfs were created by Belgian cartoonist 'Peyo' in 1958 as "Les Schtroumpfs". He described them as "no more than three apples tall."
Fruit flies (Drosophila) are considerably smaller: typically 3-4 mm long. And these fruit flies have been SMURFED.
Let's talk about Smurf assay in fruit flies.🪰
Fruit flies (Drosophila) are considerably smaller: typically 3-4 mm long. And these fruit flies have been SMURFED.
Let's talk about Smurf assay in fruit flies.🪰
no collidial silver? how can i get the full RFK experience without the funni smurf serum
And yes, the swag bags. Attendees received MAHA-branded tote bags with:
- Packets of creatine
- Beef tallow potato chips ($79 for a 6-pack!!)
- Mouth tape
- RFK Jr's biography
- Beef protein bars
- Packets of creatine
- Beef tallow potato chips ($79 for a 6-pack!!)
- Mouth tape
- RFK Jr's biography
- Beef protein bars
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
no collidial silver? how can i get the full RFK experience without the funni smurf serum
horror movie name ideas
-Smile 3
-Smile 3 1/2
-Smirk
-Smurf: The Reckoning
-Smurfs on a Plane
-Sharting on a Plane
-Toy Story 7: The Soy Boy
-The Shining: Mar-ahhh-Lago
-Smile 3
-Smile 3 1/2
-Smirk
-Smurf: The Reckoning
-Smurfs on a Plane
-Sharting on a Plane
-Toy Story 7: The Soy Boy
-The Shining: Mar-ahhh-Lago
horror movie name ideas Top 10:
- The Creepening
- Scared on Scary Street
- Kill House of Horror
- The Creepening
- Don't Move And Nobody Gets Hurt
- The Guys
- Pretty much any old person name like: Gertrude, Horace, Marvin
- The Creepening
- Death
- Hockey Masked Killer Named Jaceson
- The Creepening
- Scared on Scary Street
- Kill House of Horror
- The Creepening
- Don't Move And Nobody Gets Hurt
- The Guys
- Pretty much any old person name like: Gertrude, Horace, Marvin
- The Creepening
- Death
- Hockey Masked Killer Named Jaceson
November 24, 2025 at 4:29 PM
horror movie name ideas
-Smile 3
-Smile 3 1/2
-Smirk
-Smurf: The Reckoning
-Smurfs on a Plane
-Sharting on a Plane
-Toy Story 7: The Soy Boy
-The Shining: Mar-ahhh-Lago
-Smile 3
-Smile 3 1/2
-Smirk
-Smurf: The Reckoning
-Smurfs on a Plane
-Sharting on a Plane
-Toy Story 7: The Soy Boy
-The Shining: Mar-ahhh-Lago
100% true. Nothing like a malignant faux christian smurf to "lead" the House
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
100% true. Nothing like a malignant faux christian smurf to "lead" the House
Where's that TikTok dude who triangulates heights?
This is more confusing than what's up with the Family Circus kids
This is more confusing than what's up with the Family Circus kids
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Where's that TikTok dude who triangulates heights?
This is more confusing than what's up with the Family Circus kids
This is more confusing than what's up with the Family Circus kids
im not the only one noticing his skintone get slightly more blueish every time i see him, right? dude's 100% on collidial silver and slowly turning into a smurf
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
im not the only one noticing his skintone get slightly more blueish every time i see him, right? dude's 100% on collidial silver and slowly turning into a smurf
If carbon thinks really hard, it's people. If silicone thinks really hard, it's a computer. If smurfs think really hard, they are still smurfs. Perhaps smurf is the most irreducible state
November 22, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If carbon thinks really hard, it's people. If silicone thinks really hard, it's a computer. If smurfs think really hard, they are still smurfs. Perhaps smurf is the most irreducible state
Michael doesn't toot his own enough. All animals can go Smurf, and I think that's excellent.
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Michael doesn't toot his own enough. All animals can go Smurf, and I think that's excellent.
A 'smurfed' fly is not long for this mortal coil & that early visual warning lets scientists study the interaction of genes & environment that extend or shorten lifespan.
The dye itself is non-toxic & has been adapted to other animal models like zebrafish & roundworms.
The dye itself is non-toxic & has been adapted to other animal models like zebrafish & roundworms.
November 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A 'smurfed' fly is not long for this mortal coil & that early visual warning lets scientists study the interaction of genes & environment that extend or shorten lifespan.
The dye itself is non-toxic & has been adapted to other animal models like zebrafish & roundworms.
The dye itself is non-toxic & has been adapted to other animal models like zebrafish & roundworms.
I thought my blue tinted profile pic looked wintery and cool while I was drunk and high last night. Now I think I look like Papa Smurf.
Anyway, morning! X
Anyway, morning! X
November 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
I thought my blue tinted profile pic looked wintery and cool while I was drunk and high last night. Now I think I look like Papa Smurf.
Anyway, morning! X
Anyway, morning! X
Georgia's shooting went cold late, but Smurf Millender resurrected the Dawgs with a late 3 to take down Xavier 78-77.
Instant takeaways:
Instant takeaways:
4 takeaways from Georgia basketball’s victory over Xavier
Recapping a wild win for the Bulldogs in Charleston.
247sports.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Georgia's shooting went cold late, but Smurf Millender resurrected the Dawgs with a late 3 to take down Xavier 78-77.
Instant takeaways:
Instant takeaways: