Suffering poop box making sloppy brown

You're over on the porcelain wiping down

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But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bidet.

That's why it pains me so while I'm sitting here ass splayed.

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In 1984 I was hospitalized for bad constipation.

Slowly pooing my way across Europe, I must've had an impaction

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