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kelatonin.bsky.social
Now for the odd names of England!

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Part one of a list of funny or weird place names in England. It reads: • Burpham (Parish in Arundel) • Wigglesworth (Parish in Skipton) • Hutton-le-Hole (Parish in York) • Bottom Boat (Village in Wakefield) • Crigglestone (Parish in Wakefield) • Penistone (Town in Sheffield) • Sandy Balls (Village in Fordingbridge) • Manswood (Village in Wimborne) • Long Load (Parish in Langport) • Thickwood (Village in Chippenham) • Queen Camel (Parish in Yeovil) • Fivehead (Parish in Taunton) • Westward Ho! (Village in Bideford) • Fairy Cross (Village in Bideford) • Pityme (Village in Wadebridge) • Mousehole (Village in Penzance) • Stepaside (Village in St Austell) • Minions (Village in Liskeard) • Brandy Hole (Village in Hockley) • Fingringhee (Parish in Colchester) • Great Snoring (Parish in Fakenham-/ promise it's real!) • Foul Anchor (Village in Wisbech) • King's Dyke (Village in Peterborough) • Milking Nook (Village in Peterborough) • Horton-cum-Studley (Parish in Oxford) • Ickford (Parish in Aylesbury) • Tutts Clump (Village in Reading) Part one of a list of funny or weird place names in England. It reads: • Headcorn (Parish in Ashford) • Ripe (Village in Lewes) • Upper Dicker (Village in Halisham) • Puddletown (Parish in Dorchester) • Wetwang (Parish in Driffield) • Cockermouth (Parish in...Cockermouth) • Shitterton (Wareham) • Titty Ho (A street in Rounds, Wellingborough) • Clowne (Parish in Derbyshire) • Nether Wallop (Parish in Hampshire) • Diddlebury. (Village in Shropshire) • Wormbridge (Village in Herefordshire) • Shortwood (Village in Gloucestershire) • Studland (Parish in Dorset) • Balls Green (Village in East Sussex) • Cackle Street (Village in East Sussex) • Bachelor's Bump (Village in East Sussex) • Peene (Village in Kent) • Worms Hill (Locality in Kent) • Tyttenhanger (Village in Hertfordshire)
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
wessexleague.bsky.social
FT
Isuzu FA Vase Round 2
Amesbury 1-0 Ilminster
Andover NS 0-0 Hallen (1-4 pens)
Barnstaple 3-1 Sherborne
Buckland 2-2 Millbrook (12-11 pens)
Downton 4-1 Shortwood
Hythe & Dibden 3-2 Thornbury
Kidlington 3-4 AFC Stoneham
Portland 0-0 Sturminster Newton (1-3 pens)
Roman Glass St. George 0-1 Ham Rec
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
wessexleague.bsky.social
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Isuzu FA Vase Second Round
Amesbury v Ilminster
Andover NS v Hallen
Barnstaple v Sherborne
Buckland Athletic v Millbrook
Downton v Shortwood
Hythe & Dibden v Thornbury Town
Kidlington v AFC Stoneham
Portland v Sturminster Newton
Roman Glass St. George v Hamworthy Recreation
November 8, 2025 at 6:54 AM
wessexleague.bsky.social
FA VASE 2ND ROUND
Kidlington v AFC Stoneham
Amesbury Town v Ilminster Town
Andover New St v Hallen
Downton v Street or Shortwood Utd
Roman Glass St George v Hamworthy Rec
Hythe & Dibden v Thornbury Town
Buckland Ath v Millbrook
Portland Utd v Sturminster Newton Utd
Barnstaple Town v Sherborne Town
October 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
rimbot3000.bsky.social
FK Austria Wien UP, Shortwood United DOWN
September 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
bash.blue
ohhoh then you are well acquainted xD i visited my cousin in southampton last month and was pmsl at all the names

whimple
long load
mudford sock
cucklington
studland
east & west lulworth
blagdon
cleverton
shortwood
heckfield
little badminton
puddletown
etc…
September 12, 2025 at 1:55 PM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Shortwood sunrise and it’s a cracker, but so slightly autumnal……
August 10, 2025 at 5:06 AM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Shortwood sunrise
July 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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Sunrise over Shortwood
July 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Squally Shortwood
July 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Another Shortwood sunrise
July 13, 2025 at 4:00 AM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Another Shortwood sunrise imminent. The lines in the grass in the foreground are the drainage channels - exposed because of all the dry weather
July 12, 2025 at 3:57 AM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Shortwood sunrise, just for a change!
June 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
goodersfms.bsky.social
A Shortwood Sunrise and bonus Rodway Common picture!
June 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Shortwood sunrise on Midsummer’s day!
June 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Shortwood sunrise
June 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Sun rising over Shortwood
June 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
christhenerdfreak.bsky.social
Here’s My Digital Drawing of Vinessa Shortwood. One of my Original Characters. I hope you guys like it. ✍️🎨🍑🖤🔞
#nsfwart #digitalartist #originalcharacter #shortperson #littlepeople #midget #dwarf #shortpeople
May 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
rimbot3000.bsky.social
You'd have thought the Shortwood United youngster out on loan helping Olympique Marseille get promoted would be the one they fucking loaned but I'm just glad we could play our part, proper clubs need to stick together
May 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
goodersfms.bsky.social
A later version of Shortwood sunrise this morning
May 16, 2025 at 4:37 AM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Pre dawn over Shortwood
May 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
thesilverclaw.bsky.social
I.61 (6/6)

Have I said something or what?

- "Well then, thank you again. Wishing you a good day, Miss Shortwood."

All right. It looks like I will need to ask him myself.
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
thesilverclaw.bsky.social
I.61 (4/6)

Yep. Walked right into that one.

- "My apologies for the trouble, Miss Shortwood. I hope I can properly thank you for your help."

What do you think—five silver?
Don’t be cheap. At least one gold piece.
All right, all right.
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
thesilverclaw.bsky.social
I.61 (3/6)

- "Two people were asking about you."

Huh. Who could that be?

- "Did they say what it was about? Leave a message?"
- "Do I look like your personal scribe?"

Ouch.

- "No, of course not, Missis…"
- "Miss. Miss Shortwood. You can call me Miss Shortwood."
May 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
goodersfms.bsky.social
Sun rising over Shortwood
April 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM