Just stole this from shittyfuture on twitter. The clankers are coming to our homes soon, but as you can see the AI is shit. They are going to need people to pilot these things, and oh boy do i have a workforce of unemployed puppygirls and femboy maids for you, we have been training em here in VRChat
October 31, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Just stole this from shittyfuture on twitter. The clankers are coming to our homes soon, but as you can see the AI is shit. They are going to need people to pilot these things, and oh boy do i have a workforce of unemployed puppygirls and femboy maids for you, we have been training em here in VRChat
I miss the shittyfuture account from the old land
June 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I miss the shittyfuture account from the old land
A flirty Meta AI bot invited a retiree to meet. He never made it home.
#shittyfuture
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/meta-ai-chatbot-death/
#shittyfuture
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/meta-ai-chatbot-death/
Meta的调情AI聊天机器人邀请了一位退休人员去纽约。
Meta''s flirty AI chatbot invited a retiree to New York (www.reuters.com)
08-14 ↑ 100 HN Points
www.reuters.com
August 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
A flirty Meta AI bot invited a retiree to meet. He never made it home.
#shittyfuture
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/meta-ai-chatbot-death/
#shittyfuture
https://www.reuters.com/investigates/special-report/meta-ai-chatbot-death/
October 28, 2024 at 9:00 AM
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November 12, 2024 at 9:58 AM
At a certain point I forgot that it was a 70s book about a hypothetical shittyfuture and not a contemporary book just setting a fictional story in our shitty present
November 15, 2024 at 7:44 PM
At a certain point I forgot that it was a 70s book about a hypothetical shittyfuture and not a contemporary book just setting a fictional story in our shitty present
Where @shittyfuture when you need them
Technological progress! A clock that might hallucinate the time. Who needs flying cars when we can get clocks that tell you the time based on electronic vibes, man?
arstechnica.com/information-...
arstechnica.com/information-...
January 31, 2024 at 5:29 AM
Where @shittyfuture when you need them
Unfathomable that water is being squandered for mind-numbing "AI" slop. And this:
"Meta bulldozed the oak forest in 2019, and the well water problems began soon after."
#ShittyFuture
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/14/t...
"Meta bulldozed the oak forest in 2019, and the well water problems began soon after."
#ShittyFuture
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/14/t...
Their Water Taps Ran Dry When Meta Built Next Door
www.nytimes.com
July 14, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Unfathomable that water is being squandered for mind-numbing "AI" slop. And this:
"Meta bulldozed the oak forest in 2019, and the well water problems began soon after."
#ShittyFuture
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/14/t...
"Meta bulldozed the oak forest in 2019, and the well water problems began soon after."
#ShittyFuture
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/14/t...
Also probably why making a Studio Ghibli version of your likeness is a bad idea. Aside from all the other reasons why it's a bad idea. #ShittyFuture
Google and other data expropriation firms have been "partnering" with museums to aid in the development of Computer Vision. Remember the Art Selfie project of 2018? Yeah, that was you giving your face to Google to help them train their CV models.
![A screenshot of a news item that reads "Google's free App Analyzes Your Selfie and then finds your doppelganger [sic] in museum portraits"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ofzkhjyyh4kl4a35wxgmobmm/bafkreibm3gkx2lkccm2vz7obasogoeddm5vakjnqf62fixz3a3pgbdfgti@jpeg)
April 13, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Also probably why making a Studio Ghibli version of your likeness is a bad idea. Aside from all the other reasons why it's a bad idea. #ShittyFuture
[Chatbot / AI / Drugs]
Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat
"Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week."
#shittyfuture
https://futurism.com/therapy-chatbot-addict-meth
Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat
"Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week."
#shittyfuture
https://futurism.com/therapy-chatbot-addict-meth
Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat
We're only beginning to understand the effects of spending more and more time talking to AI chatbots on a daily basis. As the technology progresses, many users are starting to become emotionally dependent on the tech, going as far as to ask it for personal advice. But treating AI chatbots like your own personal therapist can have some very real risks, as the Washington Post reports. In a recent paper, Google's head of AI safety, Anca Dragan, and her colleagues found that the chatbots went to extreme lengths to tell users what they wanted to hear. In one extreme example, […]
futurism.com
June 7, 2025 at 7:08 AM
[Chatbot / AI / Drugs]
Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat
"Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week."
#shittyfuture
https://futurism.com/therapy-chatbot-addict-meth
Therapy Chatbot Tells Recovering Addict to Have a Little Meth as a Treat
"Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week."
#shittyfuture
https://futurism.com/therapy-chatbot-addict-meth
“Will pay any amount.”
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
Feels like one of those futile pleas we’re going to hear from wealthy people more and more in the era of climate change.
January 8, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The most frustrating thing for me about our cyberpunk dystopia is that we didn’t even get the cyberpunk aesthetic. We out here breathing toxic air & losing our job to robots in some fucking wrangler jeans I’m SICK
December 26, 2024 at 12:47 PM
Apple Intelligence’s commitment to writing incomprehensible summaries is unparalleled
January 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
The driver has all the things, and more, at once. #ShittyFuture
February 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
The driver has all the things, and more, at once. #ShittyFuture
Five years from now you won't be laughing. #ShittyFuture
oh you want BRAKES with this car too? Well, step right up, and for $149 per month, you can download this app Stahp, which gives you 99 guaranteed brake depressions per month
April 15, 2024 at 9:28 AM
Five years from now you won't be laughing. #ShittyFuture
2003 was the last good year on the internet. #ShittyFuture
I miss season 2 of the internet when Google actually worked and I didn't have to run baby animal pics through an Al checker and my washing machine wasn't texting me 2-factor auth codes
August 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
2003 was the last good year on the internet. #ShittyFuture
"AI" made the shitty singularity even shittier.
#ShittyFuture
#ShittyFuture
Millions now living will never die;
they will continue to produce content in all eternity
they will continue to produce content in all eternity
September 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"AI" made the shitty singularity even shittier.
#ShittyFuture
#ShittyFuture
And to think that what we ended up with was having to squint to see if a text was created by ChatGPT. #ShittyFuture
December 21, 2023 at 11:28 AM
And to think that what we ended up with was having to squint to see if a text was created by ChatGPT. #ShittyFuture
#shittyfuture part 948
Hacker untersuchten Software von ausfallenden Zügen in Polen. Sie entdeckten, wie die Züge laut der Hacker "absichtlich" durch den Hersteller lahmgelegt wurden.
Mysteriöse Ausfälle: Hersteller blockiert Züge bei Reparatur durch Dritte
Hacker untersuchten Software von ausfallenden Zügen in Polen. Sie entdeckten, wie die Züge laut der Hacker "absichtlich" durch den Hersteller lahmgelegt wurden.
www.heise.de
December 19, 2023 at 10:24 AM
#shittyfuture part 948
Stopping MS Word from scanning your docs to train its LLM takes five clicks, opens three windows, and when you get there the option is called "connected experiences." 😑 #ShittyFuture
November 16, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Stopping MS Word from scanning your docs to train its LLM takes five clicks, opens three windows, and when you get there the option is called "connected experiences." 😑 #ShittyFuture
I guess this means using my professional title to gain small leverage over airlines will only backfire going forward. Thanks, though, for yet another reason to loathe this technology. #ShittyFuture
“By the end of the year, Delta plans for 20% of its ticket prices to be individually determined using AI, president Glen Hauenstein told investors last week.”
“Over time, the goal is to do away with static pricing altogether…”
“Over time, the goal is to do away with static pricing altogether…”
Delta moves toward eliminating set prices in favor of AI that determines how much you personally will pay for a ticket
The airline touted a partnership with an AI-enabled revenue system as a step on the road to fully personalized ticket pricing, part of its goal to raise profit margins long-term.
fortune.com
July 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I guess this means using my professional title to gain small leverage over airlines will only backfire going forward. Thanks, though, for yet another reason to loathe this technology. #ShittyFuture
November 13, 2024 at 9:26 AM
When there’s a hiccup in your ISP and you can’t do your laundry because apps rule the world. #shittyfuture
April 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
When there’s a hiccup in your ISP and you can’t do your laundry because apps rule the world. #shittyfuture