#shitposts
My shitposts have more craft and intentionality than rich people emails???
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Are not shitposts the novellas of our time?

(They are not)
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Was the CPSC guy deemed an essential employee who wasn't furloughed or were these shitposts scheduled like 6 weeks in advance?
November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If someone would make a movie of all of your shitposts, people would say that the shitposts were better

~ comforting thought of the day
November 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Thank god I know Photoshop well enough that I can make shitposts in under 3 minutes. That art school education really pays for itself.
November 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
novels are just really long shitposts
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
the goal of shitposts is to be able to reference them years later on a semi related discussion
November 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
just found out my wife of 20 years was actually a series of shitposts i imagined
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Okay but what methodology are you using for your shitposts?
November 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's amusing that all of the shitposts, protests, snide remarks, thoughtful takedowns, boycotts, and everything else

But all it took was Joyce Carol Oates tweeting, "Despite how rich he is, Musk doesn't seem to *enjoy* anything" to completely melt him
November 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Ballroom plans and DHS Nazi shitposts don't do themselves!
November 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I hope you like my shitposts just as much as my nudes
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I got added to a political starter pack. I hope they like shitposts and thirst. I may have to start watching who blocks me, this could be fun.
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Eating extra fiber to help my shitposts flow more smoothly
November 8, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Peter Thiel met Curtis Yarvin when Yarvin was working at a company Thiel owned. Thiel read Yarvin's edgelord shitposts and said "I like the cut of your jib."
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Are we doing Christmas shitposts yet?
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
And because who knows, I'm fine with them being the last things I ever drew before my untimely death, shitposts
November 13, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I hope you already know this but you’re the best boss I’ve ever had and your leadership, kindness, and shitposts helped make me into the person I am today. ❤️
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Warum werden meine Shitposts in letzter Zeit ernst genommen? 🥲
November 11, 2025 at 2:02 PM
6-second shitposts, a lost art form.
Vine reboot called diVine has been launched 📱

• Funded by Jack Dorsey
• Includes over 100K videos from Vine's archive
• Users can upload 6-second videos
• AI-generated content is not allowed
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It's cool you wanna post about your feelings but i need to see at least 3 more sarcastic/ironic shitposts by 3pm or you're off the squad
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In the morning if I don’t feel up to skeeting I drink a redbull in the shower while I poast. I can do a 1000 shitposts now.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I love it when people come onto my bluesky and take my shitposts seriously /s
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The second guy is Curtis Yarvin. Curtis Yarvin is an internet shitposting edgelord who got attention of his fellow shitposting edgelords in the early days of the internet by posting edgelord shitposts about how tech gurus are the true visionary leaders of the world...
November 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I am so depressed at the number of people in the replies who know zilch about him besides who his mom is and are calling him the future of the Democratic party. But hey, think of the campaign shitposts we will get. Marisa, I am so tired,
November 12, 2025 at 4:24 AM