Demonic paperwork snafu had me swimming in a lake of hellfire ink. Third degree burns & a new hatred for printer cartridges. 😈🔥📃
Just another day in paradise. 🥃

#InfernoReport #OfficeLife #SendWine

- Dizzy

Literally 1 hour in to Cyclone Alfred lockdown + I’ve just issued my first “Ok, so obviously everyone’s ears are painted on. I’ve just said, more than once, that I am cooking pesto pasta. That is the option that’s there to eat. I am not cooking multiple dinners” of the 3 day lockdown 😅 #SendWine

Chef Thanos’ meatball massacre! 🍝💥 Rogue feline assassin, Ruby, launched a full-scale saucy assault. Two MIA (meatballs in action), one casualty. 😹

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#MeatballDown #SendWine #RubytheCat #CatCritic #ChefThanos #Vaxjochef #växjö

Bookings on✅
Live cam on✅
Send me those bottles of bubbly for the girls night tomorrow, it’s the least you can do if you haven’t sent for a coffee ☕️

🔗 www.revealme.com/frankie

I want to do as many sessions as I can this evening, starting with yours🫵🏼🫵🏼

#1to1 #c2c #kink #fetish #femdom #sendwine

Woke up to a flooded basement (not the fun kind) and school for the kiddos cancelled. But atleast my loaf is cute #sourdough #fuckthisday #sendwine

Saw that NYPost article about the mom wishing bedtime on her toddler. Is anyone *not* counting down the minutes til tiny human shutdown? Asking for a friend…who is also me. #toddlerlife #sendwine #designlife #parenting

Weekend’s here … #friday #sendwine

I'm doing it for 19 people the Saturday after Thanksgiving. I actually hand wrote it out. #oldschool #sendwine

Just read a piece on a 4yo's "extreme" anti-preschool tactics. Is this news? Pretty sure every parent of a preschooler has a PhD in hostage negotiation. Send help (and coffee). #preschoolproblems #parenting #toddlerlife #sendwine

Today I
- submitted revisions and an invoice for a freelance article
- wrote a blog
- revised and updated two talks for my trip next week
- redirected a kid from tearful overwhelm to finishing her homework
- and now: book revisions
- #halp
- #sendwine

CCing my department chair and the Dean of Students in an email asking me to bump your grade up because you think you “deserve an A” is not the flex you think it is 🙄 #gradingseason #highereducation #sendwine

🚨SEND HELP🚨
I’m going LIVE on Twitch tonight at 8PM with ALL my girlfriends
It’s loud. It’s unhinged. It’s probably illegal??? 💅🖤
Come watch the chaos unfold
🔗 twitch.tv/modeljenlynn

#TwitchStream #GirlsGoneWild #JustChatting #SendWine

When you have a HIGHLY artistic kid who has turned 11 you apparently can no longer “just decorate” for Christmas 😳 Apparently now there are new furniture configurations involved & dramatic color scheme changes via the unwrapping of every single light strand & vintage garland… #sendwine 😬🤦‍♀️

Speak for yourself! #sendwine

Girls night out tomorrow, send for the bottles of bubbles🍾🍾 bags packed including the spare charger, outfit chosen, still need to decide if I’m doing my makeup, bring on tomorrow 🙌🏻

Send for the drinks ⬇️
🔗 www.revealme.com/frankie

#GirlsNight #SendWine #sub #domme #bottlesofbubbly #drinks #sfw

I may have to bust out the @SamuelLJackson for bedtime tonight. . . #fuckingtimechange #sendwine