Nigel would have be delightful but has awful connotations now
I’m guessing Bartleby or Sausageboy aren’t in the running
I’m guessing Bartleby or Sausageboy aren’t in the running
November 15, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Nigel would have be delightful but has awful connotations now
I’m guessing Bartleby or Sausageboy aren’t in the running
I’m guessing Bartleby or Sausageboy aren’t in the running
7702 was my fave of his. But I would be lying if I said I wasn’t confused and delighted by sausageboy
June 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
7702 was my fave of his. But I would be lying if I said I wasn’t confused and delighted by sausageboy
“Yes yes yes you are doing an enjoy my scrumptious sausage that i have therefour i am going to thanking you by opening your entire mouth and handshaking hands with your teeth individually”
- Sausageboy
- Sausageboy
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-7978 this is the best thing i've ever fucking read god i love daveyoufool
SCP-7978 - SCP Foundation
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
scp-wiki.wikidot.com
June 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
“Yes yes yes you are doing an enjoy my scrumptious sausage that i have therefour i am going to thanking you by opening your entire mouth and handshaking hands with your teeth individually”
- Sausageboy
- Sausageboy
...what did Sausageboy do to her????
May 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
...what did Sausageboy do to her????
Dale has been created specifically to remind us that Natasha and Sausageboy may not be the worst people ever. #TheArchers
May 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Dale has been created specifically to remind us that Natasha and Sausageboy may not be the worst people ever. #TheArchers
naked w dong in hand bating hard asf mouth open tongue hanging out eyes rolled back just being a big stinky sausageboy 🥵 groaning as loud as possible just pulling on my meatlog gooned tf out
May 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
naked w dong in hand bating hard asf mouth open tongue hanging out eyes rolled back just being a big stinky sausageboy 🥵 groaning as loud as possible just pulling on my meatlog gooned tf out
Maurice works for Sausageboy at the unit.
Get him to throw a few shapes at the Bull
Problem solved ✅
#morrisdancing #TheArchers
Get him to throw a few shapes at the Bull
Problem solved ✅
#morrisdancing #TheArchers
April 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Maurice works for Sausageboy at the unit.
Get him to throw a few shapes at the Bull
Problem solved ✅
#morrisdancing #TheArchers
Get him to throw a few shapes at the Bull
Problem solved ✅
#morrisdancing #TheArchers
Just beat him to death with a shovel, Kirsty. No court in the land would convict you. #TheArchers #sausageboy
March 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Just beat him to death with a shovel, Kirsty. No court in the land would convict you. #TheArchers #sausageboy
He left at 2am but came back at 8! It’s now noon so I shall let him continue his good work, my fluffy sausageboy
March 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
He left at 2am but came back at 8! It’s now noon so I shall let him continue his good work, my fluffy sausageboy
Oh gods of petty bitchiness, hear my plea: may SausageBoy, NoCasha and the Chipolatas be gazumped by the (currently unknown) new character who will become Krusty's love interest. #TheArchers
March 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Oh gods of petty bitchiness, hear my plea: may SausageBoy, NoCasha and the Chipolatas be gazumped by the (currently unknown) new character who will become Krusty's love interest. #TheArchers
March 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I’m sure someone has said this before but ruddy SausageBoy and ruddy Gnasha belong together. I’m saying it again. It needs to be said a lot, imv. Those girls will be brattish also. #TheArchers
March 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’m sure someone has said this before but ruddy SausageBoy and ruddy Gnasha belong together. I’m saying it again. It needs to be said a lot, imv. Those girls will be brattish also. #TheArchers
Krusty, you should have learned your lesson from all your previous dealings with SausageBoy. NoCasha willingly married him. Think on. #TheArchers
March 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Krusty, you should have learned your lesson from all your previous dealings with SausageBoy. NoCasha willingly married him. Think on. #TheArchers
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
SausageBoy always on the make. Not sure that NoCasha does charity. She'll probably want to charge the cricket team a premium. #TheArchers
February 9, 2025 at 11:10 AM
SausageBoy always on the make. Not sure that NoCasha does charity. She'll probably want to charge the cricket team a premium. #TheArchers
They have to be the two most revolting characters the SWs have ever dreamed up. Oh wait!! I forgot about #sausageboy and #highendjuicegirl #thearchers
February 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
They have to be the two most revolting characters the SWs have ever dreamed up. Oh wait!! I forgot about #sausageboy and #highendjuicegirl #thearchers
TOM IS ON A MISSION to stop people calling him Sausageboy #TheArchers
January 13, 2025 at 7:04 PM
TOM IS ON A MISSION to stop people calling him Sausageboy #TheArchers
Nurse, nurse…IV dose of reality for Sausageboy please. #TheArchers
November 17, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Nurse, nurse…IV dose of reality for Sausageboy please. #TheArchers
A pity George is banged up. He could have turned Tony And Sausageboy Talk About Beavers into a hugely profitable YouTube account.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
November 17, 2024 at 11:49 AM
A pity George is banged up. He could have turned Tony And Sausageboy Talk About Beavers into a hugely profitable YouTube account.
#TheArchers
#TheArchers
We know you have no sympathy, SausageBoy. Sympathy would be part of emotional intelligence. #TheArchers
November 15, 2024 at 8:34 PM
We know you have no sympathy, SausageBoy. Sympathy would be part of emotional intelligence. #TheArchers
Prime Sausageboy twattery there. #TheArchers
November 10, 2024 at 9:50 AM
Prime Sausageboy twattery there. #TheArchers
SausageBoy really is less emotionally intelligent than a brick, isn't he?
But then, with those parents...
#TheArchers
But then, with those parents...
#TheArchers
September 22, 2024 at 10:41 AM
SausageBoy really is less emotionally intelligent than a brick, isn't he?
But then, with those parents...
#TheArchers
But then, with those parents...
#TheArchers
What’s wrong with SausageBoy? Actually what’s right with SausageBoy? #TheArchers
September 19, 2024 at 6:12 PM
What’s wrong with SausageBoy? Actually what’s right with SausageBoy? #TheArchers
Unexpected support for Emma from SausageBoy. #TheArchers
September 16, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Unexpected support for Emma from SausageBoy. #TheArchers
A super simple twist on memory game makes Sausage Boy the ultimate memory game AND a fun set of colorful cards to combine a 1000+ ways! ➡️ RULES fit on a card
Email/message me for the Free Print and Play files with all 32 cards and illustrations.
#sausageboy #cardgames
Email/message me for the Free Print and Play files with all 32 cards and illustrations.
#sausageboy #cardgames
July 13, 2024 at 1:09 AM
A super simple twist on memory game makes Sausage Boy the ultimate memory game AND a fun set of colorful cards to combine a 1000+ ways! ➡️ RULES fit on a card
Email/message me for the Free Print and Play files with all 32 cards and illustrations.
#sausageboy #cardgames
Email/message me for the Free Print and Play files with all 32 cards and illustrations.
#sausageboy #cardgames