#sauron
The Mouth of Sauron.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Climbing all the way to the top of Mt. Doom to hand the ring to Sauron.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Why didn't Tom wear the Ring as he makes passionate love with his wife, so he can force Sauron to watch.

Sauron, who is a virgin, who never had a gf and was dismembered and reduced to a giant eye would realize he is nothing compared to Tom, whose girth is beyond even Eru Ilúvatar's comprehension.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
good morning gang, let’s all suffer together
November 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Sauron Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
At least until they realize Sauron was the bad guy.
November 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
He should hang out with Dr. Connors and Sauron.

Transformed scientists with their tatted lab coats still on is my animal creature aesthetic. 🥰
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
This thing glows when the sun hits it, hands down the coolest lego set I’ve ever seen
November 7, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just trying to simulate a tornado but the ring of turbulence I added turned out to be the one ring of power, and I have captured the direct attention of Sauron himself.
November 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
9 senators busted our celebratory balloons

Like the lord of the rings- Sauron gave the humans 9 rings because they were easily corrupted..

I count Schumer as the 9th because he’s the leader…
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
WIP - how t's going with redraw of old work Mordor from 2020
#fanart #lotr #mordor #baraddur #sauron #landscape #art #volcano #jrrtolkien #middleearth #lava
November 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I love how everything is Mordor and Nazgul and Sauron and Uruk-hai but the place to destroy the ring? Mt. Doom. Oh shit is Skeletor there? Should we call Dr. Claw too? Basic-ass name for a volcano.
November 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
(squinting at From line) “was this from Saruman or Sauron?”
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Update:

The Sauron deck is diabolical and should be banned.
I have survived two board wipes.

My commander now costs 12 mana to summon.

Dogmeat is the best boy.

May I kick @goobers515.com butt.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This. The guy did not realize he was talking to Fox ... Fox!! It is like Sauron not knowing he was talking to da Mouth of Sauron
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
It’s kinda dumb that there’s a character named Sauron and one named Saruman. That’s like having your two main villains named Becca and Rebecca.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
She was there before Sauron, and before the first stone of Barad-dûr; and she served none but herself, drinking the blood of Elves and Men, bloated and grown fat with endless brooding on her feasts, weaving webs of shadow; for all living things were her food, and her vomit darkness.
World's biggest spiderweb discovered inside 'Sulfur Cave' with 111,000 arachnids living in pitch black.

www.livescience.com/animals/spid...
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My husband saw this on my phone and asked if it was Sauron lmao
Idk when this card is getting re-run, but I seriously need this long hair and Morgoth vibes fit 👁️👁️
November 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
sauron should do his best to move beyond the divisive, toxic style that has become the defining trait of middle-earth politics
From the Daily Reformer.

I wouldn’t hold my breath on this one.
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Sauron hat sein Auge auf mich geworfen.
November 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Lord of the Rings but they’re just trying to oust Sauron because his gaudy tower is driving the local HoA crazy
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Settle the fuck down, Chris and John.
November 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM