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mingkpl.bsky.social
Ale z tym że pakt migracyjny nie obejmie Polski to już przegięliście droga Unio Europejska, biedny emerytowany satrapa z Żoliborza otrzymał od was kolejny cios - tym razem w sam splot słoneczny ponieważ grzana latami narracja poszła się chędożyć, jak można być tak bezlitosnym😅
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
jaidamack.bsky.social
Just waiting for the three count where trip and *SPLOT* face-down on beans,
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
ebenmyrddin.bsky.social
I'll believe that timeline when I see it! We are also supposed to be getting a tramline in Splot...
October 14, 2025 at 12:33 PM
londonfog.swifties.social
Congrats to Taylor’s merch team for unlocking this horror from Nickelodeon’s aughts that was buried deep in the recesses of my brain
Taylor swift showgirl hoodie with discombobulated eyes legs and mouth I don’t even know how to describe this. Two big eye cutouts on a yellow paper and a mout with the same background beneath it and a big black ink splot. It’s a disaster
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
londonfog.swifties.social
As soon as I saw it, it unlocked this buried memory in the recesses of my childhood brain
I don’t even know how to describe this. Two big eye cutouts on a yellow paper and a mout with the same background beneath it and a big black ink splot. It’s a disaster
October 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
berah-ronah.bsky.social
she traces my rail until i splot in her jacuzzi
October 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
mistakenpotatoesad.bsky.social
Most recently I've been Jesterfying Abel... originally intended to be a fantasy variant of him. I kinda like it though. Dunno if modern day Abel would be caught dead wearing this getup but I suppose he could be convinced.
Abel the Kadabra is wearing a form fitted Jester outfit - the colors are splot down the middle, his left legging is blue up to his chest, his right leg purple. The colors switch sides at the chest and arms. The shoulders are puffed out, as well as his sleeves. His limbs are cinched at the knees, biceps and elbows, as well as wrists, by silver bands. His sleeves puff out into ruffles. His ankles have silver bands around them and his leggings hook under his feet. He has a jester hat with two protrusions, one half purple, one half blue, each has a bell at the end. A wand floats in front of him, a simple design with a wooden handle, a blue gem at the bottom, a silver crescent moon adorns the top. His face is painted white, his eyes are painted blue, and his lips are painted - upper lip is blue, lower lip is purple.
September 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
sappybee.bsky.social
Panel 1: Garfield and Jon walk towards each other with open arms Panel 2: sound effect of SPLOT Panel 3: nermal is in a calendar looking mad
September 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
greenleejw.bsky.social
It's the Equinox...time again for me to remind you about the EquineOx: that mythopoetic, all-knowing horse/ox hybrid. Mysterious bringer of socks & other sundry goodies. A godling of the changing seasons.

Friends: may the EquineOx bring you many blessing this day!
Meme. Painting of a pastoral scene with two people standing next to a horse and an ox. The ox, black with a white splot on its head, harnessed to a wagon full of hay, & cream-colored horse has a collar on, but is not attached to anything. Both animals are turned to face the two people. One of them is a young man in a coat a wide-brimmed hat. He is sitting. Standing next to him is a young woman in a green skirt & salmon-colored jacket. Her hair is golden, she's staring at the young man. They are at the base of a rocky outcropping. The man is likely eating, because next to him is a small black & white dog who is *clearly* groaking. In all, it looks like the man is telling a story to a rapt (if mixed) audience. All are listening while he spins a yarn about the time he slid a flounder under his headmaster's door, or about how he was the inspiration for the song "All About That Bass." Will he impress the girl? Or, at least, the ox? No. Meme text reads: "part horse part ox ALL AWESOME"
September 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
ditchontologist.bsky.social
How it's going: I just killed my favorite, largest stress ball, punctured w/ finger, twisting too hard amidst writing an email, trying to help land managers w/ connections, in what's becoming yet another unfunded conservation/science side project, in sleep time (but schedule whacked). 😬😅😵‍💫🧠💀 🤜🔴💨🤏 🌝
pinkish-orange (with yellow swirl) rubbery ball, slightly disfigured and deflated, topped in off-white custard resembling splat of sour cream or just-mixed cake icing, one large splot and several smaller smears. Rather like a very high-walled bread bowl with too little filling. Casting a shadow onto background of pale grayish blue cloth. Dimly lit, cast in grayish yellow. (The ball is/was more bright pink in daylight.)
March 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
lyricalgarfield.bsky.social
More @ https://masto.ai/@LyricalGarfield
Original Garfield comic from February 23, 1998 Text replaced with lyrics from: Stan Transcript: • To Help Your Ass From Bouncing Off The Walls When • You Get Down Some • And What's This Shit About Us Meant To Be Together? -------------- Original Text: • *DING DONG* • Jon: Time for the mail. • *SPLOT* • Jon: Garfield! • Garfield: Would you like to sign for that, sir?
September 13, 2024 at 8:01 PM
vajra.me
now I also want splot goss
January 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
lazendar.bsky.social
Splat splot
#wip #art
July 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
radeckij.bsky.social
Hej, to nie jest tak, że przytakując naukom żydowskiego cieśli, żyjącego 2 tysiące lat temu, popieracie kościół katolicki.
Wręcz przeciwnie - przytakując naukom rabbiego Jehoshua, walicie katolickich bonzów piąchą w splot słoneczny.
Serio. Oni są czcicielami Mamony, a nie jakiegoś Żydka.
July 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
kariwbel.bsky.social
A jeśli, to już jest strzał, mega strzał w splot słoneczny PiSu i całego tałatajstwa Zjepów, no i Dudy!
ZAWYJĄ strasznie!
Uwielbiam, naprawdę uwielbiam poniedziałki - takie poniedziałki!
November 18, 2024 at 6:45 PM
greenleejw.bsky.social
It's the Equinox...time again for me to remind you about the EquineOx: that mythopoetic, all-knowing horse/ox hybrid. Mysterious bringer of socks & other sundry goodies. A godling of the changing seasons.

Friends: may the EquineOx bring you many blessing this day!
Meme. Painting of a pastoral scene with two people standing next to a horse and an ox. The ox, black with a white splot on its head, harnessed to a wagon full of hay, & cream-colored horse has a collar on, but is not attached to anything. Both animals are turned to face the two people. One of them is a young man in a coat a wide-brimmed hat. He is sitting. Standing next to him is a young woman in a green skirt & salmon-colored jacket. Her hair is golden, she's staring at the young man. They are at the base of a rocky outcropping. The man is likely eating, because next to him is a small black & white dog who is *clearly* groaking. In all, it looks like the man is telling a story to a rapt (if mixed) audience. All are listening while he spins a yarn about the time he slid a flounder under his headmaster's door, or about how he was the inspiration for the song "All About That Bass." Will he impress the girl? Or, at least, the ox? No. Meme text reads: "part horse part ox ALL AWESOME"
March 19, 2024 at 4:17 PM
cosmic7rain.bsky.social
Celnie...w splot słoneczny ..
March 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
abovesyndrome.bsky.social
Splot
January 25, 2025 at 4:12 AM
ashtgm.bsky.social
so those fortnite sonic cosmetics eh?

Person per Day - Day 282: Ashura Person
Ashura Person, a Person taking the appearance of the Fan-Named Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (GEN/MD) Visual Glitch, a Green version of Sonic the Hedgehog with Blue Outlines replacing Black ones and a Black Splot on his head. Red Shoes, White Gloves and Socks as well as Peach Skintones
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
cindervision.bsky.social
baccano has some really cool storytelling structure and fun-ass characters and also Jacuzzi Splot
September 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
remeowy.etheirys.social
"S-stop it... You are dead... You are not here..."
"No... Im not, yet you wish for me to be, its been so long and yet you cant forget me, so needy... So... Pathetic, crumbling for not having one of your precious passtimes, tell me, do they know they will be a speck in your story? A mere ink splot?"
remeowy.etheirys.social devourer of cute art / Alaqas n#1 fan @remeowy.etheirys.social · Sep 22
"I killed you."
"Yet here I remain, I told you youd be mine one day, that blonde girl and the beefy one you cherish, will one day be gone, you will be all alone, begging me to take you in my arms, so desperate to live, yet so blind at your only future, you will be alone at the end. Just.
You.
Wait."
remeowy.etheirys.social devourer of cute art / Alaqas n#1 fan @remeowy.etheirys.social · Sep 22
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I kinda want to pose the goddess taunting Emi, in the present day. Shes long gone you see.
Picture for me, Emi is alone, shes coming back home, but the curse is flaring up, she crumbles onto the ground, only for her to hallucinate the god
"Look at you. Trying so hard to live, yet here you are."
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
onet.pl
"Ta sprawa wybuchła nam w rękach w najgorszym momencie. (...) Dostaliśmy cios w splot słoneczny" ➡️ http://dlvr.it/TNxd2v
October 29, 2025 at 8:14 AM
enthusmiasma.bsky.social
Spot a fly. OK. No. SPLOT a fy. Hm. No. Shutterfly! No. spottedfly. no.
October 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
absurdzee.bsky.social
Did a thing for my good friend Splot...
Doodles ahoy!
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'Splot' by Zee the Absurd Chicken by Pawsgryph
Finally, a lovely artist, in this case, Zee_the_Absurd_Chicken swooped in to noodle out a great first commission of Splot evarrr! The cu ...
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October 20, 2024 at 1:43 AM
bordergroves.bsky.social
Mr. Plumbean, of course, being the protagonist of the classic children’s anti-discrimination, pro-integration storybook “The Big Orange Splot,” by Daniel Pinkwater (1977).
September 30, 2023 at 7:36 PM