#presidentnothingburger: “Mine is older, smaller, and not nearly as impressive.”

#presidentnothingburger: Wow. If the remaining 1361 days of my administration are anything like these first 100, I will be successful in turning America into a smoldering ash heap of a forgotten democracy. It will be my crowning achievement!

#presidentnothingburger: I grew up on the mean streets of Loony Tunes. So don’t mess with me.

[thanks to Stephen Colbert]

#presidentnothingburger: "I'm vicious, vindictive, and vacuous. Get used to it."

#presidentnothingburger: “I am a petty, pussy-grabbing ugly American. I made this clear and yet, a tiny majority of other ugly Americans voted for my fascist regime. Not my problem!”

#presidentnothingburger, do the math.

#presidentnothingburger has taken down the u.s. constitution page from the White House website. Needless clutter, apparently.