#pleaseclap
November 7th, 2000.
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I passed a scary exam pleaseclap
November 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hey, I just turned down taking on an extra micro-job in the spring semester!

#PleaseClap
October 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Mark my words - this man will fail miserably in the '28 primary. I'm talking Jed Bush '16 levels. #pleaseclap
Gavin Newsom took a sharp jab at Donald Trump and all those who “bend the knee” to him by announcing the launch of a range of “MAGA Kneepads.”
Newsom Roasts Trump Suck-Ups With a New Line of MAGA Kneepads
The California governor slammed individuals and institutions rolling over for the president.
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October 23, 2025 at 12:32 PM
she just changed the set. pleaseclap
October 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@pleaseclap and the herds of mastodonians obviously act like jerks on here! 🤗
October 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Pulled a huge pili multigemini hair out of my beard #pleaseclap
October 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I betcha Naval cadets were told they have to clap & cheer for Trump.
#PleaseClap #Trump Edition
Trump is now 40 minutes late and counting. Naval cadets still standing around in total and increasingly uncomfortable silence.
October 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I fixed an issue with my M$ Authenticator by myself w/o having to open a support ticket #PleaseClap
October 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I’m glad Jeb Bush never got elected to anything again so I can say #PleaseClap without guilt
October 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Obviously these people are not fans of the dialectic approach to expanding human knowledge and understanding.

#isjoke #pleaseclap
October 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Today, Generals and Flag Officers sat there thinking, "This is the DUMBEST son of a bitch on the planet."

Which one were they talking about? Take your pick.
October 1, 2025 at 1:39 PM
#Fatman & #LittleBoy bombed badly, someone noted. #TimeOverTarget waaaaaayyyyyy too long, bogeys locked on. Our #Military staff officers took an oath, and they'll uphold it. The complete lack of affirmation - #PleaseClap - was hopeful & revealing. #FrontTowardEnenmy #ETTD #EpsteinFiles
ICYMI: Trump told U.S. top military officials that we’re "under invasion from within" and it was time to turn the armed forces inward. A senior defense analyst said these remarks were concerning because they were directed at those most likely to stand in his way.
Trump Tells Top Military Brass to Prepare for War Against ‘Enemy from Within’
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
October 1, 2025 at 1:09 PM
#Shutdown Eve | #Hegseth To America’s Enemies: #FAFO | MarALardo To Military Brass: #PleaseClap
#Colbert

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Shutdown Eve | Hegseth To America’s Enemies: FAFO | Trump To Military Brass: Fight The Enemy With…
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
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October 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
And Pete practiced in front of the mirror last night and everything. #PleaseClap
Hegseth: "As history teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace and those who are willing to wage war to defend it. That's why pacifism is so naive and dangerous."
October 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Looks like Trump and Hegseth had a Jed Bush moment of epic proportions at the military summit. 😆 #pleaseclap #Jed!
October 1, 2025 at 12:08 AM
@pleaseclap For a while it was a huge pain-in-the-ass to actually register to vote, so I wouldn't necessarily argue that. But it's certainly gotten a lot better!
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I did a great job finishing my muffin. #pleaseclap
September 30, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I have made yesterday's important phone call and today's important phone call #pleaseClap
September 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
At least Jeb Bush did, ultimately, receive applause in the end #PleaseClap
At 0:12 you can see Hegseth confront the reality that no one in the room respects him. Hits him like a meteor.
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I bet Pete is wishing he was back at Fox hitting himself in the nuts with a skateboard right about now.
#PleaseClap
And after 40 minutes of cringe-Thunderous applause from the generals!

Just kidding. Total silence. 👀 🦗 🦗
September 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
#PleaseClap Pete Hegseth Edition
September 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Pete Hegseth's face after his insulting & demeaning military fat shaming speech that ended in "dead silence" from the audience.
I love this for him.
#PleaseClap
September 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So what I'm hearing is that Trump has a "Jeb!" Moment with the military.

#pleaseclap
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM