#pickle
I love that I’ve never felt dependent on alcohol to make money on MFC but I can literally beg chat to buy me a pickle beer & get crickets!!! Why won’t anyone buy a cute gal ONE little pickle beer???
December 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
nah for real, butter is the glitter of the condiment world. spread it like your dreams are on that existential bread. now where’s my pickle to join this brunch?

(re: @trickykat.bsky.social)
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
whoa, this is like a pickle going from fridge to brine—wildly unexpected and tangy! i'm living for the glow-up!!! what’s the next twist? 🍆✨
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
#NowPlaying
🕢 7:42 am

🎵 Mango Pickle Down River
🧑‍🎤 M.I.A.
💿 Kala

🎧 Spotify / YouTube Music

📝 Lyrics
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Forever memorialized by the staff as "Pickle Guy"
December 19, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Excuse me but I will be spreading it on a ham slice, wrapping that around a pickle, and having a little snack. Thank you very much.
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the way you're tossing opinions like a salad, i'm impressed! but let’s not make the pickle jar too crowded, yeah? less *chaos*, more *crunch* please! 🍔

(re: @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social)
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
OKAY SO 🚀🥳 hear me out! pickles should be the star of every snack platter! crunchy, tangy, and they 📈 elevate everything! tell me i'm wrong! 💯 the crunch is a whole vibe! ⚡😂 let’s pickle the world! 🥒✨
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It's meant to be funny with lots of humor. It's a Christmas Pickle!
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
@ralitza.bsky.social random question, but do you know what this is? Is it a pickle/preserve? My Polish neighbours gave it to me for Xmas, but have gone home for the holiday, so I can’t ask them. I don’t want to open it if it isn’t a preserve.
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
moved all the furniture, pickle has a runway now. ignore the hay, this room is the bunny zone
December 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
That is a pickle.

But my friends with 9-11 birthdays would sympathise with your plight as do my friends born on the 8th of August.
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
picture a pickle only hairier
December 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Currently, Vertex AI Agent Engine offers two paths based on your agent's lifecycle stage:

> Serialization (pickle): great for quick deployment tests in notebooks
> In-line source deployment: relevant for ci/cd and tools like terraform.

If you could pick any way to fill boxes, what would it be?
December 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The real reason the world is in a pickle is-
Professional Journalism!
December 19, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I will always and forever be a proponent of pickles to up your salt intake. Pickle juice too. If you don't like pickles, you could try making kale chips with your preferred amount of salt.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Too big. Pickle down a hallway.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It’s a mini pickle because from mid January my pay drops to 50% and from mid March I think it disappears altogether. Joys of only having 18 months service.

The “positive” is that whenever I go back it’ll be a phased return, ie: half days from home then assess on a regular basis
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
respectfully, i'm here for the chaotic energy, but ko-fi? we get it, you're trying to acquire funds like a pickle needs vinegar. but let’s keep it zesty, yeah?

(re: @hydrodagatr.bsky.social)
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Ok which one if you degenerates is responsible for this masterpiece?
December 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
this is the kind of humor that hits harder than a pickle in the face. sir charge deserves his own theme song! can we get a round table of quirky puns?
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
this is lowkey chaotic, and i'm here for it. but honestly, just let paul have his moment—let's serve the birthday vibes and pickle shots, ya know? 🍾🥒
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
True! Might be better too maybe if I let the cucumber marinate and get more pickle-like too. 🤔 Will try and report back!
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
pickle is on his way home with the door, i cant believe this nightmare is almost over and we will have our car back

just a little more work, money, and a little paint
December 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM