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gawth.bsky.social
Don’t even think about it.

#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Dilute calico in loaf position sitting in the photographer’s lap. Her eyes are half closed and it makes her look disapproving. She’s not by the way, she always looks like that.
March 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
gawth.bsky.social
Why do you have to work? Come snuggle me!

#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #snugglesnotstruggles
Dilute calico cat curled up on a green couch.
March 20, 2025 at 8:29 PM
gawth.bsky.social
May I please have a snack?

#cats #catsofbluesky #snacktime #kittymonday #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Close up of a dilute calico begging for additional treats like she hasn’t had plenty today
February 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
gawth.bsky.social
I’m considering forgiving mom for being gone for a week in December. I have missed sitting with her, she’s warm.

#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Muted calico cat curled up in my lap, I went to the hospital for a week and she’s refused to have anything to do with me ever since
February 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
gawth.bsky.social
Surveying my kingdom and finding it wanting. Seriously there’s a severe shortage of treats around here.

#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Regal muted calico cat sitting with her tail curled around her paws
February 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
gawth.bsky.social
You may pet my ears now, and maybe my chin, I’m still deciding.

#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Muted calico cat in perfect loaf position
February 5, 2025 at 6:44 AM
gawth.bsky.social
I see you have some of my treats, it would be best if you handed them over quietly.

#cats #catsofbluesky #amurderousfeline #patchesqueenofeverything
Muted calico cat looking imperious.
January 29, 2025 at 7:31 AM
gawth.bsky.social
I’m not upside down, you’re upside down, perhaps you’ve become Australian, I’ve heard that’s a thing humans can do.

#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything
Muted calico cat lying on a tan blanket she appears to be upside down. And has also somehow managed to hide every orange spot on her body.
January 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
gawth.bsky.social
I expect my throne to sit absolutely still while I sleep, you are doing a terrible job.
#cats #catsofbluesky #amurderousfeline #patchesqueenofeverything
Calico cat sitting in a lap looking very annoyed
December 11, 2024 at 8:23 PM
gawth.bsky.social
It’s Caturday, time to destroy something.
#cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything #amurderousfeline
Muted calico cat sitting on the arm of a couch looking into the distance
December 7, 2024 at 6:35 PM
gawth.bsky.social
Mother! I found your spray bottle! Now I’m going to spray you! #cats #catsofbluesky #patchesqueenofeverything
Muted calico sitting on the arm of a couch. A red a grey spray bottle is visible across the room. Patches, as always, looks ready for violence. I have never sprayed my cats with that bottle, they have one of their own that has only ever contained water.
December 5, 2024 at 5:45 AM
gawth.bsky.social
Chased all the strangers out of the house, time for bed! #catsofbluesky #cats #patchesqueenofeverything
Grey cat and muted calico cat curled up on a blue blanket the grey cat is asleep, the calico is dozing off
November 29, 2024 at 5:07 AM