My 3.5 year old is in a deep Spider-Man phase. This morning, he kept opening my bathroom door while I was getting ready exclaiming, I kid you not, “with great power comes great responsibility.” #parentinglols

5yo (!!!) yesterday after riding his brand new bike for the first time: I 😭 can't 😭 do it 😭😭😭

5yo this morning: I wanna ride my bike to school today.

I told him we can talk about it after he gets his training wheels off 😅

#parenting #parentinglols #5yo #momlife

With my 5 yo
- Mom, can you give me a reason why I need to go to sleep now?
- You need to rest
- This doesn't sound like a reason, it sounds like blablabla
...after a few other failed attempts...
- If you don't sleep you will die
- Ok, I guess I will be going
#kids #parentinglols

"Do any of you know this woman?!

Well, you asked for it — here's the "mom" version of what AI thinks parents are all about. 👀🙃 What would your real life snapshot look like?" #momsky #parentingsky #chatgpt4 #aiparenting #momlife #parentinglols

Husb: Alright buddy. Is it time for milk and cuddles?

4yo: No, I want to talk about the uvula.

#parenting #bedtime #futuredoctor #futureENT #parentingLOLs

Why didn’t anyone warn me about the amount of crumbs I would have to deal with on a daily basis with two kids???? #2under3 #parentinglols

My son: so parents can do whatever they want but kids can't?
Me: No, parents cannot do whatever they want because they have kids #parentinglols #kids

Parents understand.

#PinkEyeSky #ParentingLOLs

Took my daughter for a santa photo today.
Santa asked her how old she is, and which school she goes to.
My daughter replied, "I'm probably not supposed to tell a stranger those things"

😂 Fair enough, too!

#parenting
#christmas
#parentinglols

Pregnancy brain is real, y’all. 😅 Spent 10 minutes looking for my phone…while using it as a flashlight. 🤦🏽‍♀️ What’s the funniest thing you’ve done thanks to parenthood or pregnancy?” #ParentingLOLS #PregnancyBrain