#onceler
Oh god

The onceler fandom....
November 16, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Also why does the Onceler have the last seed?! The Lorax couldn't be bothered?
November 16, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The Lorax should have organized the animals and sued the Onceler for trespass or arranged for sustainable Truffula harvest or gone full ecoterrorist or something /anything/ to arrest the inevitable.
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
So much this 👇🏾 AI is like a Thneed.
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
November 16, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I’m pretty sure that making a thneed instead of writing a paper for a class that he hated is how the Onceler spent his Saturday night too.
November 16, 2025 at 7:45 AM
jimmy mcgill is onceler-coded
November 16, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The idea that he could idolize the look of a mostly bald guy he's just seeing now for the first time is deeply credible to me. The right series of posts could get Musk to dress up like the Onceler for sure.
November 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Crazy that they based The Onceler on Barry Manilow
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
just thinking about how the Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful, was a fad that did major damage to the environment, made the Onceler a billionare, and left no real lasting impact
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 PM
for instance: I can excuse a onceler ass fake comet murderboy when it’s Mask the Red but not Alan Gabriel, for some reason
November 15, 2025 at 3:29 PM
admittedly anytime i hear the term selfcest i immediately think of the onceler fandom and giggle in its absurdity. the term is funny as fuck to me

but i also Understand people hating that term
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 PM
the first sale to be a Onceler charm 😎 welcome back babes
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
In the communities im in, its the V’s that are bombarding the chats due to sexy onceler vibes and mind control stuff.

Havent even seen anything with the main cast outside Alister and Angel Dust from my friends lol
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
me when i fucking get you with my onceler glove psychic powers.

💕🖍️
#art #fanart #dandadan #momo #turbogranny
November 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Bold of you to assume I have not read porn fanfic about the onceler
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 PM
anyway imagine you're reading a porn fanfic and then suddenly The Onceler is there. Imagine how it feels (:P)
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
And I should apologize to anyone who has or had a crush on this movie's version of The Onceler...
The more unsavory parts of the Internet/fandoms ruin everything...😓
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
owing to my extensive 2010s tumblr poisoning, my brain tends to visualize the secretive plotter as the Onceler. yes, from the animated movie. with his stupid hat and sunglasses.

i have worked hard to dislodge this idea, but so far, nothing doing.

the best part? i've never seen the movie
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
As far as I know, the overconsumption and mass marketing was SUPPOSED to be PARODIED in the script, but apparently company CEOs don't understand the meaning of "ironic"...
And the audience members who had a crush on The Onceler were going through puberty at the time...I hope.😑
November 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I was ranting about this yesterday, but I really am gobsmacked at how much mass-marketed garbage was churned out to promote a big budget adaptation of THE LORAX, and all people wanted to talk about was how much they wanted to fuck The Onceler. We read the book and understood it, right? Right??
November 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i would just like to say that lucifer was lowkey giving the onceler in his part of vox populi..... welcome back how bad can i be
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Grim's VA: @jupiterdoomsday.bsky.social

Despite Death having been compared to the Onceler before (I'm still not over that) and having absolutely negative aura, I hope you can see him for who he is; a dumb top hat user ❤️

(this is only half joking)
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
venn diagram between present and former members of the onceler fandom on one hand, and members of the mechsploitation community on the other
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM