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dimitrilovesluna.bsky.social
This batch says "1 day ago", but idk if it's another set or if they just got accepted later.

I can't help but wonder if this is meant to be anon hate. If yes, this is the funniest anon hate ever, I can't even be mad 😂

send me more of your Luna crackships, this is funny af ngl
#strawpage
A doodle from Strawpage. It features a messily-drawn Luna and Lorenz kissing. The text reads: "LORENZ x LUNA OTP 4EVA". A doodle from Strawpage. It features Luna trying to be cute, I think? and Dimitri being mad at her. Luna says "But Dimitri..." while he glares at her and says "No, leave." A doodle from Strawpage. It features a creepy, cartoonishly realistic Lorenz saying "I love you" with a kiss mark next to his head. I think it's supposed to be a parody of a meme, but idk what it's called. He lowkey looks like a Karen.
December 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
airelib.re
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December 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
dimitrilovesluna.bsky.social
You know what they say: one man's NOTP is another man's OTP 😂

The date on the first 4 says "3 days ago". I'm posting them in the order I received them.

I really want to dig inside this person's brain to see why they sent me this 😂
#strawpage
A doodle from Strawpage. It features Lorenz' face edited onto the chad meme. The text reads "My beautiful soon-to-be wife... Lunacchi... (oops)". A doodle from Strawpage. It features a very messily-drawn Luna and Lorenz kissing. The text reads: "LORENZ X LUNA CANON 4EVA". A doodle from Strawpage. It features Lorenz on one knee, proposing to Luna. Lorenz says "MARRY ME" to which Luna responds "OH YES LORENZ!". A small Dimitri in the corner says "Finally". A doodle from Strawpage. It features Lorenz trying to talk to a confused Dimitri. Lorenz points at Dimitri while saying "Leave my lady alone, your highness", while Dimitri looks confused and responds "I will nobly fuck you up, bro".
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 AM
terminal-reactor.bsky.social
I still am not quite sure what a taylor lorenz is.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 AM
dimitrilovesluna.bsky.social
I just thought about my strawpage again, so I went to check...

I have 7 gimmicks and ALL of them are shipping Luna and Lorenz?????

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂 I'm gonna cough up a lung from trying to hold back from cackling and waking up my parents
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 AM
lordfleasus.bsky.social
like lorenz who. we already have two divas
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 AM
struthious.bsky.social
not sure if this is what you're missing, but lorenz sets her thermostat to 90 in the winter
December 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
manifold-machinist.bsky.social
Oh shit, are yall the ones who got pissy because Lorenz called you out for accepting $8k bribes from the corporate Democrats?

Thats hilarious
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
airelib.re
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Villa Adela - Luque: 12 - 🟢👍 Libre
Barrio Loma-Caacupe: 6 - 🟢👍 Libre
Calidad del Aire, mas info en: AireLib.re 2025-12-31 00:00 Top 😷 Barrio Loma-Caacupe: 6 - 🟢👍 Libre Barrio San Roque: 6 - 🟢👍 Libre Costa Azul - Limpio: 1 - 🟢👍 Libre El Cántaro: 0 - 🟢👍 Libre FP-UNA SAN LORENZO: 156 - 🔴⚠😷‼️ Insalubre Ñemby, Villa Anita: 4 - 🟢👍 Libre Pirayú - Barrio 1 : 4 - 🟢👍 Libre QMR: 66 - 🟡😐 Maso Sajonia: 0 - 🟢👍 Libre San Antonio: 6 - 🟢👍 Libre SanRafael,San Lorenz: 5 - 🟢👍 Libre Sodep,San Vicente : 2 - 🟢👍 Libre Villa Adela - Luque: 12 - 🟢👍 Libre
December 31, 2025 at 3:00 AM
shagnasty.bsky.social
I remember Taylor Lorenz blocked me in 2020 for suggesting she might not be on the up and up
December 31, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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December 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
vickrusso.bsky.social
Lorenz really is the fucking worst.

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sky.skymarchini.net Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 6h
Taylor Lorenz got mad at me because I said I couldn’t do more DoorDash discourse and she stalked my profile and was upset that I was struggling in my life(????)
wapplehouse.bsky.social Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14h
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 AM
tinymysteries.bsky.social
Taylor Lorenz is mentally ill.
December 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
theyfag.kindboys.online
lmao lorenz orbiters stalking everyone she’s ever attempted to dunk on
December 31, 2025 at 1:39 AM
manifold-machinist.bsky.social
Doesn't Lorenz?

She always posts stories on Instagram about living there, so I just assumed.
December 31, 2025 at 1:22 AM
lordfleasus.bsky.social
I COMPLETELY FORGOT LORENZ.
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
manifold-machinist.bsky.social
Lorenz doesnt subtweet randos like me. Only you freaks do that.
December 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
knitdan.bsky.social
Lol imagine whiteknighting for crazypants Lorenz
December 31, 2025 at 1:19 AM
sky.skymarchini.net
found Lorenz’ alt account
manifold-machinist.bsky.social Manifold Machinist @manifold-machinist.bsky.social · 6h
Lol imagine whining about Lorenz like a little bitch
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
rivertam.bsky.social
Taylor Lorenz is so funny because she's clearly just a total weirdo. She doesn't "want" anything except to be mad at people online.
sky.skymarchini.net Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 6h
Taylor Lorenz got mad at me because I said I couldn’t do more DoorDash discourse and she stalked my profile and was upset that I was struggling in my life(????)
wapplehouse.bsky.social Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 14h
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 1:13 AM
fascismheckler.bsky.social
I wouldn't be shocked, Lorenz was weirdly against the vaccine
December 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
urban-achiever.bsky.social
I want to get her shooters pissed off at me. Can't stand that woman. Please, please, please come at me. Fuck Taylor Lorenz. Awful shit of a human.
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
fascismheckler.bsky.social
I swear Lorenz is more spite than person at this point
December 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
sky.skymarchini.net
CHAT COMES THROUGH
Taylor Lorenz @taylorlorenz.bsky.social • 4h I clicked to see the profile of this ableist bigot who's spent the past 24 hours ranting about me/other disabled ppl online, and he's posting stuff like this. Imagine having zero empathy for disabled people while whining about how hard you have it. Learn to have some solidarity or shut the fuck up! Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net + Follow >job is conducting layoffs and I think I'm on the chopping block > apparently owe the IRS $1400 >relationship with basically everyone falling apart ›multiple people i know are v sick ›have to go to dentist and get filling redone >bad knee really acting up >can't afford any of this or even a/c ALT 口2 5 10 • 195 ①
December 31, 2025 at 1:01 AM