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msmodernity.bsky.social
It’s LEMON PIG TIME! Out with the old and crusty, in with the new and juicy!

Happy New Year 🎉🍾🥂🥳🍋🐖

#lemonpig2025

2024 2025
January 1, 2025 at 5:18 AM
lrshagerty.bsky.social
Our #lemonpig2025 lost an ear after I accidentally knocked it while opening a window. It's also much lighter than it was originally. Still holding on tightly to the penny in its mouth. I won $12 on a Power Ball ticket, so maybe it's working? 🍋🐷
A dried up lemon decorated as a pig. A lemon pig, if you will. Cloves for eyes, penny in its mouth, matchsticks for legs, and a bread twist-tie curled for its tail. The lemon pig has seen some shit.
June 4, 2025 at 1:14 AM
aplante.com
yeah dude same #lemonpig2025
carbonara my long-suffering lemon pig. the coin has fallen from his weary jaw. his eyes, clouded. his mouth, a grimacing black hole. his soul: withered. 3/4 view of carbonara, my 2025 lemon pig. the loonie is back in his mouth. he’s lookin pretty dry and hollow, just like me yeah thats a blasted ass right there. carbonara, my lemon pig, and his blackened, dried up butt help ive fallen and i cant get up my lemon pig is an empty husk of his former self. so hollow, the weight of the coin he is forced to bear is enough to tip him forward onto his poor desiccated snoot.
March 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
aplante.com
carbonara not looking significantly worse for wear compared to a couple months ago

this… is worrisome. did he reach bad-luck absorption capacity in Q1 of 2025? have we already shot our collective metaphorical wad?? god help us all

#lemonpig2025
my lemon pig, carbonara, ears wrinkled and exposing giant holes in his head, clove eyes bulging, yellow lemon skin taut and dry. rhe loonie dutifully remains in his mouth, though there is a clear downturned corner to that sad little lipless snoot that suggests carbonara has regrets regarding his career choices. perhaps a mid-life crisis as he reaches mid-year. a front view of carbonara. his eyes look glassily off into the distance. one ear pulled back, his body tilted slightly to the side in the way that lemon pigs do when mildly dissociating. it’s a common tell. side view of carbonara. he looks almost like an action movie hero, rugged, dirty, and beaten to a pulp, but determined and victorious. i think it might just be the angle. his ass is so blasted up and withered that the blackened skin is going ashy and grey. damn that ass is blasted
June 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
allengarvin.bsky.social
The old pig now away has fled, the new pig it is enterèd...

w/ 1907 20 francs coin (2024 pig w/ 1899 "Indian head" cent) #lemonpig #lemonpig2025
2025 lemon pig, with last year's 2024. 2025 has a 1907 3rd republic 20 frand coin, last year's has an 1899 Indian head cent.
January 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
spiffykt.bsky.social
He’s seen some shit. #lemonpig2025
A pig made form a lemon, toothpick legs, and clove eyes. He holds a penny in his wide, dry mouth. His form is desiccated and deformed, with dark patches. Lemon pig stares at the camera with clove eyes that have seen too much. His dry lips peel back from the penny in his mouth.
March 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM