Was dreadfully delayed on the way home but found that a YouTuber I like had sent us an Uber Eats voucher because they knew I’d be late. #lastnightsdream
November 25, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Was dreadfully delayed on the way home but found that a YouTuber I like had sent us an Uber Eats voucher because they knew I’d be late. #lastnightsdream
I think a group of us may have averted the Second World War by convincing Hitler to pursue independence for Bavaria, rather than the Anschluß #lastnightsdream
October 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I think a group of us may have averted the Second World War by convincing Hitler to pursue independence for Bavaria, rather than the Anschluß #lastnightsdream
On a train. A man in a suit farted, deliberately and very loudly just to make the little boy sitting next to him laugh. The boy didn’t laugh and everyone in the carriage thought that I was the culprit and gave me hard stares. #lastnightsdream
August 27, 2025 at 7:10 AM
On a train. A man in a suit farted, deliberately and very loudly just to make the little boy sitting next to him laugh. The boy didn’t laugh and everyone in the carriage thought that I was the culprit and gave me hard stares. #lastnightsdream
We’d taken over the entire Southbank Centre for a Citizens Assembly over the weekend, but when I turned up at the RFH, Peter Capaldi was already on the stage and told me I was “deluded” and not to be “so fucking ridiculous”. #lastnightsdream
May 24, 2025 at 9:46 AM
We’d taken over the entire Southbank Centre for a Citizens Assembly over the weekend, but when I turned up at the RFH, Peter Capaldi was already on the stage and told me I was “deluded” and not to be “so fucking ridiculous”. #lastnightsdream
May 15, 2025 at 6:21 AM
May 14, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Proud to be a test passenger on @radiobeartime.com ‘s new transpontine underground railway from Battersea to Roehampton. All the staff are Pokémon. #lastnightsdream
April 19, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Proud to be a test passenger on @radiobeartime.com ‘s new transpontine underground railway from Battersea to Roehampton. All the staff are Pokémon. #lastnightsdream
In the studio with Eno and he’s showing me how to feeeeeeeel 7/4 time at 20bpm #lastnightsdream
February 27, 2025 at 10:05 AM
In the studio with Eno and he’s showing me how to feeeeeeeel 7/4 time at 20bpm #lastnightsdream
#lastnightsdream
I was enjoying time with dinosaurs and then the carnivores came and the whole thing devolved into a nightmare…people were dying and it was all me and my friends could do to survive- until the giants came to take us away…
I was enjoying time with dinosaurs and then the carnivores came and the whole thing devolved into a nightmare…people were dying and it was all me and my friends could do to survive- until the giants came to take us away…
January 9, 2025 at 2:19 PM
#lastnightsdream
I was enjoying time with dinosaurs and then the carnivores came and the whole thing devolved into a nightmare…people were dying and it was all me and my friends could do to survive- until the giants came to take us away…
I was enjoying time with dinosaurs and then the carnivores came and the whole thing devolved into a nightmare…people were dying and it was all me and my friends could do to survive- until the giants came to take us away…
#lastnightsdream
I started out figure skating and then was building garden boxes with my agent siblings while @annmrose.bsky.social was shouting out all the deals we got like a modern day publishing Oprah
I started out figure skating and then was building garden boxes with my agent siblings while @annmrose.bsky.social was shouting out all the deals we got like a modern day publishing Oprah
a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one
ALT: a woman in a red dress holds a microphone and says you get one and you get one we all get one
media.tenor.com
December 30, 2024 at 3:25 PM
#lastnightsdream
I started out figure skating and then was building garden boxes with my agent siblings while @annmrose.bsky.social was shouting out all the deals we got like a modern day publishing Oprah
I started out figure skating and then was building garden boxes with my agent siblings while @annmrose.bsky.social was shouting out all the deals we got like a modern day publishing Oprah
December 28, 2024 at 3:16 PM
#lastnightsdream
I was choreographing a cheer routine and then suddenly went to equestrian vaulting all while rotating through people from past relationships…
I was choreographing a cheer routine and then suddenly went to equestrian vaulting all while rotating through people from past relationships…
December 27, 2024 at 5:19 PM
#lastnightsdream
I was choreographing a cheer routine and then suddenly went to equestrian vaulting all while rotating through people from past relationships…
I was choreographing a cheer routine and then suddenly went to equestrian vaulting all while rotating through people from past relationships…
Batman, but he’s just a tiny little bat who dresses up as a man to fight crime. #lastnightsdream
December 25, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Batman, but he’s just a tiny little bat who dresses up as a man to fight crime. #lastnightsdream
#Lastnightsdream: I have to walk thru 5 random houses to get to the ocean
No one is ever home
The houses face away from the ocean & the ocean is more of a river
& I am in the river & the river is terraced & I am in the 2nd terrace & the water feels just like air you can’t get out of
No one is ever home
The houses face away from the ocean & the ocean is more of a river
& I am in the river & the river is terraced & I am in the 2nd terrace & the water feels just like air you can’t get out of
December 16, 2024 at 2:11 PM
#Lastnightsdream: I have to walk thru 5 random houses to get to the ocean
No one is ever home
The houses face away from the ocean & the ocean is more of a river
& I am in the river & the river is terraced & I am in the 2nd terrace & the water feels just like air you can’t get out of
No one is ever home
The houses face away from the ocean & the ocean is more of a river
& I am in the river & the river is terraced & I am in the 2nd terrace & the water feels just like air you can’t get out of
Good morning #Blueskypoetry I’m posting a couple of pieces for @alanparry83.bsky.social #CrunchThePoem challenge. What fun! Do join in. The more the merrier. I’ve never tried an exclusion poem before. It’s a bit naff, but I’ll try another time. Enjoying the #poetry diversion from grief.
December 16, 2024 at 12:49 PM
Interesting, hey? bsky.app/profile/luca... #lastnightsdream
#OODA: Observation: woke up dreaming I was in copilot seat & no-one had been driving, so stopped on the side of the road. Will check news but I'd have been alerted of significant changes, right? Orientation: time to mindmap what's mine/doable & not/out. Decision/Action: that's what weekends are for.
December 13, 2024 at 9:00 AM
Interesting, hey? bsky.app/profile/luca... #lastnightsdream
In Glasgow to see the massive underground turbine that will supply clean, renewable energy to the whole city. There’s a low background hum everywhere you go, but it seems worth it. I met friends for coffee in the “Hammer and Bagel” a socialist bakers co-op in the city centre. #lastnightsdream
December 13, 2024 at 7:41 AM
In Glasgow to see the massive underground turbine that will supply clean, renewable energy to the whole city. There’s a low background hum everywhere you go, but it seems worth it. I met friends for coffee in the “Hammer and Bagel” a socialist bakers co-op in the city centre. #lastnightsdream
#lastnightsdream
I dreamt about being by the ocean- with wonderful friends- driving along the coast with a storm rolling in- talking about moving and houses-
It was the happiest dream I’ve had in a long time and it was very needed.
I dreamt about being by the ocean- with wonderful friends- driving along the coast with a storm rolling in- talking about moving and houses-
It was the happiest dream I’ve had in a long time and it was very needed.
December 7, 2024 at 1:08 PM
#lastnightsdream
I dreamt about being by the ocean- with wonderful friends- driving along the coast with a storm rolling in- talking about moving and houses-
It was the happiest dream I’ve had in a long time and it was very needed.
I dreamt about being by the ocean- with wonderful friends- driving along the coast with a storm rolling in- talking about moving and houses-
It was the happiest dream I’ve had in a long time and it was very needed.
Why did I dream I was entering a day-long sham marriage with Professor Calculus? #lastnightsdream
November 23, 2024 at 7:59 AM
Why did I dream I was entering a day-long sham marriage with Professor Calculus? #lastnightsdream
#lastnightsdream
It was all about hidden identities- with a twist ending that woke me up!
Think ‘The Prestige’ meets ‘Mission Impossible’ meets ‘Resident Alien’
I’d tell you more but I’m trying to untangle it in my head so I have a new book idea
It was all about hidden identities- with a twist ending that woke me up!
Think ‘The Prestige’ meets ‘Mission Impossible’ meets ‘Resident Alien’
I’d tell you more but I’m trying to untangle it in my head so I have a new book idea
November 21, 2024 at 1:19 PM
#lastnightsdream
It was all about hidden identities- with a twist ending that woke me up!
Think ‘The Prestige’ meets ‘Mission Impossible’ meets ‘Resident Alien’
I’d tell you more but I’m trying to untangle it in my head so I have a new book idea
It was all about hidden identities- with a twist ending that woke me up!
Think ‘The Prestige’ meets ‘Mission Impossible’ meets ‘Resident Alien’
I’d tell you more but I’m trying to untangle it in my head so I have a new book idea
#lastnightsdream
Test driving cars with a friend and there were all these kids I didn’t know. We stole the car and went to McDonald’s where they were serving alcohol and shrimp cocktail. Biggest play place I’ve ever seen and got lost in the tubes.
I don’t even like McDonald’s
Test driving cars with a friend and there were all these kids I didn’t know. We stole the car and went to McDonald’s where they were serving alcohol and shrimp cocktail. Biggest play place I’ve ever seen and got lost in the tubes.
I don’t even like McDonald’s
cocktails.play
November 20, 2024 at 1:12 PM
#lastnightsdream
Test driving cars with a friend and there were all these kids I didn’t know. We stole the car and went to McDonald’s where they were serving alcohol and shrimp cocktail. Biggest play place I’ve ever seen and got lost in the tubes.
I don’t even like McDonald’s
Test driving cars with a friend and there were all these kids I didn’t know. We stole the car and went to McDonald’s where they were serving alcohol and shrimp cocktail. Biggest play place I’ve ever seen and got lost in the tubes.
I don’t even like McDonald’s
#lastnightsdream
I was back doing equestrian vaulting-
If you don’t know what it is look it up, you’ll be amazed…
I was back doing equestrian vaulting-
If you don’t know what it is look it up, you’ll be amazed…
a woman stands on top of a black horse with her arms in the air
Alt: a woman stands on top of a running black horse with her arms in the air
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 2:07 PM
#lastnightsdream
I was back doing equestrian vaulting-
If you don’t know what it is look it up, you’ll be amazed…
I was back doing equestrian vaulting-
If you don’t know what it is look it up, you’ll be amazed…
#lastnightsdream
Killer warrior insects and a giant moon moth that attacked me and tried to bite me-
Switch to my cousins old house where we were eating sandwiches and I kept stealing slices of ham- and chips-
Killer warrior insects and a giant moon moth that attacked me and tried to bite me-
Switch to my cousins old house where we were eating sandwiches and I kept stealing slices of ham- and chips-
November 18, 2024 at 1:17 PM
#lastnightsdream
Killer warrior insects and a giant moon moth that attacked me and tried to bite me-
Switch to my cousins old house where we were eating sandwiches and I kept stealing slices of ham- and chips-
Killer warrior insects and a giant moon moth that attacked me and tried to bite me-
Switch to my cousins old house where we were eating sandwiches and I kept stealing slices of ham- and chips-
#lastnightsdream
I was at a tumbling gym and the challenge was to do as many back handsprings as you could… The record was 20 and I was absolutely determined to beat it-
(In real life my record is 27 in a row while I was a cheerleader)
I was at a tumbling gym and the challenge was to do as many back handsprings as you could… The record was 20 and I was absolutely determined to beat it-
(In real life my record is 27 in a row while I was a cheerleader)
November 16, 2024 at 2:44 PM
#lastnightsdream
I was at a tumbling gym and the challenge was to do as many back handsprings as you could… The record was 20 and I was absolutely determined to beat it-
(In real life my record is 27 in a row while I was a cheerleader)
I was at a tumbling gym and the challenge was to do as many back handsprings as you could… The record was 20 and I was absolutely determined to beat it-
(In real life my record is 27 in a row while I was a cheerleader)