#kidsareweird
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Don’t gimme that olde time religion. Many, many more Simon antics can be found in @jeffreybrownrq.bsky.social KIDS ARE STILL WEIRD! #kidssaythedarndestthings #kidsareweird
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October 24, 2025 at 12:54 PM
This is how my two year old likes to watch tv. #kidsareweird
May 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Overheard at the end of the shift last night:

“Oh she walked out!”

“She’s about to be Ohio poor now!”

#kidsareweird #ohio #middleameric.
April 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I present, Tankle Scott, new regional manager of naps. #photoshop #tankthemutt #theoffice #kidsareweird
March 19, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When you’re a parent, there is no specific day to do laundry. Everyday is laundry day. How do kids get so much stuff on their clothes?!
#kids #kidsareweird
March 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I'm deliberately not posting her face or her name, but this perfectly encapsulates what it's like living with #kids. Just walked out of my bedroom one day and saw her like this for no reason LOL.

And I must admit that I had my own #santa suit wearing incident when I was about 11.

#kidsareweird
March 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
My son is currently watching SpongeBob on one tv and YouTube on the other. He’s just bouncing back and forth between the two. #kids #kidsareweird
February 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I can't sleep. My 2 year old has been loudly singing the Hallelujah chorus as a solo for three hours now.
#KidsAreWeird
February 19, 2025 at 3:01 AM
When I was 11, I took the change out of the ashtray of my dad’s van, walked into Godfathers pizza, put a fistful of quarters into the jukebox and selected Rod Stewart’s “Da Ya Think I’m Sexy” about twenty times and then walked out the door. #kidsareweird
February 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My 8yo just made himself a bowl of dry Frosted Flakes, salami, and turkey lunch meat. But he thinks spaghetti is “gross”. 🍝

#kids #kidseat #kidsaregross #kidsareweird
January 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The kids I take care of are so mean. I sneezed one time and this kid will NOT stop calling me "boogers".

#kidsareweird #lovethemall #pediatrictherapy #imnotsnotty #childcare
January 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It's funny, as a mom I find myself saying things I never thought I'd have the chance to say. For example this morning someone else peed my pants.

#motherhood #parenthood #kidsareweird
December 7, 2024 at 12:53 PM
And now my son is singing the words “I’m an egg, I’m an egg, and I’m ready for bed.” On repeat. #KidsAreWeird #FridayNightsHaveChanged
December 6, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I think we can all agree with Simon on this one. Excerpt from Jeffrey Brown's KIDS ARE STILL WEIRD. Order your copy today! #kidsareweird #kidsarestillweird #jeffreybrowncomics #superman
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September 18, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Excerpt from Jeffrey Brown's KIDS ARE STILL WEIRD. I find this one incredibly relatable! #kidssaythedarndestthings #kidsareweird #jeffreybrown #jeffreybrowncomics
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August 20, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Not an official announcement, but we're too excited to keep a lid on it. We're publishing a book by indie comics darling and all around mensch Jeffrey Brown (not the Flat Stanley one). More details coming soon! #JeffreyBrown #KidsAreWeird #KidsSayTheDarndestThings #KidsAreStillWeird
December 22, 2023 at 9:59 PM
Wesley is pushing my breast pump and a Harry Potter slanket around in his little pram stroller. #kidsareweird
November 24, 2024 at 7:38 AM