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Happy Day 15!

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Tumblr post. Text: Kevin swears that King Fluffkins hates him because he always bites and swats at his ankles. Even when he's supposedly being cuddly, he winds around his legs in a way that makes him trip. Andrew and Neil, of course, claim they've never seen it happen and don't believe him. Happy December 15th! Tags: #kevin day advent #in which i bully him every day #kevin day #neil josten #andrew minyard #king fluffkins #so tired today * I almost didn't post #somehow I persevered
December 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Happy December 14th!

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Tumblr post: A different kind of kevaaron today. Whenever Kevin annoys him, Aaron finds out the ending of whatever book Kevin is currently reading and spoils it for him. Happy December 14th Tags: #kevin day advent #in which i bully him every day #kevin day #aaron minyard #aftg
December 14, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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uncle kevi

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Tumblr post: Aaron's twins really want to watch How the Grinch stole Christmas, but they're also afraid of the Grinch. So Kevin sits and watches with them, despite his legs falling asleep, despite the fact that he really has to pee, despite the twinge in his lower back from sitting in the soft spot on the sofa for almost two hours, because the girls can only watch it when they're sitting in uncle Kevin's lap. Happy December 18th! Part 1 here Tags: #kevin day advent #in which i bully him every day #kevin day #aftg #aaron and katelyn's strawberry blonde twin girls
December 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Happy Day 7 with this silliness 😊

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This Thanksgiving Aaron and Katelyn visit David and Abby. As soon as the door opens, the twins rush in, shouting "Where's uncle Kevin?" He has no idea why they like him. He has never been good with kids, is always too awkward and serious around them. He doesn't know the first thing about talking to them, so he just talks to them like they're grown ups. The girls seem to adore him especially because of that. Which is how he ends up with a lapful of strawberry blonde balls of mischief, barely having managed to move his laptop away before they jumped on him, and having to answer questions like: "Uncle Kevin, why are you always watching the same thing?" and "Uncle Kevin, why do you have white hairs on the side of your head now?" and "Uncle Kevin, how old are you, really?" and "Uncle Kevin, this is boring. Can we switch to Bluey now?"
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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Happy Day 3!

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Happy December 3rd! The first time Kevin tries to shave with his nondominant hand, Andrew finds him cursing and bleeding into the sink in Abby's bathroom. Which is how Kevin ends up sitting on the rim of the bathtub, hands behind his back (make sure not to touch me), with Andrew so close, he is practically straddling him, a safety razor sliding up Kevin's jugular. This close he can see Andrew's pupils are dilated, and he wonders if it's because of the drugs, and he hopes, hopes the way his pulse thunders is not noticeable. If Andrew does notice, he never says anything. Hashtags: #kevin day advent #in which i plan to torture him every day #kevin day #andrew minyard #kandrew #aftg
December 3, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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happy kevin day advent!

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tumblr post with the text: Happy December 1st! Today I am imagining Kevin walking into the dorm room and unintentionally witnessing Neil planting a soft kiss on the place on Andrew’s neck that’s right under his ear. That’s not what unsettles him. What unsettles him is the way that Andrew shudders. What unsettles him is that he now knows there’s a place on Andrew’s body that makes him shudder like that when he’s being kissed there. Hashtags: #kevin day advent #in which i plan to torture him every day #kevin day #aftg #kandrew #kandreil
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Happy December 2nd with this thought!

In which Kevin goes to the beach in California and gets tortured by the sight of Jeremy’s obscenely low hanging swim shorts that show off his back dimples.

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happy kevin day advent!

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December 2, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Tumblr post: The first time the Foxes play the Trojans post- canon, Kevin gets blackout drunk after the game. Not because the Foxes lost. Not even because Jean shut down so many of Kevin's plays. (In reality, he's a little proud about that) It's because Jean is stunning when he plays the Trojan's beautiful, elegant style and Kevin never got to play that way with him and that feels like something being ripped off his chest. Happy Day 6! Hashtags: #kevin day advent #in which I torture him every day #kevin day #aftg #jean moreau
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Happy Day 12

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When Neil buys Andrew a chocolate advent calendar on December 1st, Kevin immediately snaps at him. "Great! Like he needs even more sugar per day!" Andrew proceeds to open every door and eat every chocolate while looking Kevin in the eyes. Neil buys him another calendar the next day. Happy December 12th! #kevin day advent #in which i bully him every day #aftg #kevin day #you can't tell me andreil don't bully him as a hobby
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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Tumblr post: Do you think Kevin dreams of his mother the night he wins his first gold medal for the US? Happy Day 19 🥲 Tags: #kevin day advent #in which i torture him every day #kevin day #aftg
December 19, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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Happy Day 11!
Tired today 🥱 so I only have a short thought

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Tumblr post with the text: It's about Kevin running on the treadmill that's just behind Neil's while Neil runs on an incline in a ridiculous, bright orange pair of running shorts that might be a size too small for him. Tags: #kevin day advent #in which i bully him every day #kevin day #aftg #neil josten #it'll be easier if he remains heterosexual
December 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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Happy(?) Day 8

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Tumblr post. The text says: The clock strucks midnight. She doesn't wish him a happy new year, only pulls him by his tie and kisses him. It's not a bad kiss. She is beautiful. Wickedly smart. Doesn't pull her punches when she bickers with him. Kevin's learned not to expect any less when Allison sets him up on a date. And yet, as he caresses her cheek, he imagines the rugged lines of a burn scar. And then, when she opens her eyes, he wishes they were a more vivid blue. Happy December 8th The tags: #kevin day advent #in which i torture him every day #kevin day #neil josten #kevneil #aftg #idk why but this one made me particularly sad
December 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Hehe 😌

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What if the Foxes finally go on their ski trip, but someone convinces Kevin to try snowboarding instead of skiing. I just want to see him, Kevin Day, son of exy, queen of the court, trying out a new sport and absolutely sucking at it. He's not used to having his feet fixed to the board. He is afraid of gaining speed, the same way everyone is when they start, so he keeps leaning backwards and falling. His height is working against him for the first time in his life, making his center of gravity too high. He is afraid he'll break his wrists and tailbone, so he gets protective gloves and underpants and they make him even more clunky and clumsy. The Foxes hanging out après-ski and Kevin comes over and he's exhausted, and his butt is all wet, and he's even more grumpy than ever. Happy December 17th! Tags: #kevin day advent #in which i bully him every day #kevin day #loml #i love to see him grumpy
December 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Happy Day 4!

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Tumblr post: Kevin gets the flu. He becomes dramatic and cranky. (Well. Even more than usual) And Aaron takes care of him. He brews him tea and brings him Tylenol and opens the window when he gets too warm and then closes it 5 minutes later when he complains he's about to freeze. He never snaps at him when he's being unreasonable or rolls his eyes when he's being needy. But he keeps a note with all the stupid, overly dramatic things he says, and once Kevin is feeling better, he sends them in the group chat whenever Kevin annoys him. I'm going to die. I mean it, Aaron. I really think this is it. My head is killing me. This is like the worst pain I have ever felt. Aaron, I swear, I can't imagine even childbirth feels worse than this. Happy Day 4! #kevin day advent #in which i bully him every day #aftg #kevin day #aaron minyard
December 4, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Happy Kevin Advent, Day 10! Even after going pro, even after playing for different teams and then finding their way back to playing together, even after knowing him for 10 whole years, Neil fucking Josten manages to get Kevin in trouble with his big fucking mouth. He's watching the pregame interview, half bored and half amused, and almost laughs when the reporter, predictably, asks Neil why he believes they have a chance to win with their star backlinerbinjured. "Tell you what," Neil says, "If we win, you have to go on air and say the Valkyries are the best team in the division." She laughs. Kevin knows she'll do it if they win. She and Neil have at least one weird bet going on every year. The fans love it and consider it the highlight of the season. "And if you lose?" The hair on Kevin's neck rises and he knows he is in trouble by the way Neil grins. "I'll convince Kevin to shave his head." They lose, of course. Kevin is almost certain Andrew allowed the last goal in on purpose. #kevin day advent #in which i bully him every day #aftg #kevin day #neil josten #i know that man is vain and he would hate it #but he would do it because of the fans
December 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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Very busy day, so I only have a short 🔞 thought.

Kevin loves to eat Allison out, but she only allows it if he behaves.

Happy Day 5!

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December 5, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Happy Day 9 🥺

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Tumblr post with the text: Kevin turning 30 and suddenly every persistent twinge is a panic attack, every injury causes him to spiral, because he knows he is getting close to the day when it's no longer a question of when he will recover but whether he can at all. Happy Day 9 Tags:#kevin day advent #in which i torture him every day ~#aftg #kevin day #always a commodity #never a human being #i'm sorry
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Happy Day 16!

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Tumblr post: Happy December 16th! Kevin and Neil end up as roommates again when they go pro. They're playing for the same team, so it makes sense. Andrew, of course, joins them for the summer once the season's over, and it leads to the three of them finally getting together. And it all feels very new and frail, and Kevin isn't sure how to navigate it, but in the hot summer nights, when they're lying, limbs entangled, in a single bed, it feels easy. And he's happy. Maybe for the first time in a long time. It's still easy when it's just him and Neil at home. They still have separate bedrooms, but they spend almost every night together. Neil just tiptoes into Kevin's unless Kevin comes to him. As simple as that. But then Andrew comes to visit for the first time since the summer, and Kevin doesn't join them in the bedroom because he is sure they want some time alone. (They don't. They think he does, so they're giving him space) Tags: #kevin day advent #in which i torture him every day #kandreil #stupid beautiful kevin #kevin day #andrew minyard #neil josten #aftg
December 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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Happy Day 13

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The three of them always go dancing together. It's not unusual. Kevin would feel like he is imposing himself, except, if he even hints at that, Katelyn calls him and pesters him until he promises he will come. It's not unusual for her to take their hands and drag them to the dance floor. To pull them close and begin to dance, swaying between them. To grab Kevin's hands and place them on her hips, then turn to Aaron and lean in to kiss him. It's not unusual for Kevin to close his eyes and get lost in it, the rumble of the bass and the buzz of the alcohol and the heat of their bodies. Sometimes when he opens his eyes, Aaron's are already on him. While he's still kissing Katelyn. Sometimes Aaron breaks the kiss and pulls Kevin closer by his neck. And looks at him. And looks at him. Back home, in his bed, Kevin imagines what he would do if he was braver. Happy Day 13! Tags: kevin day advent in which i torture him every day aftg kevin day katelyn mackenzie aaron minyard kevkateaaron can you guess what inspired this one i am losing my mind
December 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM