Patton: Uh shaking fist? Shake! Milk shake! Milk! Milk! No? Not milk! Um, shake? Not shake? Cocktail shake! Cocktail! Uh, you want a Harvey Wallbanger??
Logan: *through choking* Harvey.. wallbanger????
Patton: Well I don’t know??
Logan: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word??
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: *through choking* Harvey.. wallbanger????
Patton: Well I don’t know??
Logan: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word??
#incorrectsanderssides
December 27, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Patton: Uh shaking fist? Shake! Milk shake! Milk! Milk! No? Not milk! Um, shake? Not shake? Cocktail shake! Cocktail! Uh, you want a Harvey Wallbanger??
Logan: *through choking* Harvey.. wallbanger????
Patton: Well I don’t know??
Logan: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word??
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: *through choking* Harvey.. wallbanger????
Patton: Well I don’t know??
Logan: How is Harvey Wallbanger one word??
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman: *aiming his sword at something in the shadows* I apologize. I cannot let you live for you have terrorized the one I love for far too long-
cThomas: Uh what?
Patton: There’s a sp- spider
#royality #incorrectsanderssides
cThomas: Uh what?
Patton: There’s a sp- spider
#royality #incorrectsanderssides
February 22, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Roman: *aiming his sword at something in the shadows* I apologize. I cannot let you live for you have terrorized the one I love for far too long-
cThomas: Uh what?
Patton: There’s a sp- spider
#royality #incorrectsanderssides
cThomas: Uh what?
Patton: There’s a sp- spider
#royality #incorrectsanderssides
#incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: This is just so frustrating, I really thought he was the one, you know?
Marcus: *looking up at Virgil*
Virgil: Oh why am I even talking to you? You eat all your boyfriends-
👇👇
Virgil: This is just so frustrating, I really thought he was the one, you know?
Marcus: *looking up at Virgil*
Virgil: Oh why am I even talking to you? You eat all your boyfriends-
👇👇
January 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
#incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: This is just so frustrating, I really thought he was the one, you know?
Marcus: *looking up at Virgil*
Virgil: Oh why am I even talking to you? You eat all your boyfriends-
👇👇
Virgil: This is just so frustrating, I really thought he was the one, you know?
Marcus: *looking up at Virgil*
Virgil: Oh why am I even talking to you? You eat all your boyfriends-
👇👇
Roman: he was a punk she did ballet
Virgil: all alone, on the edge of 17
Patton: when his parents built a very strange machine
Janus: watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Remus: ayyy Macarena
Logan: horrible job everyone
#incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: all alone, on the edge of 17
Patton: when his parents built a very strange machine
Janus: watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Remus: ayyy Macarena
Logan: horrible job everyone
#incorrectsanderssides
January 12, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Roman: he was a punk she did ballet
Virgil: all alone, on the edge of 17
Patton: when his parents built a very strange machine
Janus: watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Remus: ayyy Macarena
Logan: horrible job everyone
#incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: all alone, on the edge of 17
Patton: when his parents built a very strange machine
Janus: watch that scene, dig in the dancing queen
Remus: ayyy Macarena
Logan: horrible job everyone
#incorrectsanderssides
Janus: The human body is 65% water, so we’re all basically just cucumbers with anxiety-
Virgil: Excuse you, with the amount of salt I consume, I prefer the term ‘anxiety pickle’ thank you very much-
#incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: Excuse you, with the amount of salt I consume, I prefer the term ‘anxiety pickle’ thank you very much-
#incorrectsanderssides
November 18, 2024 at 12:50 PM
Janus: The human body is 65% water, so we’re all basically just cucumbers with anxiety-
Virgil: Excuse you, with the amount of salt I consume, I prefer the term ‘anxiety pickle’ thank you very much-
#incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: Excuse you, with the amount of salt I consume, I prefer the term ‘anxiety pickle’ thank you very much-
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman: Not much could ruin today!
Remus: Greetings!
Roman: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
#incorrectsanderssides
Remus: Greetings!
Roman: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
#incorrectsanderssides
February 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Roman: Not much could ruin today!
Remus: Greetings!
Roman: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
#incorrectsanderssides
Remus: Greetings!
Roman: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
#incorrectsanderssides
cThomas: *lovestruck sigh*
Patton: I know what you’re feeling Thomas! The L word-
Remus: Yeah! Leprosy!
Patton: No, no no, it’s four letters, it starts with L and ends with E!
Remus: Oh right! LICE!
#incorrectsanderssides
Patton: I know what you’re feeling Thomas! The L word-
Remus: Yeah! Leprosy!
Patton: No, no no, it’s four letters, it starts with L and ends with E!
Remus: Oh right! LICE!
#incorrectsanderssides
January 20, 2025 at 12:23 AM
cThomas: *lovestruck sigh*
Patton: I know what you’re feeling Thomas! The L word-
Remus: Yeah! Leprosy!
Patton: No, no no, it’s four letters, it starts with L and ends with E!
Remus: Oh right! LICE!
#incorrectsanderssides
Patton: I know what you’re feeling Thomas! The L word-
Remus: Yeah! Leprosy!
Patton: No, no no, it’s four letters, it starts with L and ends with E!
Remus: Oh right! LICE!
#incorrectsanderssides
January 2, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Patton: Here, can you hold this?
Logan: That’s your hand.
Patton: Exactly.
#logicality #incorrectsanderssides
Logan: That’s your hand.
Patton: Exactly.
#logicality #incorrectsanderssides
November 22, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Patton: Here, can you hold this?
Logan: That’s your hand.
Patton: Exactly.
#logicality #incorrectsanderssides
Logan: That’s your hand.
Patton: Exactly.
#logicality #incorrectsanderssides
November 15, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Remus: Want to help me commit a felony?
Janus: What the hell?!
Remus: Sorry, my bad *whispering* Want to help me commit a felony?
Janus: Of course, what do you need?
#incorrectsanderssides
Janus: What the hell?!
Remus: Sorry, my bad *whispering* Want to help me commit a felony?
Janus: Of course, what do you need?
#incorrectsanderssides
February 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Remus: Want to help me commit a felony?
Janus: What the hell?!
Remus: Sorry, my bad *whispering* Want to help me commit a felony?
Janus: Of course, what do you need?
#incorrectsanderssides
Janus: What the hell?!
Remus: Sorry, my bad *whispering* Want to help me commit a felony?
Janus: Of course, what do you need?
#incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: *appears*
cThomas: Oh hey Virgil, what’s up?
Virgil: You’re afraid—
Thomas: Afraid… of what?
Virgil:
Thomas: Afraid oF WHAT?
Virgil: *starts to sink back down*
Thomas: OF WHAT VIRGIL? COME BACK HERE!
#virgilsanders #thomassanders #incorrectsanderssides
cThomas: Oh hey Virgil, what’s up?
Virgil: You’re afraid—
Thomas: Afraid… of what?
Virgil:
Thomas: Afraid oF WHAT?
Virgil: *starts to sink back down*
Thomas: OF WHAT VIRGIL? COME BACK HERE!
#virgilsanders #thomassanders #incorrectsanderssides
November 26, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Virgil: *appears*
cThomas: Oh hey Virgil, what’s up?
Virgil: You’re afraid—
Thomas: Afraid… of what?
Virgil:
Thomas: Afraid oF WHAT?
Virgil: *starts to sink back down*
Thomas: OF WHAT VIRGIL? COME BACK HERE!
#virgilsanders #thomassanders #incorrectsanderssides
cThomas: Oh hey Virgil, what’s up?
Virgil: You’re afraid—
Thomas: Afraid… of what?
Virgil:
Thomas: Afraid oF WHAT?
Virgil: *starts to sink back down*
Thomas: OF WHAT VIRGIL? COME BACK HERE!
#virgilsanders #thomassanders #incorrectsanderssides
Logan: Okay, that’s really specific and makes me think you definitely did that-
#incorrectsanderssides #sanderssides
#incorrectsanderssides #sanderssides
November 24, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Logan: Okay, that’s really specific and makes me think you definitely did that-
#incorrectsanderssides #sanderssides
#incorrectsanderssides #sanderssides
Janus: Darling if you do, I will bite you. And believe me, you do not want to find out if I actually have venom in these fangs or not—
Roman:
Roman: Ok fine, do you want to steal cookies with me and blame it on my brother?
Janus: Now you’re speaking my language—
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman:
Roman: Ok fine, do you want to steal cookies with me and blame it on my brother?
Janus: Now you’re speaking my language—
#incorrectsanderssides
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Janus: Darling if you do, I will bite you. And believe me, you do not want to find out if I actually have venom in these fangs or not—
Roman:
Roman: Ok fine, do you want to steal cookies with me and blame it on my brother?
Janus: Now you’re speaking my language—
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman:
Roman: Ok fine, do you want to steal cookies with me and blame it on my brother?
Janus: Now you’re speaking my language—
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: *texting* Answer your phone when I call.
Janus: *texting back* I don’t have a phone, stop calling me
#incorrectsanderssides
Janus: *texting back* I don’t have a phone, stop calling me
#incorrectsanderssides
January 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Logan: *texting* Answer your phone when I call.
Janus: *texting back* I don’t have a phone, stop calling me
#incorrectsanderssides
Janus: *texting back* I don’t have a phone, stop calling me
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: Actually U + I = 145. If we go by atomic numbers, Uranium is 92 and Iodine is 53. Because… becausewehavechemistry I’m so sorry I couldn’t help the pun, everyone had one, I—
Roman:
Roman: HOW ARE YOU BOTH SMOOTHER THAN ME I AM LITERALLY ROMANCE OH MY GOD??!
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman:
Roman: HOW ARE YOU BOTH SMOOTHER THAN ME I AM LITERALLY ROMANCE OH MY GOD??!
#incorrectsanderssides
December 8, 2024 at 12:56 PM
Logan: Actually U + I = 145. If we go by atomic numbers, Uranium is 92 and Iodine is 53. Because… becausewehavechemistry I’m so sorry I couldn’t help the pun, everyone had one, I—
Roman:
Roman: HOW ARE YOU BOTH SMOOTHER THAN ME I AM LITERALLY ROMANCE OH MY GOD??!
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman:
Roman: HOW ARE YOU BOTH SMOOTHER THAN ME I AM LITERALLY ROMANCE OH MY GOD??!
#incorrectsanderssides
Roman: It’s illegal to be cuter than me!
Virgil: Logan is going to jail then.
#analogical #incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: Logan is going to jail then.
#analogical #incorrectsanderssides
January 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Roman: It’s illegal to be cuter than me!
Virgil: Logan is going to jail then.
#analogical #incorrectsanderssides
Virgil: Logan is going to jail then.
#analogical #incorrectsanderssides
Remus: If you haven’t smelled each other’s farts, are you even in love?
Janus: You farted on our second date.
Remus: Well I knew you were the one.
Janus: While sitting on my lap, just for the record-
Remus: You loved it-
#demus #sorrynotsorry #incorrectsanderssides
Janus: You farted on our second date.
Remus: Well I knew you were the one.
Janus: While sitting on my lap, just for the record-
Remus: You loved it-
#demus #sorrynotsorry #incorrectsanderssides
March 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Remus: If you haven’t smelled each other’s farts, are you even in love?
Janus: You farted on our second date.
Remus: Well I knew you were the one.
Janus: While sitting on my lap, just for the record-
Remus: You loved it-
#demus #sorrynotsorry #incorrectsanderssides
Janus: You farted on our second date.
Remus: Well I knew you were the one.
Janus: While sitting on my lap, just for the record-
Remus: You loved it-
#demus #sorrynotsorry #incorrectsanderssides
#incorrectsanderssides #thomassanders #sanderssides
Roman: I made you all playlists!
Roman: Virgil, yours has emo punk and is very dark…like your soul!
Virgil: Thank… you?
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Roman: I made you all playlists!
Roman: Virgil, yours has emo punk and is very dark…like your soul!
Virgil: Thank… you?
👇👇
December 5, 2024 at 12:16 PM
#incorrectsanderssides #thomassanders #sanderssides
Roman: I made you all playlists!
Roman: Virgil, yours has emo punk and is very dark…like your soul!
Virgil: Thank… you?
👇👇
Roman: I made you all playlists!
Roman: Virgil, yours has emo punk and is very dark…like your soul!
Virgil: Thank… you?
👇👇
Roman: Maybe the real treasure was the memories we made along the way—
Janus: I literally almost died
Roman: That… was my favourite memory. I’ll treasure it forever—
#incorrectsanderssides #romansanders #janussanders
Janus: I literally almost died
Roman: That… was my favourite memory. I’ll treasure it forever—
#incorrectsanderssides #romansanders #janussanders
December 15, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Roman: Maybe the real treasure was the memories we made along the way—
Janus: I literally almost died
Roman: That… was my favourite memory. I’ll treasure it forever—
#incorrectsanderssides #romansanders #janussanders
Janus: I literally almost died
Roman: That… was my favourite memory. I’ll treasure it forever—
#incorrectsanderssides #romansanders #janussanders
Remus: Dear Santa;
Remus: I’m writing to you to tell you that I’ve been very naughty…
Remus: …and it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard…
#incorrectsanderssides
Remus: I’m writing to you to tell you that I’ve been very naughty…
Remus: …and it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard…
#incorrectsanderssides
December 25, 2024 at 12:18 PM
Remus: Dear Santa;
Remus: I’m writing to you to tell you that I’ve been very naughty…
Remus: …and it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard…
#incorrectsanderssides
Remus: I’m writing to you to tell you that I’ve been very naughty…
Remus: …and it was worth it, you fat, judgemental bastard…
#incorrectsanderssides
Remus: I’m boreddddd
Janus: You wanna do crime?
Remus: Sure!
Patton: What?? No… no no, STOP. Don’t do that. Put that knife down. Put Roman down. STOP IT.
#incorrectsanderssides #sanderssides
Janus: You wanna do crime?
Remus: Sure!
Patton: What?? No… no no, STOP. Don’t do that. Put that knife down. Put Roman down. STOP IT.
#incorrectsanderssides #sanderssides
December 7, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Remus: I’m boreddddd
Janus: You wanna do crime?
Remus: Sure!
Patton: What?? No… no no, STOP. Don’t do that. Put that knife down. Put Roman down. STOP IT.
#incorrectsanderssides #sanderssides
Janus: You wanna do crime?
Remus: Sure!
Patton: What?? No… no no, STOP. Don’t do that. Put that knife down. Put Roman down. STOP IT.
#incorrectsanderssides #sanderssides
Virgil: I feel like I can be myself when I’m around you-
Logan: You’re very awkward and quiet around me-
Virgil: Yes
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: You’re very awkward and quiet around me-
Virgil: Yes
#incorrectsanderssides
December 13, 2024 at 12:06 PM
Virgil: I feel like I can be myself when I’m around you-
Logan: You’re very awkward and quiet around me-
Virgil: Yes
#incorrectsanderssides
Logan: You’re very awkward and quiet around me-
Virgil: Yes
#incorrectsanderssides
January 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM