#howdidthishappen
you guys. my children are ALMOST TOO TALL FOR SMÅLAND. #howdidthishappen
December 15, 2024 at 7:26 PM
It was such a joy performing my latest single 25 Kisses on The Jonathan Ross Show this past Saturday! You can watch the full performance on ITVX now.

25 Kisse' is featured on my new album How Did This Happen and What Does It Now Mean, which you can listen to here: joan.lnk.to/howdidthishappen
February 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
These aren’t cats… 🐶🐶⁉️ #howdidthishappen
June 30, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Round Eye is 40, and Big Audio Dynamite's stellar "The Globe" is 20. #HowDidThisHappen?
November 19, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Weirdest dinner ever: cold grits (yeah was gross) and a black cherry vanilla Greek yogurt. #howdidthishappen
February 13, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My new album, How Did This Happen and What Does It Now Mean, is out today! Listen to it here: joan.lnk.to/howdidthishappen

#joanarmatrading #newmusic #newalbum
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
TFW your co-author asks "How are we on word count?" When you're almost done with the R&R...and you're 1,000 words over. #howdidthishappen #academicproblems

....weren't we just 2,000 words under last week????
December 12, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Somehow DO NOT have Rosalita by Bruce Springsteen in my iTunes Which includes 146 gigs, 21,544 songs.. 62.1 days of music. #HowDidThisHappen
November 17, 2024 at 9:26 AM
Please don’t take MEDICAL ADVICE from this lunatic. 😵‍💫

Please ignore the “US Secretary of Health and Human Services” - 🫠 #HowDidThisHappen
May 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
No he's a national rapist, he's believing in international ones... unless he is also international... then... nevermind...

#HowDidThisHappen
August 19, 2024 at 9:07 PM
I can’t believe this is a thing now, my watermelson has made a mess in my bed so now I have extra laundry to wash. I did not expect this from a watermelon; parenting a watermelon is challenging! And his smug face too why son!😭! #parenting #howdidthishappen #wtf
May 7, 2025 at 6:49 AM
And let’s not forget that the money collected here will be used for tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans. #HowDidThisHappen #RetakeTheHouse #2026!!
It's not just the biggest peacetime tax increase in US history. It's also the most regressive tax increase in US history.
April 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Well THIS is a rare sight! I hated to disturb them but I had to sit down eventually. The looks of 'Ugh! WTAF dude?!?!' they exchanged when I woke them up was pretty hilarious though. #Cuddletime #CatsOfBluesky #HowDidThisHappen
May 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
This is how I have felt since election day. #stillcantbelieveit #notmypresident #felontrump #howdidthishappen
January 29, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Through all of this madness I completely forgot... Tomorrow's my birthday. I'm getting F'n old. #LiveintheMoment #HowDidThisHappen
December 3, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I am somehow on Rick Santorum's daily newsletter, only thing I can think of is someone added my email address as a prank. #HowDidThisHappen?
December 3, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Not enough Emergency Margaritas to quell the foreboding and horror I feel #help #howdidthishappen #expat #rescue #sos #humanity #empath #weareinhell #hatecantwin #progressive #needballs
January 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
re: the debacle at debates that put more Rebel people/questions there, than normal, national news

#WHOGOTPAID
#WhyDidThisHappen
#HowDidThisHappen
If you are upset at what you witnessed during the Leader’s debate, drop a line and voice your dissatisfaction here:

info@debates-debats.ca

Disinformation should have no place in our politics.

#CDNpoli
#elbowsup
April 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I turned 59 yesterday… and somehow I’m a lot older than the ‘old’ people I grew up watching. 📺 Feels like I woke up in The Twilight Zone. 👀😂

#GenX #GenXGems #HowDidThisHappen
June 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
BRO WTF 😭 😭 😭 LITERALLY ALL MOST HAD A HEART ATTACK TY SMM 🩷🩷🩷🩷
#howdidthishappen #Huh #tysm
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
If you’re a Lowcountry boy, how do you know that you’ve made it in this world?!?

When this guy follows you.

Been a Hootie fan since the days of the Music Farm.

And now, he’s watching me. Mind 🤯!

@dariusrucker #hootie #dariusrucker #howdidthishappen #mindblown
January 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I accidentally followed a gay trumpster. 🤮🤢🤮🤢 #howdidthishappen #sorrybrobutyougettinblocked
November 24, 2024 at 3:15 AM
in betw the french #howdidthishappen #imokwiththis
September 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM