FINN UPDATE: he is HOME! has to wear the cone for 2 weeks, already trying to find the balance with his new tail, caused lots of chaos at #HouseHarms already. still loopy from the drugs. tail is unbandaged because the doc wanted to give his tail a chance to heal. still love him anyway.
#Cats
#Cats
January 19, 2026 at 8:43 PM
FINN UPDATE: he is HOME! has to wear the cone for 2 weeks, already trying to find the balance with his new tail, caused lots of chaos at #HouseHarms already. still loopy from the drugs. tail is unbandaged because the doc wanted to give his tail a chance to heal. still love him anyway.
#Cats
#Cats
santa showed up to #househarms! it was looking dicey for a bit, but he showed up. i hope he's been good to us this year!
p.s. the bubus have their own xmas tree! they were NOT getting left out! but i DID forget the rat twins. their stuff will come in the new year!
p.s. the bubus have their own xmas tree! they were NOT getting left out! but i DID forget the rat twins. their stuff will come in the new year!
December 25, 2025 at 6:45 AM
santa showed up to #househarms! it was looking dicey for a bit, but he showed up. i hope he's been good to us this year!
p.s. the bubus have their own xmas tree! they were NOT getting left out! but i DID forget the rat twins. their stuff will come in the new year!
p.s. the bubus have their own xmas tree! they were NOT getting left out! but i DID forget the rat twins. their stuff will come in the new year!
PASTAGIVING from earlier. here at #househarms, we don't do turkey. mainly because cooking turkey dinner takes a LOT of spoons. so we do things different!.
this year was PASTA. ALL THE PASTA. spaghetti because my grandpa used to make spaghetti for me every thanksgiving when i was a kid.
DELICIOUS!
this year was PASTA. ALL THE PASTA. spaghetti because my grandpa used to make spaghetti for me every thanksgiving when i was a kid.
DELICIOUS!
November 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
PASTAGIVING from earlier. here at #househarms, we don't do turkey. mainly because cooking turkey dinner takes a LOT of spoons. so we do things different!.
this year was PASTA. ALL THE PASTA. spaghetti because my grandpa used to make spaghetti for me every thanksgiving when i was a kid.
DELICIOUS!
this year was PASTA. ALL THE PASTA. spaghetti because my grandpa used to make spaghetti for me every thanksgiving when i was a kid.
DELICIOUS!
at least we don't! at #househarms, we do thanksgiving our way, which usually involves giant pots of pasta, riffed movies, and general laziness.
(partially thanks to thanksgiving holding awful mwmories of my dad dying, and his family immediately disowning me becauae of dad being dead.)
(partially thanks to thanksgiving holding awful mwmories of my dad dying, and his family immediately disowning me becauae of dad being dead.)
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
at least we don't! at #househarms, we do thanksgiving our way, which usually involves giant pots of pasta, riffed movies, and general laziness.
(partially thanks to thanksgiving holding awful mwmories of my dad dying, and his family immediately disowning me becauae of dad being dead.)
(partially thanks to thanksgiving holding awful mwmories of my dad dying, and his family immediately disowning me becauae of dad being dead.)
the lore of #HouseHarms: despite each of us having internet friends that knew each other, @thomsirveaux.bsky.social and i met online in late 2008. a year later, we were living together and committed to each other.
still love him to this day. 💜💜💜💜💜💜
still love him to this day. 💜💜💜💜💜💜
God damn, some of yall been following each other online for a decade?!!
October 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the lore of #HouseHarms: despite each of us having internet friends that knew each other, @thomsirveaux.bsky.social and i met online in late 2008. a year later, we were living together and committed to each other.
still love him to this day. 💜💜💜💜💜💜
still love him to this day. 💜💜💜💜💜💜
happy birthday haley!!!!!!! that's my local college (down the street from #HouseHarms), so i'll boost it for ya!)
September 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
happy birthday haley!!!!!!! that's my local college (down the street from #HouseHarms), so i'll boost it for ya!)
one year, my co-worker (who was an aspiring baker) made me this UH-MAY-ZINGGGGGGGGLY DECADANT chocolate cake with andes' inspired chocolate mint frosting and it was amazingly good. best cake i had. (also had mint-infused chocolate chips.
we love mint chocolate chip here at #househarms so much!
we love mint chocolate chip here at #househarms so much!
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
one year, my co-worker (who was an aspiring baker) made me this UH-MAY-ZINGGGGGGGGLY DECADANT chocolate cake with andes' inspired chocolate mint frosting and it was amazingly good. best cake i had. (also had mint-infused chocolate chips.
we love mint chocolate chip here at #househarms so much!
we love mint chocolate chip here at #househarms so much!
RE: AEW PPVS STARTING IN THE AFTERNOON:
HELL FUCKING YES!
as a parent with a kiddo that has a super early bedtime, early PPVs are SO welcomed here at #househarms because instead of him missing three hours of the show, we can watch together and he can go to bed happy!
also, i love it too.
HELL FUCKING YES!
as a parent with a kiddo that has a super early bedtime, early PPVs are SO welcomed here at #househarms because instead of him missing three hours of the show, we can watch together and he can go to bed happy!
also, i love it too.
September 3, 2025 at 10:57 PM
RE: AEW PPVS STARTING IN THE AFTERNOON:
HELL FUCKING YES!
as a parent with a kiddo that has a super early bedtime, early PPVs are SO welcomed here at #househarms because instead of him missing three hours of the show, we can watch together and he can go to bed happy!
also, i love it too.
HELL FUCKING YES!
as a parent with a kiddo that has a super early bedtime, early PPVs are SO welcomed here at #househarms because instead of him missing three hours of the show, we can watch together and he can go to bed happy!
also, i love it too.
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! #HouseHarms are HUGE @mysterywrestling.bsky.social fans and this stream has brought us so many uncontrollable gigglefits. this is the joy i needed after a pretty tough year and i am SO HAPPY y'all did this for the canadian cancer society. NOW SLEEP.
#WorldsLongestMatch 🤼
#WorldsLongestMatch 🤼
August 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH! #HouseHarms are HUGE @mysterywrestling.bsky.social fans and this stream has brought us so many uncontrollable gigglefits. this is the joy i needed after a pretty tough year and i am SO HAPPY y'all did this for the canadian cancer society. NOW SLEEP.
#WorldsLongestMatch 🤼
#WorldsLongestMatch 🤼
this match on #AEWDynamite is literally #HouseHarms DIVIDED:
*KIDDO: cheering for speedball
*ME: cheering for mox
* DEREK (AKA @thomsirveaux.bsky.social): DGAF
we're all seated.
*KIDDO: cheering for speedball
*ME: cheering for mox
* DEREK (AKA @thomsirveaux.bsky.social): DGAF
we're all seated.
August 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
this match on #AEWDynamite is literally #HouseHarms DIVIDED:
*KIDDO: cheering for speedball
*ME: cheering for mox
* DEREK (AKA @thomsirveaux.bsky.social): DGAF
we're all seated.
*KIDDO: cheering for speedball
*ME: cheering for mox
* DEREK (AKA @thomsirveaux.bsky.social): DGAF
we're all seated.
will wait to see more titles. i like that it's $3/month, but i will wait to see the catalogue of shows before we commit. but it's not replacing our disney/max bundle and yt premium. those are essentials at #househarms
August 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
will wait to see more titles. i like that it's $3/month, but i will wait to see the catalogue of shows before we commit. but it's not replacing our disney/max bundle and yt premium. those are essentials at #househarms
right now, the #MST3K episode i'm watching is munchie. NOT because it's the episode that includes #HouseHarms (aka the harms family) in the credits, but loni anderson passed away recently.
she was one of a kind.
she was one of a kind.
August 4, 2025 at 10:32 PM
right now, the #MST3K episode i'm watching is munchie. NOT because it's the episode that includes #HouseHarms (aka the harms family) in the credits, but loni anderson passed away recently.
she was one of a kind.
she was one of a kind.
yup. a year ago, we had to evict thousands of UNWANTED SQUATTERS after a lengthy 10-day hotel hopping crazy tour and $$$ spent.
cannot believe that was a year ago. if you were here during that time last year, it was a mess. but #househarms made it through the other side.
cannot believe that was a year ago. if you were here during that time last year, it was a mess. but #househarms made it through the other side.
Today marks the official one year anniversary of a Certain Unpleasant Event so I insist that the #Cubs win so that I may continue to maintain the surprisingly relaxed state that I woke up to.
August 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
yup. a year ago, we had to evict thousands of UNWANTED SQUATTERS after a lengthy 10-day hotel hopping crazy tour and $$$ spent.
cannot believe that was a year ago. if you were here during that time last year, it was a mess. but #househarms made it through the other side.
cannot believe that was a year ago. if you were here during that time last year, it was a mess. but #househarms made it through the other side.
forgot i had this shirt in my closet. cut sleeves and collar off, now i have a cool tank top and #PutNylaRoseOnTV
(yes! #househarms hearts @nylarosebeast.bsky.social here. we want her on TV ALWAYS! #AEW )
(yes! #househarms hearts @nylarosebeast.bsky.social here. we want her on TV ALWAYS! #AEW )
July 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
forgot i had this shirt in my closet. cut sleeves and collar off, now i have a cool tank top and #PutNylaRoseOnTV
(yes! #househarms hearts @nylarosebeast.bsky.social here. we want her on TV ALWAYS! #AEW )
(yes! #househarms hearts @nylarosebeast.bsky.social here. we want her on TV ALWAYS! #AEW )
off to eat, shower, see @batwingdesigns.bsky.social about my mama's day gift, then later, #househarms will be at #EastLansingPride today! come out and say hi if you're local!
remember: no smartphones (dumb-burners OK), hydrate, wear sunscreen, and WEAR A MASK.
remember: no smartphones (dumb-burners OK), hydrate, wear sunscreen, and WEAR A MASK.
We're off in a bit to get @bethanne.and.cat some more ink, and after that to one of our local Pride events.
Be loud, proud, and SAFE out there today, kids!
Be loud, proud, and SAFE out there today, kids!
June 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
off to eat, shower, see @batwingdesigns.bsky.social about my mama's day gift, then later, #househarms will be at #EastLansingPride today! come out and say hi if you're local!
remember: no smartphones (dumb-burners OK), hydrate, wear sunscreen, and WEAR A MASK.
remember: no smartphones (dumb-burners OK), hydrate, wear sunscreen, and WEAR A MASK.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FINTAN FINNEGAN!
he is EIGHT years old today! he got lobster treats, a new wand toy, and lots of cuddles. he's our dumpster-obsessed bionic weirdie and we love him SO MUCH! this year marks SEVEN YEARS since #househarms adopted him. we love our giant hairy baby!
he is EIGHT years old today! he got lobster treats, a new wand toy, and lots of cuddles. he's our dumpster-obsessed bionic weirdie and we love him SO MUCH! this year marks SEVEN YEARS since #househarms adopted him. we love our giant hairy baby!
June 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FINTAN FINNEGAN!
he is EIGHT years old today! he got lobster treats, a new wand toy, and lots of cuddles. he's our dumpster-obsessed bionic weirdie and we love him SO MUCH! this year marks SEVEN YEARS since #househarms adopted him. we love our giant hairy baby!
he is EIGHT years old today! he got lobster treats, a new wand toy, and lots of cuddles. he's our dumpster-obsessed bionic weirdie and we love him SO MUCH! this year marks SEVEN YEARS since #househarms adopted him. we love our giant hairy baby!
but i do have sadness. this year has been the year of GIANT CHANGE with leaving meta, taking care of my health, and surviving a ROUGH government administration that is against us, but in spite of all that, #househarms is HERE.
well, as here as we can be.
well, as here as we can be.
May 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
but i do have sadness. this year has been the year of GIANT CHANGE with leaving meta, taking care of my health, and surviving a ROUGH government administration that is against us, but in spite of all that, #househarms is HERE.
well, as here as we can be.
well, as here as we can be.
FINALLY! I FOUND MY LOCAL CAT CAFE ON BLUESKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#househarms LOVES @constellationcat.bsky.social SO MUCH! we cannot wait to visit new casa this summer! 💜💜💜💜
#househarms LOVES @constellationcat.bsky.social SO MUCH! we cannot wait to visit new casa this summer! 💜💜💜💜
✨ 2,500 ✨ cats adopted since 2019! 🥳 Huge thanks to @happyfeetpetrescue & @savedbyzade for helping us find homes for so many.
We’re excited for New Casa & saving 2,500 more! Support our New Year, New Roof fundraiser—donate, visit, or become a monthly supporter. 💜 🔗 in bio. #ThisCafeSavesCats
We’re excited for New Casa & saving 2,500 more! Support our New Year, New Roof fundraiser—donate, visit, or become a monthly supporter. 💜 🔗 in bio. #ThisCafeSavesCats
May 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
FINALLY! I FOUND MY LOCAL CAT CAFE ON BLUESKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#househarms LOVES @constellationcat.bsky.social SO MUCH! we cannot wait to visit new casa this summer! 💜💜💜💜
#househarms LOVES @constellationcat.bsky.social SO MUCH! we cannot wait to visit new casa this summer! 💜💜💜💜
May 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
YES PLEASE! also, it is EBIRAH!!!!! in #househarms because that is how we know it. (i haven't seen the riffed version yet)
April 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
YES PLEASE! also, it is EBIRAH!!!!! in #househarms because that is how we know it. (i haven't seen the riffed version yet)
e) buy my own art gallery/performance center and book bands to play lansing
f) build a tall building in our neighborhood that has storefronts for friends' business, but also is the secret homebase of #househarms
g) fulfill @thomsirveaux.bsky.social 's wildest dreams and buy him a bookstore. /2
f) build a tall building in our neighborhood that has storefronts for friends' business, but also is the secret homebase of #househarms
g) fulfill @thomsirveaux.bsky.social 's wildest dreams and buy him a bookstore. /2
April 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
e) buy my own art gallery/performance center and book bands to play lansing
f) build a tall building in our neighborhood that has storefronts for friends' business, but also is the secret homebase of #househarms
g) fulfill @thomsirveaux.bsky.social 's wildest dreams and buy him a bookstore. /2
f) build a tall building in our neighborhood that has storefronts for friends' business, but also is the secret homebase of #househarms
g) fulfill @thomsirveaux.bsky.social 's wildest dreams and buy him a bookstore. /2
all three humans of #househarms loved this. @speedballbailey.bsky.social is such a treasure. definitely in my top 5 HEY! (ew) episodes.
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
all three humans of #househarms loved this. @speedballbailey.bsky.social is such a treasure. definitely in my top 5 HEY! (ew) episodes.
about an hour ago, fourteen years ago on this date, #househarms was created when @thomsirveaux.bsky.social and i were married! hard to believe we were young, i had normal-colored hair, and life was a LOT simpler. but i love him with all my heart. 💜💜💜 still do, even in shared (and uncerain) chaos!
April 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
about an hour ago, fourteen years ago on this date, #househarms was created when @thomsirveaux.bsky.social and i were married! hard to believe we were young, i had normal-colored hair, and life was a LOT simpler. but i love him with all my heart. 💜💜💜 still do, even in shared (and uncerain) chaos!
okay, now your ACTUAL weekly #caturday pics from #househarms
March 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
okay, now your ACTUAL weekly #caturday pics from #househarms