#handshakes
I assume It's the only way to let people know of your business acumen. (I don't know, dude, it's weird. I'm a lefty so I swore off handshakes long ago. It gets real awkward.)
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I actually love giving people handshakes
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Trump's ear healed in 1 day.
But his hands can’t recover from handshakes.

One or two of these things is bullshit.

Trump's WHOLE BEING is a scam. Nothing was true.(including his 2024 win) #TrumpDidntWin
December 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This just cured me of my aversion to handshakes...
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Tom Benz operated a prayer and retreat center in Alabama with the actual goal of bringing kids from Ukrainian orphanages into the US for #adoption — and misleading the governments of both countries about it. He made promises he couldn’t fulfill. This passage in particular tore my heart out.
December 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
father is smashed drunk in his office yapping about his frankly… upsetting life story non-stop, ren is transferring files from his flash drive to his laptop. there is a boombox playing abba best hits. he is mumbling and forcing handshakes and hugs with us

Please. Kill. Me.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Back from xmas shopping, pleased to report King's Road booksellers are nailing it. Staff at Sandoe and Waterstones ultra helpful (and speedy, and well-informed). Didn't buy anything at Book Bar but the vibes were welcoming and I'll be back there soon. Handshakes all round. Keep it up lads. #booksky
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Handshakes hell yeah!!
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 PM
"Etwas bescheidener war ... Landtagspräsidentin Astrid Wallmann (CDU). Die hatte Pfadfinderinnen u. Pfadfinder zu Besuch, die ihr zu Weihnachten das Friedenslicht aus Betlehem gebracht haben. Da gab’s auch Handshakes u. freundliche Worte, aber ganz ohne roten Teppich und Staatskarossen."
December 20, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Handshakes, treacle tarts, puns, aliens, mushrooms, French fries and butterflies! Even after hearing this episode, you still probably won’t know what it was about! Are we recording, yet?
@alantudyk.bsky.social #NathanFillion
#OnceWeWereSpacemen
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December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
20th December 2014. Argyle 3 Dagenham & Redbridge 0. Goals: Two from Reuben Reid and one from Bobby Reid. Attendance 7,176. Photos (1) Pre-match handshakes (2) & (3) Man of the Match presentation to Bobby Reid. #pafc 🇳🇬
December 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
When this nightmare is over the next President needs to introduce the Presidential Reform Act to codify all the protocols, handshakes, gentleman's agreements, honor codes, and ethereal guardrails that were supposed to prevent abuses of power. No, you don't actually get to tear down the White House.
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hi George, how many glad handshakes have you had with this guy? Gaining context, thx
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Absolutely FILTHY thin double by Jacobs for FOUR

And that’s handshakes.

Jacobs wins 9-2 over Muskatewitz to punch his ticket into the playoffs.
December 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I masked up and refused hugs and handshakes from my coworkers, so hopefully I didn’t pick up any germs.

Also, why in the world would you hug a coworker? Boundaries, man. Boundaries.
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
*handshakes your paw* nice to meet you girlie i'm sure we'll be a great team
December 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Ist natürlich nachvollziehbar. Wir hatten das ganze gegen Dresden zu Hause auch. Harte rote Karte, Fallrückzieher 90+10. Man kann sich ärgern, aber ich erinnere mich nicht, dass wir danach Handshakes verweigert haben und nur auf den Schiri gezeigt haben.
December 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Oh the bruising from those handshakes!
December 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dean's left handed!! My main boy, my MC.

I was drawing him left handed for years before it twigged.

And yes! It comes up in the writing a lot. From awkward handshakes, to bad handwriting, to being teased for it. Hell I made a font of his handwriting called "Dean is left handed".

#TPDox
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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December 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
*handshakes under the asexual umbrella*
December 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Peter Baker seems to love treating the law with the same weight of a house rule in a game of Monopoly. Just handshakes and head nods.
December 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
what counts as a handshake? how many handshakes can two people do in a minute? guinness get on it
December 19, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Another false myth is being propagated. India and China don't have 1.4+ billion people just by sitting on the couch or by handshakes 🤔🤣. It is shocking and amazing at the same time how people can be bozo once blinded by politics and political parties. Kindly purchase a book called the Kamasutra 😂🤣👀👇
December 19, 2025 at 10:58 AM