#grocer
and in 2026, by the grace of progesterone and redoubled efforts to eat the local grocer out of parm, i will master the “great tits” part of “having great tits and correct opinions.”
December 21, 2025 at 5:34 AM
“The price of eggs is down 82%?” Somebody, quick, please tell my grocer!! 🛒

#PresidentialAddress
#Pinks
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
my family thinks i am crazy when i tell them i haven't driven since obama's term (RIP to the big body beetle). i can walk to the grocer, library, vet, eyebrow lady, nail salon, several restaurants, the metro, and the grooming truck is mobile. parking is THREE HUNDRED afro-indigenous US dollars. no.
Asking Americans if they prefer suburbia over dense, urban, walkable places is like asking them if they prefer cats over unicorns.
Have You Ever Seen A City?
When we talk about urbanism, most of us don't know what we're talking about
www.thedeletedscenes.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
why has steak not been on sale these past few weeks i think my grocer hates me and wants me to die
December 17, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Local grocer came through in a super clutch way.
#veganfood #tistheseason
December 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Resharing one way to support a vital St. Paul grocer (El Burrito Mercado) AND a person or family who may need groceries. 👇👇👇
Heads up: Want to buy an El Burrito Mercado gift card for a family/individual in St. Paul who may need it? Use the contact form and the owner will get back to you with an email address you can use to get the gift card to a local organization they are working with ❤️
www.elburritomercado.com/contact/
December 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*Please* tell me it's just the grocer doing this trash and not the animation studio...
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
really appreciating these Dietz & Watson commercials on HBO Max during AEW programming. that's perfectly fine meat to buy at my local grocer.
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Good morning! Grab a cup of coffee and start the day fresh with Grocer Cat as he fries up a tasty breakfast and struggles to get to work on time.

The debut album for my comfy/food synth project Grocer Cat is here! Tapes are coming from @prsnlschrcrds.bsky.social and @highmage.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Ngl, I'm at the grocer rn, and this reminded me to buy tea and honey LOL
Perfect timing 🥰
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
The boss of the King’s grocer says he is working to transform the 300-year-old retailer without its customers noticing ⬇️
Tom Athron’s invisible transformation of Fortnum & Mason
www.thetimes.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Duke Fine Foods (exquisite Eastern European deli, grocer, café in Bells Corners) has Moldovan Wine. They’re actually a pretty big producer, but I’ve never seen it anywhere before and have been curious about it for a few years now.
December 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I have my own idea, but does the actor in this vintage Sunkist oranges ad look familiar to you?
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 AM
A Muslim green grocer
December 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
"Were" dammit, grocer apostrophe's
December 19, 2025 at 10:56 AM
You know Trader Joes is owned by Aldi a German grocer ..
December 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
A Muslim green grocer apparently
December 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
worried i haven't made myself obvious enough while chatting to the cashier girl at the local grocer about lego sets of all things, only to remember i've been sporting [identifying features redacted] and a fuckin therian hoodie and remembering no straight dude dresses this way on the drive home
December 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Have a #menhelth issue today. I got some medicinal red vine licorice from the local grocer and it appears to be from the Han Dynasty. I'm going to eat it, but I'm also going to poast about it online in these trying times.
December 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It was, it's literally called "The great compression" by economists because it bucked every prior trend in the reverse irt income inequality. I literally explain higher up CDLs, ag workers, and grocer distribution were some of the biggest gains, I think we all agree those are some middle class jobs.
December 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
NETANYAHU LIES ABOUT BONDI BEACH HERO BEING JEWISH

"I saw a video of a Jew who pounces on one of the murderers, takes his weapon, and saves who knows how many lives"

Ahmed El Ahmed was Muslim…local green grocer in Bondi

All he ever does is lie.
December 14, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I went to the butcher/grocer yesterday and asked for a Christmas veg box to be saved for me on Christmas Eve.

"Do you want to pick it up on Monday? We're getting a load in, it'll be lovely and fresh."

"I can't but... It'll be the same age when I eat them on Thursday?"

"Oh... Oh yeah"
December 20, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Theres this crazy Vermont style curry they carry at the Asian grocer so believe me its been tried lol
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
1/2 Breakfasting in #Vancouver McD's window seat this morning. I watched as a #homeless peer walked by outside & his paper grocery bag tore, spilling all his stuff onto the sidewalk. As he jumped about in dismay I went out & gave him 1 of the many heavy plastic grocer bags folded up on my trailer...
December 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Devestating to wake up to the news of the death toll reaching 16 people at the #Bondi shootings yesterday. Just awful.

7News is reporting that the hero who tackled the gunman is Ahmed el Ahmed, a 43-year-old Lebanese immigrant, father and fruit grocer from the suburb of Sutherland.
Hero suffers two gunshot wounds in Bondi beach shooting | 7NEWS
YouTube video by 7NEWS Australia
www.youtube.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM