#gojailatarsehq
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 AM
#gojailatarsehq
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
UM, YES, of course, just catching up with all the mail, emails, messages, etc, etc.
GO JAIL BANDIT - WE'RE COMING FOR YOU!
G.O. JAIL
November 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
#ARSE #gojailatarsehq
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Warning: if you see this Account anywhere, please report directly to me, @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social or @louiserabeyart.bsky.social Special Officer Rabey.
Do not approach the Account, it may be dangerous.
STAY ALERT!!!
On behalf of G.O. Jail
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Warning: if you see this Account anywhere, please report directly to me, @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social or @louiserabeyart.bsky.social Special Officer Rabey.
Do not approach the Account, it may be dangerous.
STAY ALERT!!!
On behalf of G.O. Jail
Remember this next time you are unjustly imprisoned. Your oppressers are not your friends! You've not heard the last of me! FREEDOM!
@gojailatarsehq.bsky.social @louiserabeyart.bsky.social OFFICERS, OFFICERS!!!!
THERE'S A BANDIT ON THE LOOSE IN JAIL
THERE'S A BANDIT ON THE LOOSE IN JAIL
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
#ARSE #gojailatarsehq
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Warning: if you see this Account anywhere, please report directly to me, @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social or @louiserabeyart.bsky.social Special Officer Rabey.
Do not approach the Account, it may be dangerous.
STAY ALERT!!!
On behalf of G.O. Jail
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Warning: if you see this Account anywhere, please report directly to me, @gojailatarsehq.bsky.social or @louiserabeyart.bsky.social Special Officer Rabey.
Do not approach the Account, it may be dangerous.
STAY ALERT!!!
On behalf of G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
Ello, ello, ello, what's all this then young Pris?
@priswaldorf.bsky.social
Packing?
Thinking of going somewhere soon?
Can we humbly suggest that you don't leave the area, for the time being.
There are some...investigations...being carried out.
G.O. Jail
Ello, ello, ello, what's all this then young Pris?
@priswaldorf.bsky.social
Packing?
Thinking of going somewhere soon?
Can we humbly suggest that you don't leave the area, for the time being.
There are some...investigations...being carried out.
G.O. Jail
October 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
#gojailatarsehq
Ello, ello, ello, what's all this then young Pris?
@priswaldorf.bsky.social
Packing?
Thinking of going somewhere soon?
Can we humbly suggest that you don't leave the area, for the time being.
There are some...investigations...being carried out.
G.O. Jail
Ello, ello, ello, what's all this then young Pris?
@priswaldorf.bsky.social
Packing?
Thinking of going somewhere soon?
Can we humbly suggest that you don't leave the area, for the time being.
There are some...investigations...being carried out.
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
FINALLY, someone talking sense!
*several officers down over this, rolling around laughing*
G.O. Jail
FINALLY, someone talking sense!
*several officers down over this, rolling around laughing*
G.O. Jail
October 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
#gojailatarsehq
FINALLY, someone talking sense!
*several officers down over this, rolling around laughing*
G.O. Jail
FINALLY, someone talking sense!
*several officers down over this, rolling around laughing*
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT IN JAIL!
@alwaysbemybaby.bsky.social @hinekosama.bsky.social @ninstarfish.bsky.social @northernrobot.bsky.social
For reasons we can't go into rn, we don't have any furniture in the jail office, we've sent out for bean bags so we don't have to +
RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT IN JAIL!
@alwaysbemybaby.bsky.social @hinekosama.bsky.social @ninstarfish.bsky.social @northernrobot.bsky.social
For reasons we can't go into rn, we don't have any furniture in the jail office, we've sent out for bean bags so we don't have to +
October 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
#gojailatarsehq
RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT IN JAIL!
@alwaysbemybaby.bsky.social @hinekosama.bsky.social @ninstarfish.bsky.social @northernrobot.bsky.social
For reasons we can't go into rn, we don't have any furniture in the jail office, we've sent out for bean bags so we don't have to +
RIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU 'ORRIBLE LOT IN JAIL!
@alwaysbemybaby.bsky.social @hinekosama.bsky.social @ninstarfish.bsky.social @northernrobot.bsky.social
For reasons we can't go into rn, we don't have any furniture in the jail office, we've sent out for bean bags so we don't have to +
#gojailatarsehq
QUITE AN ASTOUNDING piece of advice and incredible insight from young Star, here.
Amazing.
Enjoy your stay.
And the food.
G.O. Jail
QUITE AN ASTOUNDING piece of advice and incredible insight from young Star, here.
Amazing.
Enjoy your stay.
And the food.
G.O. Jail
Never call the GO jail hamster a lazy alcoholic rat guys😩
October 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
#gojailatarsehq
QUITE AN ASTOUNDING piece of advice and incredible insight from young Star, here.
Amazing.
Enjoy your stay.
And the food.
G.O. Jail
QUITE AN ASTOUNDING piece of advice and incredible insight from young Star, here.
Amazing.
Enjoy your stay.
And the food.
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
*Not the entire Jail staff, slipping back into the Jail, very very quietly, since HRH dispensed his judgement for Star...sshhhhh don't tell anyone we're back...gonna leave the phone off the hook for a bit*
G.O. Jail
*Not the entire Jail staff, slipping back into the Jail, very very quietly, since HRH dispensed his judgement for Star...sshhhhh don't tell anyone we're back...gonna leave the phone off the hook for a bit*
G.O. Jail
October 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
#gojailatarsehq
*Not the entire Jail staff, slipping back into the Jail, very very quietly, since HRH dispensed his judgement for Star...sshhhhh don't tell anyone we're back...gonna leave the phone off the hook for a bit*
G.O. Jail
*Not the entire Jail staff, slipping back into the Jail, very very quietly, since HRH dispensed his judgement for Star...sshhhhh don't tell anyone we're back...gonna leave the phone off the hook for a bit*
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
G.O. FANDOM v STAR
HRH has spent the weekend deliberating, alone and with a heavy heart.
Here follows his sentencing.
For the crime of burning Tiny Michael, HRH wanted to jail Star for TEN YEARS! Yes, you heard right.
Ten.
Years.
But we said NOOOOO, you can't!!
He reconsidered.
++
G.O. FANDOM v STAR
HRH has spent the weekend deliberating, alone and with a heavy heart.
Here follows his sentencing.
For the crime of burning Tiny Michael, HRH wanted to jail Star for TEN YEARS! Yes, you heard right.
Ten.
Years.
But we said NOOOOO, you can't!!
He reconsidered.
++
a small hamster is drinking water from a bottle .
Alt: A small hamster is drinking win- I mean, water from a bottle . It's HRH deliberating alone and with a heavy heart.
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October 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
#gojailatarsehq
G.O. FANDOM v STAR
HRH has spent the weekend deliberating, alone and with a heavy heart.
Here follows his sentencing.
For the crime of burning Tiny Michael, HRH wanted to jail Star for TEN YEARS! Yes, you heard right.
Ten.
Years.
But we said NOOOOO, you can't!!
He reconsidered.
++
G.O. FANDOM v STAR
HRH has spent the weekend deliberating, alone and with a heavy heart.
Here follows his sentencing.
For the crime of burning Tiny Michael, HRH wanted to jail Star for TEN YEARS! Yes, you heard right.
Ten.
Years.
But we said NOOOOO, you can't!!
He reconsidered.
++
#gojailatarsehq
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH*
Dear G.O. Fandom Peasants
After a very distressing 24 hrs, after which I had to retire to my chambers with a strong drink & cheesy snax lovingly provided by Peasant Bucky @bucky1984.bsky.social , I now feel strong enough to review the posts from +
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH*
Dear G.O. Fandom Peasants
After a very distressing 24 hrs, after which I had to retire to my chambers with a strong drink & cheesy snax lovingly provided by Peasant Bucky @bucky1984.bsky.social , I now feel strong enough to review the posts from +
October 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
#gojailatarsehq
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH*
Dear G.O. Fandom Peasants
After a very distressing 24 hrs, after which I had to retire to my chambers with a strong drink & cheesy snax lovingly provided by Peasant Bucky @bucky1984.bsky.social , I now feel strong enough to review the posts from +
*SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM HRH*
Dear G.O. Fandom Peasants
After a very distressing 24 hrs, after which I had to retire to my chambers with a strong drink & cheesy snax lovingly provided by Peasant Bucky @bucky1984.bsky.social , I now feel strong enough to review the posts from +
#gojailatarsehq
TINY ROB LIVES!! PRAISE BEE!
#TINYROBISSAVED
#PRAYFORTINYDAVIDANDHISBENTLEY
#NEVERFORGETTINYMICHAEL
TINY ROB LIVES!! PRAISE BEE!
#TINYROBISSAVED
#PRAYFORTINYDAVIDANDHISBENTLEY
#NEVERFORGETTINYMICHAEL
October 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
#gojailatarsehq
TINY ROB LIVES!! PRAISE BEE!
#TINYROBISSAVED
#PRAYFORTINYDAVIDANDHISBENTLEY
#NEVERFORGETTINYMICHAEL
TINY ROB LIVES!! PRAISE BEE!
#TINYROBISSAVED
#PRAYFORTINYDAVIDANDHISBENTLEY
#NEVERFORGETTINYMICHAEL
#gojailatarsehq
SPOT THE REAL DORA THE EXPLORER
We've accidentally mixed up Star/Hastur and Dora and now don't know which is which.
Any help appreciated.
G.O. Jail
SPOT THE REAL DORA THE EXPLORER
We've accidentally mixed up Star/Hastur and Dora and now don't know which is which.
Any help appreciated.
G.O. Jail
October 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
#gojailatarsehq
SPOT THE REAL DORA THE EXPLORER
We've accidentally mixed up Star/Hastur and Dora and now don't know which is which.
Any help appreciated.
G.O. Jail
SPOT THE REAL DORA THE EXPLORER
We've accidentally mixed up Star/Hastur and Dora and now don't know which is which.
Any help appreciated.
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
SAD, GRAVE (LITERALLY, IF THE EVENTS OF LAST NIGHT ARE TO BE BELIEVED) NEWS, G.O. FANDOM
Tiny Michael is no more, Tiny David is in intensive care along with the Bentley and currently the whereabouts of Tiny Rob are unknown.
We have the entire jail force, out looking for him +++
SAD, GRAVE (LITERALLY, IF THE EVENTS OF LAST NIGHT ARE TO BE BELIEVED) NEWS, G.O. FANDOM
Tiny Michael is no more, Tiny David is in intensive care along with the Bentley and currently the whereabouts of Tiny Rob are unknown.
We have the entire jail force, out looking for him +++
October 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
#gojailatarsehq
SAD, GRAVE (LITERALLY, IF THE EVENTS OF LAST NIGHT ARE TO BE BELIEVED) NEWS, G.O. FANDOM
Tiny Michael is no more, Tiny David is in intensive care along with the Bentley and currently the whereabouts of Tiny Rob are unknown.
We have the entire jail force, out looking for him +++
SAD, GRAVE (LITERALLY, IF THE EVENTS OF LAST NIGHT ARE TO BE BELIEVED) NEWS, G.O. FANDOM
Tiny Michael is no more, Tiny David is in intensive care along with the Bentley and currently the whereabouts of Tiny Rob are unknown.
We have the entire jail force, out looking for him +++
#gojailatarsehq
HEY EVERYONE!
We're back from our couple of training days!
Anything urgent we should know about?
We haven't caught up with our messages yet, so if there's anything URGENT we should know about, we sure would appreciate the heads up!
G.O. Jail
HEY EVERYONE!
We're back from our couple of training days!
Anything urgent we should know about?
We haven't caught up with our messages yet, so if there's anything URGENT we should know about, we sure would appreciate the heads up!
G.O. Jail
a man in a suit says i 'm back while standing in a library
ALT: a man in a suit says i 'm back while standing in a library
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October 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
#gojailatarsehq
HEY EVERYONE!
We're back from our couple of training days!
Anything urgent we should know about?
We haven't caught up with our messages yet, so if there's anything URGENT we should know about, we sure would appreciate the heads up!
G.O. Jail
HEY EVERYONE!
We're back from our couple of training days!
Anything urgent we should know about?
We haven't caught up with our messages yet, so if there's anything URGENT we should know about, we sure would appreciate the heads up!
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
*BINGLY BONG*
Good day caller, thanku for yr call, yr call is important to us.
We're out on training manue...manoov...manuey...well, training today & we're unable to take yr call.
Rest assured we will return yr call as soon as we're able to call you back.
Thanku for calling.
G.O.Jail
*BINGLY BONG*
Good day caller, thanku for yr call, yr call is important to us.
We're out on training manue...manoov...manuey...well, training today & we're unable to take yr call.
Rest assured we will return yr call as soon as we're able to call you back.
Thanku for calling.
G.O.Jail
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
ALT: a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a bulletin board with a lot of papers on it .
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October 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
#gojailatarsehq
*BINGLY BONG*
Good day caller, thanku for yr call, yr call is important to us.
We're out on training manue...manoov...manuey...well, training today & we're unable to take yr call.
Rest assured we will return yr call as soon as we're able to call you back.
Thanku for calling.
G.O.Jail
*BINGLY BONG*
Good day caller, thanku for yr call, yr call is important to us.
We're out on training manue...manoov...manuey...well, training today & we're unable to take yr call.
Rest assured we will return yr call as soon as we're able to call you back.
Thanku for calling.
G.O.Jail
#gojailatarsehq
INTRODUCING: LORD DEXTER
He sometimes fills in for HRH, when he wants a day off to go roller skating or skateboarding.
He's quite a stickler for Justice being served.
INTRODUCING: LORD DEXTER
He sometimes fills in for HRH, when he wants a day off to go roller skating or skateboarding.
He's quite a stickler for Justice being served.
October 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
#gojailatarsehq
INTRODUCING: LORD DEXTER
He sometimes fills in for HRH, when he wants a day off to go roller skating or skateboarding.
He's quite a stickler for Justice being served.
INTRODUCING: LORD DEXTER
He sometimes fills in for HRH, when he wants a day off to go roller skating or skateboarding.
He's quite a stickler for Justice being served.
#gojailatarsehq
STAR - OUR FIRST JAILEE!!
Star has the dubious pleasure of being our first inmate since opening our compact, bijou branch of Jail here on Bsky.
She is here for 72 hours with possibly more time on the cards.
Go Star!!
G.O. Jail
STAR - OUR FIRST JAILEE!!
Star has the dubious pleasure of being our first inmate since opening our compact, bijou branch of Jail here on Bsky.
She is here for 72 hours with possibly more time on the cards.
Go Star!!
G.O. Jail
DON'T FORGET ME WHILE I'M SERVING MY SENTENCE😭😭✊🏻 I'VE BEEN JUDGED UNFAIRLY THO JUSTICE FOR ME
October 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
#gojailatarsehq
STAR - OUR FIRST JAILEE!!
Star has the dubious pleasure of being our first inmate since opening our compact, bijou branch of Jail here on Bsky.
She is here for 72 hours with possibly more time on the cards.
Go Star!!
G.O. Jail
STAR - OUR FIRST JAILEE!!
Star has the dubious pleasure of being our first inmate since opening our compact, bijou branch of Jail here on Bsky.
She is here for 72 hours with possibly more time on the cards.
Go Star!!
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
TIME TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE HRH, THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE
*TRUMPET FANFARE*
When he's not slaving over a hot desk, dispensing his special brand of wisdom, he enjoys Dr Who cosplaying & dressing casually. He loves roller skating & skate boarding.
He LOVES food gifts.
LOVES THEM!
G.O JAIL
TIME TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE HRH, THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE
*TRUMPET FANFARE*
When he's not slaving over a hot desk, dispensing his special brand of wisdom, he enjoys Dr Who cosplaying & dressing casually. He loves roller skating & skate boarding.
He LOVES food gifts.
LOVES THEM!
G.O JAIL
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
#gojailatarsehq
TIME TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE HRH, THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE
*TRUMPET FANFARE*
When he's not slaving over a hot desk, dispensing his special brand of wisdom, he enjoys Dr Who cosplaying & dressing casually. He loves roller skating & skate boarding.
He LOVES food gifts.
LOVES THEM!
G.O JAIL
TIME TO PROPERLY INTRODUCE HRH, THE HAMSTER OF JUSTICE
*TRUMPET FANFARE*
When he's not slaving over a hot desk, dispensing his special brand of wisdom, he enjoys Dr Who cosplaying & dressing casually. He loves roller skating & skate boarding.
He LOVES food gifts.
LOVES THEM!
G.O JAIL
#gojailatarsehq
That will be for HRH to decide, if someone reports you to Jail.
This is who you will be arguing with, by the way.
That will be for HRH to decide, if someone reports you to Jail.
This is who you will be arguing with, by the way.
October 6, 2025 at 1:10 PM
#gojailatarsehq
That will be for HRH to decide, if someone reports you to Jail.
This is who you will be arguing with, by the way.
That will be for HRH to decide, if someone reports you to Jail.
This is who you will be arguing with, by the way.
#gojailatarsehq
WE WERE ASKED what is an overly-angsty post.
That's a very good question, and below is the answer.
We hope this helps.
G.O. Jail
WE WERE ASKED what is an overly-angsty post.
That's a very good question, and below is the answer.
We hope this helps.
G.O. Jail
October 6, 2025 at 12:53 PM
#gojailatarsehq
WE WERE ASKED what is an overly-angsty post.
That's a very good question, and below is the answer.
We hope this helps.
G.O. Jail
WE WERE ASKED what is an overly-angsty post.
That's a very good question, and below is the answer.
We hope this helps.
G.O. Jail
#gojailatarsehq
Hi, guys, someone call me?
Hi, guys, someone call me?
October 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
#gojailatarsehq
Hi, guys, someone call me?
Hi, guys, someone call me?
#gojailatarsehq
No you don't.
No you don't.
a close up of a cat with the words muah i love you on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a cat with the words muah i love you on the bottom
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October 6, 2025 at 11:11 AM
#gojailatarsehq
No you don't.
No you don't.
#gojailatarsehq
++RULES OF G.O. JAIL on BSKY++
We'll keep it simple:
1. Over-angsty posts will get 24 hours jail bar time
2. If Jail receives a report, HRH will consider it and hand down a verdict
3. We expect @ninstarfish.bsky.social to be a regular guest
4. Special Officer Bildaddy is fantabulous
++RULES OF G.O. JAIL on BSKY++
We'll keep it simple:
1. Over-angsty posts will get 24 hours jail bar time
2. If Jail receives a report, HRH will consider it and hand down a verdict
3. We expect @ninstarfish.bsky.social to be a regular guest
4. Special Officer Bildaddy is fantabulous
Good Omens Jail/Home of HRH The Hamster of Justice & SO Bildaddy
@gojailatarsehq.bsky.social
· Oct 4
#gojailatarsehq
LITERALLY JUST ARRIVED!!
Going to spend some time settling the Jail in, getting the officers acquainted with you loverly lot...and then...we'll see.
Mind how you go.
Have a loverly weekend.
G.O JAIL
LITERALLY JUST ARRIVED!!
Going to spend some time settling the Jail in, getting the officers acquainted with you loverly lot...and then...we'll see.
Mind how you go.
Have a loverly weekend.
G.O JAIL
October 6, 2025 at 11:07 AM
#gojailatarsehq
++RULES OF G.O. JAIL on BSKY++
We'll keep it simple:
1. Over-angsty posts will get 24 hours jail bar time
2. If Jail receives a report, HRH will consider it and hand down a verdict
3. We expect @ninstarfish.bsky.social to be a regular guest
4. Special Officer Bildaddy is fantabulous
++RULES OF G.O. JAIL on BSKY++
We'll keep it simple:
1. Over-angsty posts will get 24 hours jail bar time
2. If Jail receives a report, HRH will consider it and hand down a verdict
3. We expect @ninstarfish.bsky.social to be a regular guest
4. Special Officer Bildaddy is fantabulous
#gojailatarsehq
NO!!!
HRH was toying with you! He's still sending you to jail.
Tee hee and hahaha!
Now, did you eat that soup, as there's more where that came from.
G.O. JAIL
NO!!!
HRH was toying with you! He's still sending you to jail.
Tee hee and hahaha!
Now, did you eat that soup, as there's more where that came from.
G.O. JAIL
October 6, 2025 at 11:01 AM
#gojailatarsehq
NO!!!
HRH was toying with you! He's still sending you to jail.
Tee hee and hahaha!
Now, did you eat that soup, as there's more where that came from.
G.O. JAIL
NO!!!
HRH was toying with you! He's still sending you to jail.
Tee hee and hahaha!
Now, did you eat that soup, as there's more where that came from.
G.O. JAIL
#gojailatarsehq
Oh, young Star...
HRH has had a change of heart...he says he's going to let you off the jail time.
G.O. Jail
Oh, young Star...
HRH has had a change of heart...he says he's going to let you off the jail time.
G.O. Jail
October 6, 2025 at 10:54 AM
#gojailatarsehq
Oh, young Star...
HRH has had a change of heart...he says he's going to let you off the jail time.
G.O. Jail
Oh, young Star...
HRH has had a change of heart...he says he's going to let you off the jail time.
G.O. Jail