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mtgdad.bsky.social
It's not as if I didn't see this coming. Over the last few years, one key event was missing and while I hoped it'd be back this year, I was just told that's unlikely.

I guess I'll just have to post more #GoblinKing skeets.

That's a j/k. Y'all will just get the daily dose.
November 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 94!

Another one that made me chuckle. I really loved this movie.

@magiconline.bsky.social

(Sometimes we tag Magic Online just for variety and to remind them that I'm still here doing this thing)

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Two characters from the best Star Wars movie are having a conversation. The obvious baddie asks Why do you insist on bothering WotC about Goblin King? The morally superior but previous baddie responds it is a peaceful life.
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 93!

Here is what I hope is a welcome distraction.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Gandalf and Frodo are trying to read the one ring. It says Make Goblin King noble. Completely true and unedited from the movie.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 92!

There are going to be some in this next set that I have no idea what the source concept was. This is one of those.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Weird guy that looks a little too much like me is pointing at his t-shirt that says Make Goblin King noble. It's a mostly pen drawing of a bald -ish dude with glasses and facial hair.
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
I mean, I'd vote for it.

#GoblinKing
Sylized sign that says 'Goblin King for Emergency Errata'
November 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 91!

I sat down last night and crushed out another 30 or so memes to keep you all happy.

@magic.wizards.com

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Hipster Peter Griffin of Family Guy is writing a note to WotC asking them to fix Goblin King and maybe even arrange world peace, idk why.
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 90!

3 months! I've been on this journey for 3 months! Can I get an amen!?!

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Car salesman is pushing a car on a mark by saying it can fit so many nobles in it. As if it's a feature. Wait, maybe it is.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 89!

This sums it up nicely.

@magic.wizards.com

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2 panel see no one cares meme from Jurassic Park. No on cares that some people think Goblin King shouldn't be noble - just do it.
November 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 88!

So I hear y'all rocked the vote!?!

I'm so glad you mobilized and made good choices.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
A voter looks sad at the lack of choice, but we know they're going to choose to make Goblin King noble. It's only the right thing to do.
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 87!

Some of these just make me giggle.

@magic.wizards.com

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Scene from a dystopian movie franchise where a pompous guy with a dog says making Goblin King noble is so hot right now to a lady with pursed lips.
November 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 86!

ALT text for the win.

@magic.wizards.com

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2 panel comic where one guy is positive and upbeat and the other is just a drone. It's weird how the upbeat guy has HR called on him.
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
BONUS Day 85!

With Avatar on the horizon and a similar idea by @mentalmisplay.bsky.social, let's let Zuko answer one of the most important questions in Magic!

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Uncle Iroh asks Zuko in this two panel cartoon to look inward and begin asking the big questions - like, WHY ISN'T GOBLIN KING NOBLE!??
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 85!

Brains can be your enemy it seems.

On that note, do me a favor. Consider donating to a local food bank this week. Money or food (non-perishable staples preferred).

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
4 panel of my brain talking to me at night when I'm trying to sleep. Dumb brain, causing me to stay up for hours pondering why Goblin King isn't noble.
November 2, 2025 at 1:15 PM
frids.bsky.social
Happy late Halloween, everyone!!
I present you all an illustration with Isac dressed as the #GoblinKing ,and Amara as one of the curious goblins~
#halloween #Labyrinth #fanart #skyoc #ocart
November 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 84!

It had to be done.

Thank you friends and followers for making suggestions along the way!

@magic.wizards.com

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84 years meme of an older woman with white hair wondering why WotC won't issue errata for Goblin King.
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 83!

It was a little dreary yesterday, so here's something to reflect on that. The sun will come out tomorrow.

@magic.wizards.com

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Kermit the frog (a puppet) is staring out the window at a rainy day. The text is he is waiting for WotC to make Goblin King noble, implying the weather would be nicer if they did. He's probably right.
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
manlystreak.bsky.social
365 Days of Bowie: Day 303 - Within You

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAWR...

For today we’ve got a bit of Labyrinth!

#DavidBowie #DavidBowieDaily #WithinYou #Labyrinth #GoblinKing
Within You
YouTube video by David Bowie - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 82!

I'm not saying WotC is SpongeBob, only that a connection _could_ be made. I, on the other hand, am definitely Patrick Starfish.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
SpongeBob (WotC) reads something on a sheet of paper then tosses it into a fire. SpongeBob lives in a pineapple under the sea, so really - we aren't concerned that he doesn't get how important it is to recognize the nobility of Goblin King.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 81!

I promise, I'm not this big of a bore. Pretty big, sure.

@magic.wizards.com

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Office Space meme about TPS reports. Adapted to ask for Goblin King to be made noble.
October 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 80!

Chaos! Look, it's not my fault I'm the way that I am.

@magic.wizards.com

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2-panel meme. A happy young person arrives carrying pizza for his friends. I'm busy burning down an apartment over asking why Goblin King isn't noble yet.
October 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 79!

Cats are people too has never been more true.

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A cat in a suit drinking their morning coffee is contemplating bothering WotC about making Goblin King noble. The cat is quite bespoke.
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 78!

Good morning goblin fam!

@magic.wizards.com

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Eh, he's a not a great example of humanity but this meme is solid. Me. About to post. The post is about errata. Wanting Goblin King noble.
October 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 77!

Don't make me stand on a street corner with a random sign. I'll do it.

@magic.wizards.com

#GoblinKing
Man holds a sign above his head that says make Goblin King noble. The man is clearly fighting the good fight.
October 25, 2025 at 11:11 AM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 76!

WotC, personal growth comes in many forms. I live in hope.

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2 panel Simpsons meme where Principle Skinner (WotC) is wondering if they are wrong about Goblin King. Then they realize I must be. It's funny, because ... Well, understanding the source material IS the joke.
October 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
mtgdad.bsky.social
Day 75!

This is the first time I can remember seeing this meme. I assume it's from Twister.

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A tornado is bearing down on a distressed young man. I am the tornado, asking if Goblin King is noble yet. I think WotC is the young man. Or heck, y'all could be the young man.
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM