#fxmq
She's reading the books now! And so far for this group we've got XL, HC, FXMQ and imma try to convince another pal to be calamity XL so we can match when I'm Wu Ming >:))))
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
#tgcf FXMQ agree to take care of XL's prayers while hualian are on their honeymoon. It's like, twelve people, mostly the residents of Puqi village, but they take it seriously. Until they realize that most prayers to Xie Lian still come from Hua Cheng.
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm very much imagining prince!Lian here btw like this isn't fisherman/gardener Xie Lian in my head (though it fits them too) this is petmer!hua who lives in the tank in XLs room and flares aggressively at FXMQ 😈
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
LADY AND THE TRAMP HUALIAN NOODLES YEYEEESSSS
started because they both ordered their own meals but then hc offered a bite of his to xl and xl did the same to san lang and they were eventually sharing the two plates like they each had two dinners and fxmq are so DONE
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
hua cheng saying "im not thanking those assholes for a single thing, as far as im concerned this was all geges idea" and xl nods thoughtfully, well he Did order the pasta after all... and then they go back to making out against the wall

by the time they come back in, fxmq have finished eating and +
November 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
fxmq both dont Want to nor can they properly explain that... frankly, xie lian has not BEEN like this for thousands of years. you, you absolutely batshit mortal housing two souls and yes you are they LOOKED, you are doing something to the princess and they want to know want.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
shes like she used to be, she smiles and cooks terrible food and lounges around. its such whiplash for fxmq to see her like this and not... oozing pus or dripping teeth.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i realized the thing thats different in this au.....

xie lian thought wu ming was a man, because they were a soldier and xianle's army didnt allow women in it. princess xl (and her attendants) were the only ones allowed on battlefields because they were well, xl was a god and fxmq her subjects
November 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
the lungh (?) with fxmq scene is SO GOOD for some reason
i obsess over it every time. just UGH hc thinking theres no point in being agressive towards them and itd just reflect badly on xl..
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
oh nooooo their terrible tiny curse was extended somehow how could this have happened? oh how sad, thats more bottle jail opportunities for fxmq. horrible.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
LMAO NO UR SO RIGHT
fxmq are so concerned by this and xie lian is absolutely ecstatic at how much easier taking care of himself has gotten??

hc comes in on that like ",,, gege whats going on"
xl @ oh i was feeling a little under the weather and e'ming is making sure i can breathe :)
October 31, 2025 at 3:16 AM
xl: you really should get an ear cleaning sometime it does Wonders!! its quite pleasant

fxmq @ u let it go Where
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
yes :)
yes he is in there. all the time.

he would NEVER listen to fxmq when they said turn away but lil hong'er would do a nifty little spin the minute the prince asked him to look away. and yes, hes woken up a number of times and caught xl in states of undress, he scolds himself for it but +
October 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
HE MAKING SURE!!! GEGE CAN PICK UP ON IT!
and he has no reason to be subtle anymore, hes not hiding from xl nor is he concerned about fxmq knowing and putting a stop to it, thats too late. him and gege are already mwah mwahing all night, so its extra fun to upset fxmq with it
October 16, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The Other Thing about this stretch of time is that he Does Not want anyone seeing him like this. It's bad enough that the two Fucking Asshats(FXMQ) and the Trash responsible for putting Dianxia in the coffin in the first place(LQQ) saw him turn into this when it happened
October 13, 2025 at 4:34 AM
my fave thing to do in age gap hualian is make fxmq concerned about /xie lian/ being taken advantage of somehow and he's like "guys,,,, IM the older one. shouldnt you be worried about san lang...?"

fxmq: fuck no!!! he knows what hes doing!!
xl: uh. hmm. thats. hmmmmmmm.
October 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
fengqing week is such a nice treat because there's never a thing as too much fxmq
October 9, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I'm almost done with book 2 and GOD I am having so many feelings about Xianle era FXMQ
February 3, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Le dimanche soir c'est fait pour regarder les extraits rigolos de TGCF sur FXMQ comme si c'était une minisérie entre le JT et le film du soir
February 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
tfw they find out xls definition of a "real kiss" requires tongue or something and hc is so fucking smug while fxmq kind of didnt need to know that thanks????

btw it was totally xl kissed mq, fx kissed xl and fxmq just Happened while whisper arguing over a sleeping xl
June 5, 2025 at 7:21 AM
XL sitting quietly and politely during a heavenly meeting. FXMQ are suspicious bc he seems tense and he always starts fidgeting halfway through these things, but no one else notices anything wrong. Little do they know his sleeves are keeping his hands pinned in place and his princely trousers are
September 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
FXMQ looking at the bite on XLs shoulder and the one on HCs neck and immediately both getting pissed off while also going "I don't wanna fucking know"
November 19, 2025 at 5:25 AM
O HUA CHENG SOLANDO O FXMQ E LUTANDO SÉRIO PELA PRIMEIRA VEZ NA FRENTE DO XIE LIAN É TÃÃÃÃÃÃO BOM

HUA CHENG THE MAN THAT YOU ARE
June 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
ok what the hell why did i write so much DAYUM
chat is this accurate?? im not that great at characterising fxmq, but the meow qing brainworms were gripping me

in case it wasnt obvious. mq is in fact the cat. they get together... Somehow, fx LOVES to make fun of mq for his lil stunt to this day
September 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Truly a demon plant 🫡
Fxmq are too much of a"city slickers" to know better
(San lang also didn't know better when he came to visit the ranch and Gege had to pluck the needles out of his legs and nurse him back to health.... not that HC would ever complain about that)
December 7, 2025 at 8:28 PM