#fromthemouthofbabes
My 12yo did my hair and I was feeling myself! I then quickly got down on my almost 40yo aging and how it ain’t like it used to be:

“It’s not balding, Mama; it’s just receding a little.” 🥹

#youreright #almost40 #fromthemouthofbabes #parenting #motherhood
October 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Child: You’re always telling me to put things back where I found it…

…When are you gonna take dad back to the bar?

#FromTheMouthOfBabes
August 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
My 9yo has them but it's just something for his mom to yell at me about when I don't force him to use them when he plays video games

He doesn't think they make any difference

But again, he's 9

#fromthemouthofbabes
May 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Things my toddlers say... (At the ferry using our tickets) 'I'm paying the Government' and he isn't wrong 🤦‍♀️ #BoyMom #thingskidssay #lol #toddlerlife #fromthemouthofbabes #MomLife
March 1, 2025 at 5:29 AM
February 23, 2025 at 7:37 PM
What's sad is my 9yr old understands Felon 47 is a criminal, racist, sexist, power hungry idiot, but the majority of adults don't. Raise your babies to be free thinkers!! #fromthemouthofbabes #raisegoodhumans
February 8, 2025 at 2:33 AM
7yo who always has a lot to say, after taking a breath and someone else thinking it's safe to speak: "wait, I feel more words coming and I need to get them out." #fromthemouthofbabes
January 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
7yo while falling asleep: "mom, did you know women are the elemental creators of time?"

Me: "yup."

#fromthemouthofbabes
January 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
7yo: mama, can we try not to curse as much?

Me: yes honey, I'll try harder
#fromthemouthofbabes
January 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
7yo: can people not talk? I'm trying to multitask #fromthemouthofbabes
January 16, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I started HRT a few weeks ago and mentioned to my 16 year old daughter that I thought it was helping.

“Yeah, you’ve not been as bitchy recently”.

#realitycheck #menopauseisnofun #fromthemouthofbabes #honestteenagers #loveyoutoo
November 20, 2024 at 10:26 PM
#dear twitter: my kid just said "from the shows we have, people must think america is really dumb"... #fromthemouthofbabes
December 2, 2024 at 6:26 AM
#dear @google: my daughter says "if we can't find info on google - we're jacked." #fromthemouthofbabes
December 3, 2024 at 2:30 PM