At least our public ed. system is first in SOMETHING. #floriduh🤦♂️
"Florida's public schools will be the first to follow a conservative educational model developed by a group known for authoring Project 2025, now that the State Board of Education approved a new framework known as the Phoenix Declaration." www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Florida first in nation to adopt conservative educational plan from Heritage Foundation
Florida schools will follow a conservative educational model under the Phoenix Declaration, developed by the Heritage Foundation.
www.yahoo.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:22 AM
At least our public ed. system is first in SOMETHING. #floriduh🤦♂️
Reminder. #SnowbirdSeason. Wishing they wld NOT spend $$ in #FascistFlorida 🤦They DO suck up resources. Get your vaccines NOW. They SHOULD @ home vax. Everything will be more crowded. It's #floriduh #freedumb, so you won't see masks, and prob lots of coughing bc ppl don't stay home when sick🤦😫
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November 12, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Reminder. #SnowbirdSeason. Wishing they wld NOT spend $$ in #FascistFlorida 🤦They DO suck up resources. Get your vaccines NOW. They SHOULD @ home vax. Everything will be more crowded. It's #floriduh #freedumb, so you won't see masks, and prob lots of coughing bc ppl don't stay home when sick🤦😫
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Lemme guess… He’s coming here to Floriduh 🤦♀️
October 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Lemme guess… He’s coming here to Floriduh 🤦♀️
I'm sure Floriduh? would vote for more drama Lmao 😎😂🤦
October 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'm sure Floriduh? would vote for more drama Lmao 😎😂🤦
What could possibly go wrong?🤔🙄🤦♀️🤷♀️ I mean it is FloriDUH after all
I like to feel safe when I grocery shop, so I’ll be taking my dollars elsewhere.
Customers May Openly Carry Firearms in Florida’s Publix Stores, Company Says
The supermarket chain said it was complying with state law, including a ruling last month that overturned… www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
Customers May Openly Carry Firearms in Florida’s Publix Stores, Company Says
The supermarket chain said it was complying with state law, including a ruling last month that overturned… www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/u...
Customers May Openly Carry Firearms in Florida’s Publix Stores, Company Says
www.nytimes.com
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
What could possibly go wrong?🤔🙄🤦♀️🤷♀️ I mean it is FloriDUH after all
Especially here in FloriDUH because they build and rebuild in flood or previously flooded zones. (People kayak down the streets or in their yards) Or in Orlando, where a lake use to be. 🤦
October 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Especially here in FloriDUH because they build and rebuild in flood or previously flooded zones. (People kayak down the streets or in their yards) Or in Orlando, where a lake use to be. 🤦
Wow my state of Floriduh 🤬🤦♀️ @davidjolly.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Wow my state of Floriduh 🤬🤦♀️ @davidjolly.bsky.social
Who knew?!😅 It’s a foreign season here in FloriDUH! We will bring in fall with 90 today🤦♀️
September 22, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Who knew?!😅 It’s a foreign season here in FloriDUH! We will bring in fall with 90 today🤦♀️
I live in Floriduh… 🏝️ 🤦♀️
I completely understand. 🫶
I completely understand. 🫶
September 20, 2025 at 1:50 PM
I live in Floriduh… 🏝️ 🤦♀️
I completely understand. 🫶
I completely understand. 🫶
🤷♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Floriduh.
September 8, 2025 at 8:49 AM
🤷♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️ Floriduh.
FloriDUH! I can’t wait to move out of this state 🤦♀️
September 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
FloriDUH! I can’t wait to move out of this state 🤦♀️
It’s fun owning the libs!
But wait until their babies start to get sick and die or their jobs go away because Floriduh! What fools FAFO 🤦♀️
But wait until their babies start to get sick and die or their jobs go away because Floriduh! What fools FAFO 🤦♀️
September 4, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It’s fun owning the libs!
But wait until their babies start to get sick and die or their jobs go away because Floriduh! What fools FAFO 🤦♀️
But wait until their babies start to get sick and die or their jobs go away because Floriduh! What fools FAFO 🤦♀️
If we had sense, we’d forget the southern border and build a wall on the border with Floriduh. Floriduh is about to go through some things and should not be able to endanger the rest of us with their stupidity. 🤦♀️
P.S. And you know the MAGAts making this decision and their families are fully vaxxed.
P.S. And you know the MAGAts making this decision and their families are fully vaxxed.
September 3, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If we had sense, we’d forget the southern border and build a wall on the border with Floriduh. Floriduh is about to go through some things and should not be able to endanger the rest of us with their stupidity. 🤦♀️
P.S. And you know the MAGAts making this decision and their families are fully vaxxed.
P.S. And you know the MAGAts making this decision and their families are fully vaxxed.
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September 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
And the idiots in floriduh still elected him. 🤦♀️ WTAF floriduh??
August 31, 2025 at 4:35 PM
And the idiots in floriduh still elected him. 🤦♀️ WTAF floriduh??
Well, here in FloriDUH evidently the priority is erasing colored walkways in the middle of the night🤦♀️ Our tax 💰 at work🤬 They are all mental!
August 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Well, here in FloriDUH evidently the priority is erasing colored walkways in the middle of the night🤦♀️ Our tax 💰 at work🤬 They are all mental!
Because…of course the did. It’s Floriduh FFS 🤦
Florida removes rainbow crosswalk honoring victims of Pulse nightclub shooting
www.theguardian.com
Florida removes rainbow crosswalk honoring victims of Pulse nightclub shooting
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August 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Because…of course the did. It’s Floriduh FFS 🤦
Here in Floriduh already in the schools 🤬🙄🤦♀️
August 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Here in Floriduh already in the schools 🤬🙄🤦♀️
Of course Floriduh is the worst 🤬🤦♀️
July 14, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Of course Floriduh is the worst 🤬🤦♀️
Want to know the real kicker, Linda? Because St Pete was going to tear down and build the Tampa Bay Rays a new stadium and it was now after the end of the season, some numb nut on City Council decided to cancel the stadium's insurance policy. Then Hurricane Milton hit... 🤦♀️ #Floriduh
July 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Want to know the real kicker, Linda? Because St Pete was going to tear down and build the Tampa Bay Rays a new stadium and it was now after the end of the season, some numb nut on City Council decided to cancel the stadium's insurance policy. Then Hurricane Milton hit... 🤦♀️ #Floriduh
My state, leading the nation in fascism, per usual. #floriduh 🤦♂️
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said that the facility should be "ready for business" by the time Trump visits on Tuesday — despite the protests of pro-immigration, Indigenous and environmental groups.
Trump plans to visit Florida's new migrant detention center, 'Alligator Alcatraz'
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis said that the facility should be "ready for business" by the time Trump visits on Tuesday — despite the protests of pro-immigration, Indigenous and environmental groups.
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July 2, 2025 at 12:04 AM
My state, leading the nation in fascism, per usual. #floriduh 🤦♂️
Floriduh is banning Judy Blume??! JFC!
Are you there, god? It’s me, insanity. 🤦♀️
Are you there, god? It’s me, insanity. 🤦♀️
June 12, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Floriduh is banning Judy Blume??! JFC!
Are you there, god? It’s me, insanity. 🤦♀️
Are you there, god? It’s me, insanity. 🤦♀️