Hashtags kaputt, Internet-TV hängt und gleich sind die Erdnüsse alle. #firstworldproblems
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Hashtags kaputt, Internet-TV hängt und gleich sind die Erdnüsse alle. #firstworldproblems
Went to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I ended up relieving myself and coming straight back out like some kind of luddite.
#joke #firstworldproblems #cellphone
#joke #firstworldproblems #cellphone
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Went to the bathroom and forgot my phone. I ended up relieving myself and coming straight back out like some kind of luddite.
#joke #firstworldproblems #cellphone
#joke #firstworldproblems #cellphone
As someone not real tall clamping shower curtain rings shut is annoying. I thought S shaped hookers were a great solution at first, but unfortunately the curtain/liner comes off some of them. #firstworldproblems
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 PM
As someone not real tall clamping shower curtain rings shut is annoying. I thought S shaped hookers were a great solution at first, but unfortunately the curtain/liner comes off some of them. #firstworldproblems
Had a stress dream last night where my family was staying at a vacation rental and we realized we had five minutes to vacate. #FirstWorldProblems
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Had a stress dream last night where my family was staying at a vacation rental and we realized we had five minutes to vacate. #FirstWorldProblems
Long day and then sliced my index finger open with my wine key. Now can't biometrically sign into anything bc of the bandaid. #firstworldproblems
November 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Long day and then sliced my index finger open with my wine key. Now can't biometrically sign into anything bc of the bandaid. #firstworldproblems
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
#firstworldproblems aside? I did finish my Act III story beats for my #UCLA #Screenwriting class around 3am or so.
Will edit what I've done now. And hopefully? Submit the assignment with some hours to spare.
Will edit what I've done now. And hopefully? Submit the assignment with some hours to spare.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
#firstworldproblems aside? I did finish my Act III story beats for my #UCLA #Screenwriting class around 3am or so.
Will edit what I've done now. And hopefully? Submit the assignment with some hours to spare.
Will edit what I've done now. And hopefully? Submit the assignment with some hours to spare.
Eén nadeel aan een paar dagen in je eentje plat aan het zwembad. Kan mijn rug niet insmeren, dus na vandaag kan mijn rug niet meer in de zon. Dus alleen nog maar op mijn rug aan het zwembad morgen! #firstworldproblems
November 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Eén nadeel aan een paar dagen in je eentje plat aan het zwembad. Kan mijn rug niet insmeren, dus na vandaag kan mijn rug niet meer in de zon. Dus alleen nog maar op mijn rug aan het zwembad morgen! #firstworldproblems
#firstworldproblems
PSA: Not a good look for the local opera company when your gala concert ticket holder finds out on social media of a major cast change (pretty much the headliner), instead of via email. The SM post was put out 2 hours ago, and I still haven't received any email on this.
PSA: Not a good look for the local opera company when your gala concert ticket holder finds out on social media of a major cast change (pretty much the headliner), instead of via email. The SM post was put out 2 hours ago, and I still haven't received any email on this.
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
#firstworldproblems
PSA: Not a good look for the local opera company when your gala concert ticket holder finds out on social media of a major cast change (pretty much the headliner), instead of via email. The SM post was put out 2 hours ago, and I still haven't received any email on this.
PSA: Not a good look for the local opera company when your gala concert ticket holder finds out on social media of a major cast change (pretty much the headliner), instead of via email. The SM post was put out 2 hours ago, and I still haven't received any email on this.
Did laundry last night and found mad clothes I forgot about. #FirstWorldProblems.
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Did laundry last night and found mad clothes I forgot about. #FirstWorldProblems.
From the vault: #firstworldproblems rebuildingrob.com/2025/10/20/r...
Rob’s First World problems
These are are frivolous things I’m complaining about. They are luxuries that are not going 100% my way. They are Rob’s first world problems…
rebuildingrob.com
November 10, 2025 at 12:47 AM
From the vault: #firstworldproblems rebuildingrob.com/2025/10/20/r...
With most websites, refreshing a page after you've been logged out gives you a nice, tidy redirect - if not to a login screen, then the home page.
McGraw-Hill gives you a big, fat 404 error.
Get with the times, y'all! #FirstWorldProblems
McGraw-Hill gives you a big, fat 404 error.
Get with the times, y'all! #FirstWorldProblems
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 PM
With most websites, refreshing a page after you've been logged out gives you a nice, tidy redirect - if not to a login screen, then the home page.
McGraw-Hill gives you a big, fat 404 error.
Get with the times, y'all! #FirstWorldProblems
McGraw-Hill gives you a big, fat 404 error.
Get with the times, y'all! #FirstWorldProblems
I now have more streaming service subscriptions than I have original thoughts on a Sunday morning.
And I still can't find anything to watch.
The endless scrolling is the main event now.
#WeekendVibes #Streaming #FirstWorldProblems #Sunday
And I still can't find anything to watch.
The endless scrolling is the main event now.
#WeekendVibes #Streaming #FirstWorldProblems #Sunday
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I now have more streaming service subscriptions than I have original thoughts on a Sunday morning.
And I still can't find anything to watch.
The endless scrolling is the main event now.
#WeekendVibes #Streaming #FirstWorldProblems #Sunday
And I still can't find anything to watch.
The endless scrolling is the main event now.
#WeekendVibes #Streaming #FirstWorldProblems #Sunday
I need a new fridge freezer. There are so many and those of the capacity I need will not fit in the space...
#FirstWorldProblems
#FirstWorldProblems
November 8, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I need a new fridge freezer. There are so many and those of the capacity I need will not fit in the space...
#FirstWorldProblems
#FirstWorldProblems
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
#firstworldproblems ... sorry Bart: geniet!
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
#firstworldproblems ... sorry Bart: geniet!
Digging for new cool Christmas tunes is still nice and worth it, but the amount of AI-generated stuff is staggering. Last year I needed a machete to cut down the bland songs, today you'll need a bulldozer. #firstworldproblems
November 7, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Digging for new cool Christmas tunes is still nice and worth it, but the amount of AI-generated stuff is staggering. Last year I needed a machete to cut down the bland songs, today you'll need a bulldozer. #firstworldproblems
why is the mastodon app suddenly asking me if I'm sure I want to boost something, i already pressed the boost button, ffs.
how fkng annoying. is there a way of changing it?
#firstworldproblems #mastodon
how fkng annoying. is there a way of changing it?
#firstworldproblems #mastodon
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
why is the mastodon app suddenly asking me if I'm sure I want to boost something, i already pressed the boost button, ffs.
how fkng annoying. is there a way of changing it?
#firstworldproblems #mastodon
how fkng annoying. is there a way of changing it?
#firstworldproblems #mastodon
Thanks. Somehow we chose a cafe with a screaming baby inside, and outside a group of noisy school kids who were all left with a couple of dads, who were then tasked with getting them to school. They were at the next table...after we sat down. /sigh #firstworldproblems
November 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Thanks. Somehow we chose a cafe with a screaming baby inside, and outside a group of noisy school kids who were all left with a couple of dads, who were then tasked with getting them to school. They were at the next table...after we sat down. /sigh #firstworldproblems
Det er altså #firstworldproblems - hvis man bliver "helt og aldeles fucked som familie" pga. af det.
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Det er altså #firstworldproblems - hvis man bliver "helt og aldeles fucked som familie" pga. af det.
Das ist wirklich sehr schade und eins der dringensten Probleme noch vor Kinderarmut, sinkenden Reallöhnen und Mietenwahnsinn.
#firstworldproblems
#firstworldproblems
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Das ist wirklich sehr schade und eins der dringensten Probleme noch vor Kinderarmut, sinkenden Reallöhnen und Mietenwahnsinn.
#firstworldproblems
#firstworldproblems
Voldsom dag, torsdag d. 6. november 2025 blev åbenbart dagen, hvor jeg fik en holdning til børnepasning i og omkring Bramming.
Vi er ved at udvikle os til en lille nation af snotforkælet egoister.
#firstworldproblems
jv.dk/esbjerg/4-2-...
Vi er ved at udvikle os til en lille nation af snotforkælet egoister.
#firstworldproblems
jv.dk/esbjerg/4-2-...
4,2 km til børnehaven - mor kritiserer kommunen: - Afstanden betyder voldsomt meget for os
Charlotte Jørgensen fik ikke en plads i en af de fire midtby-børnehaver i Bramming til sin ældste søn, men er anvist Troldehulen i Hunderup – 4,2 km fra hjemmet i Kildeparken. Hun mener, afstanden væl...
jv.dk
November 6, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Voldsom dag, torsdag d. 6. november 2025 blev åbenbart dagen, hvor jeg fik en holdning til børnepasning i og omkring Bramming.
Vi er ved at udvikle os til en lille nation af snotforkælet egoister.
#firstworldproblems
jv.dk/esbjerg/4-2-...
Vi er ved at udvikle os til en lille nation af snotforkælet egoister.
#firstworldproblems
jv.dk/esbjerg/4-2-...
I find it so weird and disconcerting that porcupines climb trees. #Firstworldproblems
Introducing Ozzy! This prehensile-tailed porcupine, Zoo Boise's newest resident, is already becoming a star. 🌠
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
Settling into the renovated Small Animal Kingdom's Rainforest Building, Ozzy likes to nimbly climb and flip around his habitat’s canopy.
📷: Lead zookeeper Taylor S
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I find it so weird and disconcerting that porcupines climb trees. #Firstworldproblems
Je sais pas quoi manger ce soir mais j'ai fait une proposition pour faire jouer un groupe en novembre 2026 ☠️ #firstworldproblems
November 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Je sais pas quoi manger ce soir mais j'ai fait une proposition pour faire jouer un groupe en novembre 2026 ☠️ #firstworldproblems