"Stop Fingering Cinnamon Buns: Bring Your Dopamine Levels Back to Baseline." New #fakenonfiction by Jackson Mattocks on Defenestration: bit.ly/3M47Fyv #DefenestrationMagazine
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"Stop Fingering Cinnamon Buns: Bring Your Dopamine Levels Back to Baseline." New #fakenonfiction by Jackson Mattocks on Defenestration: bit.ly/3M47Fyv #DefenestrationMagazine
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January 21, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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"McRueful's - Where Every Night is Ladies' Night!" New #fakenonfiction by L. L. Babb on Defenestration: bit.ly/4pHEUFE #DefenestrationMagazine
January 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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"Rejection Blues." New #fakenonfiction by Michael Pauchet on Defenestration: bit.ly/4swKqxd #DefenestrationMagazine
January 7, 2026 at 11:36 PM
"Rejection Blues." New #fakenonfiction by Michael Pauchet on Defenestration: bit.ly/4swKqxd #DefenestrationMagazine
"Please Just Let Me, A Rapidly Expiring Banana, Get Baked." New #fakenonfiction by Diane Durant on Defenestration: bit.ly/4j2dZT3 #DefenestrationMagazine
December 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
"Please Just Let Me, A Rapidly Expiring Banana, Get Baked." New #fakenonfiction by Diane Durant on Defenestration: bit.ly/4j2dZT3 #DefenestrationMagazine
"Charlie the Tuna Just Wants to Die." New #fakenonfiction by Ken Pisani on Defenestration: bit.ly/4pzI6nt #DefenestrationMagazine
December 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
"Charlie the Tuna Just Wants to Die." New #fakenonfiction by Ken Pisani on Defenestration: bit.ly/4pzI6nt #DefenestrationMagazine
"What Was That Loud Sound? – A ‘Your Neighbors’ Discussion Board." New #fakenonfiction by Kate Maxlow on Defenestration: bit.ly/4oyfsBM #DefenestrationMagazine
December 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"What Was That Loud Sound? – A ‘Your Neighbors’ Discussion Board." New #fakenonfiction by Kate Maxlow on Defenestration: bit.ly/4oyfsBM #DefenestrationMagazine
"This is Not About Your Hunchback." New #fakenonfiction by Billy D on Defenestration: bit.ly/4io6mGl #DefenestrationMagazine
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"This is Not About Your Hunchback." New #fakenonfiction by Billy D on Defenestration: bit.ly/4io6mGl #DefenestrationMagazine
"Why 'Masticate' Isn’t the Same Thing as 'Chew.'" New #fakenonfiction by Rick Kast on Defenestration: bit.ly/481IjIj #DefenestrationMagazine
November 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Why 'Masticate' Isn’t the Same Thing as 'Chew.'" New #fakenonfiction by Rick Kast on Defenestration: bit.ly/481IjIj #DefenestrationMagazine
"Eau de Whole." New #fakenonfiction by Susan S. Levine on Defenestration: bit.ly/3XcKDrf #DefenestrationMagazine
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Eau de Whole." New #fakenonfiction by Susan S. Levine on Defenestration: bit.ly/3XcKDrf #DefenestrationMagazine
"Our Music Used To Be About the Car Commercials, Man!" New #fakenonfiction by Matt Bower on Defenestration: bit.ly/4opKi05 #DefenestrationMagazine
November 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
"Our Music Used To Be About the Car Commercials, Man!" New #fakenonfiction by Matt Bower on Defenestration: bit.ly/4opKi05 #DefenestrationMagazine
"User Guide for the XR-7 Series K Time Machine." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Talbot Evans on Defenestration: bit.ly/47Bs04X #DefenestrationMagazine
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
"User Guide for the XR-7 Series K Time Machine." New #fakenonfiction by Scott Talbot Evans on Defenestration: bit.ly/47Bs04X #DefenestrationMagazine
"Today’s Top 5 Headlines—October 2025." New #fakenonfiction by Emma McNamara on Defenestration: bit.ly/3WllCJT #DefenestrationMagazine
October 22, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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"A Peer-Reviewed Study on Why You’re Always Being Watched by a Crow." New #fakenonfiction by Sabyasachi Roy on Defenestration: bit.ly/4oo0Jtv 🐦⬛ #DefenestrationMagazine
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"A Peer-Reviewed Study on Why You’re Always Being Watched by a Crow." New #fakenonfiction by Sabyasachi Roy on Defenestration: bit.ly/4oo0Jtv 🐦⬛ #DefenestrationMagazine
"Library Death Throes: Panic Breaks Out Among the Books Themselves." New #fakenonfiction by Fred D. White on Defenestration: bit.ly/43bUsZA #DefenestrationMagazine
October 8, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Library Death Throes: Panic Breaks Out Among the Books Themselves." New #fakenonfiction by Fred D. White on Defenestration: bit.ly/43bUsZA #DefenestrationMagazine
"World History for Young Lobsters." New #fakenonfiction by Chris Malloy on Defenestration: bit.ly/4myuFSs #DefenestrationMagazine 🦞
September 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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"Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants." New #fakenonfiction by Dan Dellechiaie on Defenestration: bit.ly/47xv0AV #DefenestrationMagazine
September 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Woodle, Shakespeare of the Ants." New #fakenonfiction by Dan Dellechiaie on Defenestration: bit.ly/47xv0AV #DefenestrationMagazine
"We Are Two Young, Photogenic and Yet Judgmental and Ethically Compromised People Who Hike in Breathtaking Locales (While You’re Stuck at Home)." New #fakenonfiction by Mark Ifanson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3I2Nejm #DefenestrationMagazine
September 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"We Are Two Young, Photogenic and Yet Judgmental and Ethically Compromised People Who Hike in Breathtaking Locales (While You’re Stuck at Home)." New #fakenonfiction by Mark Ifanson on Defenestration: bit.ly/3I2Nejm #DefenestrationMagazine
"An Explanation for the Gaps on My Resume or How I Failed My Way Up in Hollywood." New #fakenonfiction by Darcy Cagen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3JDLIVc #DefenestrationMagazine
August 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
"An Explanation for the Gaps on My Resume or How I Failed My Way Up in Hollywood." New #fakenonfiction by Darcy Cagen on Defenestration: bit.ly/3JDLIVc #DefenestrationMagazine
"Life in the Land of Lost Causes." New #fakenonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/45yAIQa #DefenestrationMagazine
August 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
"Life in the Land of Lost Causes." New #fakenonfiction by James B. Kobak, Jr., on Defenestration: bit.ly/45yAIQa #DefenestrationMagazine
“From the Disney Story Department: Premises of Even More Sequels No One Asked For." New #fakenonfiction by Andria Kennedy on Defenestration: bit.ly/41vseYS #DefenestrationMagazine
August 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“From the Disney Story Department: Premises of Even More Sequels No One Asked For." New #fakenonfiction by Andria Kennedy on Defenestration: bit.ly/41vseYS #DefenestrationMagazine
"We Live Next Door and We Are Inspired by How Hard You Party." New #fakenonfiction by Alex Dermody on Defenestration: bit.ly/4oftmK5 #DefenestrationMagazine
July 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
"We Live Next Door and We Are Inspired by How Hard You Party." New #fakenonfiction by Alex Dermody on Defenestration: bit.ly/4oftmK5 #DefenestrationMagazine
"The Placebo Meadows Lectures: Series 3." New #fakenonfiction by Stan Dryer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4kzGp6a #DefenestrationMagazine
July 9, 2025 at 7:59 PM
"The Placebo Meadows Lectures: Series 3." New #fakenonfiction by Stan Dryer on Defenestration: bit.ly/4kzGp6a #DefenestrationMagazine
"The Agatha Christie Fan Club." New #fakenonfiction by Max Kesselheim on Defenestration: bit.ly/4l9IIxF #DefenestrationMagazine
July 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
"The Agatha Christie Fan Club." New #fakenonfiction by Max Kesselheim on Defenestration: bit.ly/4l9IIxF #DefenestrationMagazine
"Never-Exerciser To Elite Marathoner In Two Weeks Thanks To My Motorized Foot-Mover." New #fakenonfiction by Tobi Pledger on Defenestration: bit.ly/4n9yIpH #DefenestrationMagazine
June 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Never-Exerciser To Elite Marathoner In Two Weeks Thanks To My Motorized Foot-Mover." New #fakenonfiction by Tobi Pledger on Defenestration: bit.ly/4n9yIpH #DefenestrationMagazine