#f-zero
na scrim moment 🦑💢 #compsplatoon
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I FINALLY WON AT F ZERO GX AFTER ALL THIS TIME
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
when f-zero games call captain falcon a bounty hunter, what they actually mean is that he is an altruistic mother figure
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Don’t you think that it is so f*cking weird that Trump is hiding the truth?

If there was nothing to hide between him and Epstein, then he should have ZERO issues with releasing the FULL Epstein files.

He’s afraid.
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It's Captain Falcon from the forgotten-by-Nintendo game F-Zero
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Ukrainian forces just pulled off a textbook deception operation near Myrnohrad

Massive counterattacks along Dobropillia forced Russians to shift from offense to defense, creating a window to safely rotate troops and deliver supplies with zero losses

euromaidanpress.com/2025/11/14/f...
Frontline report: Ukraine executes textbook deception maneuver to reinforce embattled Myrnohrad
Massive Ukrainian counterattacks along the Dobropillia frontline forced Russian forces to shift from offense to defense, creating a critical window for Ukrainian troops to rotate forces and deliver…
euromaidanpress.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
F-ZERO GX is one of the greatest games because it has 40 playable characters that aside from around 5 or 6 of them nobody has ever really thought that much about, and gives all of them voice acted interviews and their own theme song and short film. this game Loves guys like "Octo Man" and "Billy"
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 AM
That especially highlights how weird Nintendo are about Metroid. It's not that they don't understand the concept. There are tons of bounty hunting space adventurers in Japanese media, and even a bunch in F-Zero, I believe?

They just act like the entire writing/lore team are concussed for Metroid.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Box score should have a zero in the "FG" column for Ja tonight, because there are zero F--s being given right now.
Coward messes up following the cutter, but there’s no defensive pressure here on a very simple ball screen.
November 12, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Zero push back.

"Where is the Republican health care plan?"
"Pres. Trump has talked about it."

Aaaaand nothing. Nada. No follow up like, "what has he said?" or "what are the specifics of it?".

Abso-f**king-loutly nothing.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Dreamt that I saw every F-Zero character dancing in a Beyonce music video.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How does a Pokemon compete in F-Zero?

Damn well, thank you very much!

It's weird this vibe fits her so well but I like it
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Thank God the crime syndicate the morons elected are too stupid to know that their *strategies* are SO DAMN UNPOPULAR we will have a massive turnout. The problem will be with the usual suspects. Pay them zero attention bc they will be insufferable trying to tank the joint. Yet again. F them.
November 16, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Name 4 dormant/dead franchises you want to be brought back.
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Saudades F-Zero X 😔
November 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Impeccable that Nintendo's added a chatty sidekick to Metroid. My suggestions for other games:

Actual lions in Pokemon

The diseased monkey from Outbreak in Donkey Kong

Max Verstappen in F-Zero
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
f-zero GX: we have assembled everyone who would work on an animated music video for Polysics across all universes
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 AM
There are three principal Nintendo Franchises that Nintendo itself 0% understands and that have succeded in spite of Nintendo, somehow. They are: Star Fox, F Zero, and Metroid.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
can we get an f zero game where you just go around the city beating the hell out of people as captain falcon to get enough money to enter into the races
November 16, 2025 at 12:31 AM
IT'S TIME! The F-Zero GX Very Hard Birthday Stream #2 at twitch.tv/jazzyfuture! Let's finish this. Hopefully. Chapter 7's rough!
November 16, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I like racing games I think. This isn’t even all of them.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
saw someone in the youtube chat for the state of play say "f-zero remastered"

the world is beautiful
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Me in public: My headphones:
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
#ScathingAtheist 663: “Formula Zero” Edition

🔊: audioboom.com/posts/880567...

In this week’s episode, religion scores an F for Feeding hungry babies, Ne Millin Mms would like to buy a vowel and about 990,000 moms, and Don Ford will be here to help us go through Jesus’s mail some more.
November 13, 2025 at 4:53 PM
HE'S ON CHAPTER 8 LET'S FUCKING GO
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM