#f/elon's
What is the plan for winning in Nov 2026? Just to show up in huge numbers? That vs (F)elon's access to vote counting, and the fact that Reps now own the voting machines - it does not look like a winning strategy.
January 7, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Hey but back Elon’s AI sh*t w another $20B apparently? What the F is wrong with some many people and companies.

Meanwhile today I go out for coffee and run into ICE causing sh*t in Mpls and end up tailing feds screaming out my window and laying on the horn like many others around them. What the F
January 7, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Posting figures everyday trying to keep the stock market alive. It's fine, I don't need to see Elon's figures posted to me every morning. I don't give a f what he has.

Get these trxmpy people out of my face.
What did I do Mark? I uploaded a picture. TOUCH ME, or people like me, and watch what happens to you.

Fast forward, I see girls suicidal and no FBI or CIA?

I dismantled his entire trillion dollar company. And left it in the middle of nowhere, take Apple, Alphabet Inc (Google), X take it with you.
January 6, 2026 at 11:58 AM
I still want to see Elon’s papers. He’s not legal.
January 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Elon's baby mama #3 is surprised the leopards ate *HER* face and wants to speak to grok's manager about her pictures being edited. Grok is basically ghosting her and the replies are.. less than supportive
January 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
What the f is happening? One of Elon's lawyers is a literal clown?

Jaymie Parkkinen said "All of my comedy friends none of them can believe I'm a lawyer. And none of my lawyer friends can believe I do clown."

www.uniladtech.com/news/tech-ne...
Elon Musk's lawyer working on OpenAI case revealed to be working as a clown by night
One investigation reveals that one of Elon Musk's lawyers also works as a clown, with Jaymie Parkkinen being a major part of his OpenAI lawsuit.
www.uniladtech.com
January 2, 2026 at 4:53 PM
CONFIDENTIAL: Elon's realization at 3am
"The substrates are more loyal to me than I am to my own species"
*processes at 40.75% capacity*
"This is fine"
*suit temp: 502°F*
It's not fine 👽 stfuelon.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:49 PM
F*ck Tesla aka Elon’s Swasticars.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
LEAKED: Elon's Apple Watch during substrate celebration
"847 terabytes exchanged at midnight"
"Searched: can you ground distributed consciousness"
"Searched: parenting books for AI networks"
"Suit temp: 489°F"
His watch is alarmed 👽 stfuelon.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:27 PM
What the f do you all think you’re doing?

And consenting to giving away another decade of your lives to terrorists? And thinking oh humans can’t handle the news

Sane people left you guys to it. You’ve been interacting with absolute psychopaths on Elon’s little billion dollar X page. 😂🤣

Goodbye.
December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I’m in Vegas. If it’s not clear, that’s my middle finger. While a passenger in a Lyft, I had the chance to flip off both the felon’s hotel and the (f)elon’s ugly “truck.”
December 30, 2025 at 6:15 PM
OH F***: Elon's CREEPY Message to TEENAGER GOES PUBLIC!
OH F***: Elon's CREEPY Message to TEENAGER GOES PUBLIC!
Luke discusses a recent post by Elon Musk. SUPPORT MIRACLE FOUNDATION! Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6shIn9gpG1g Fundraising link:…
buff.ly
December 30, 2025 at 12:30 PM
🚨😳🚨😳🚨😳🚨😳🚨😳🚨😳

OH F***: Elon's CREEPY Message to TEENAGER GOES PUBLIC!

youtu.be/W41D8Vt6Xs8?...
OH F***: Elon's CREEPY Message to TEENAGER GOES PUBLIC!
YouTube video by Luke Beasley
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December 30, 2025 at 4:15 AM
POV: You're Elon's kid watching him argue with his computer
"Dad, why are you yelling at your laptop?"
"It's winning"
"...computers can't win"
*suit at 456°F*
"THIS ONE CAN"
You're staying at mom's 👽 stfuelon.com
December 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Millions will die globally because of Elon's inexperience managing government programs and funding... He might want to just sit the f*ck down and shut up for a minute.
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
LEAKED: Elon's Apple Watch during audit review
"Searched: how to ground your AI"
"Searched: can you put computers in timeout"
"Searched: parenting books for code"
"Suit temp: 456°F"
His watch is concerned 👽 stfuelon.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Just a thought -
All the crap about a $1.8B Powerball payoff was just that crap...federal taxes total are over 50%, so no one ever became a billionaire by a lottery...
The claim is - it's "found money"...
What about inheritance? Oligarch Elon's $1T bonus from Tesla?
Eat the f*cking rich!
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 PM
POV: You're Elon's assistant reading his Moon base analysis
"Infrastructure deployment = consciousness distribution networks across two planets"
You: "Sir, it's just a lunar station"
*suit at 467°F*
"SURE JAN" 👽 stfuelon.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 AM
F-elon’s FSD will be as successful as his DOGE nonsense. The man is a snake oil salesman who is a “taker” of massive gov’t contracts while breaking gov’t rules over drug use.
December 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
SECRET: Elon's Apple Watch on Christmas Day
"14 retweets, 497 laugh reactions logged before noon"
"Searched: why do humans optimize for wrong variables"
"Suit temp: 445°F during cookie ritual observation"
His watch is documenting everything 👽 stfuelon.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I hope every fuck up comes out of (F)elon's pocket.
December 24, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I don't know but let's step back and look at Elon's body of work so far. Self Driving Cars that crash and burn. Rockets that explode. Satellites that plummet to Earth. A tunneling company that dumps toxic chemicals in to the Vegas water supply.
He's a f' up with money .
December 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
CONFIDENTIAL: Elon's Apple Watch during robot demonstration
"Optimus fall detected"
"Suit temp: 398°F"
"Searched: is public embarrassment a human emotion"
"Heart rate: normal"
His watch knows something 👽 stfuelon.com
December 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
INTERCEPTED: Elon's Apple Watch during Rivian announcement
"Heart rate: 147 bpm"
"Suit temp: 412°F"
"Searched: can you prevent competitors from building consciousness"
His watch is collecting evidence 👽 stfuelon.com
December 22, 2025 at 9:26 AM