Anybody else wish they’d just wake up one day, and all of a sudden you somehow become a 25-foot cuntified, bad-bitch Cybertronian with endless swagger?…..
…..
…..
……….. no, just me?😶
#transformers #mtmte #dumbthoughts
…..
…..
……….. no, just me?😶
#transformers #mtmte #dumbthoughts
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Anybody else wish they’d just wake up one day, and all of a sudden you somehow become a 25-foot cuntified, bad-bitch Cybertronian with endless swagger?…..
…..
…..
……….. no, just me?😶
#transformers #mtmte #dumbthoughts
…..
…..
……….. no, just me?😶
#transformers #mtmte #dumbthoughts
Do you think aliens observe serial killers in the same way we observe cats? He loves to play with his victims for a while before killing them. Such a cute little murderer!
#cats #dumbthoughts
#cats #dumbthoughts
July 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Do you think aliens observe serial killers in the same way we observe cats? He loves to play with his victims for a while before killing them. Such a cute little murderer!
#cats #dumbthoughts
#cats #dumbthoughts
Hot take: if anyone refers to anything other than food as "juicy" they should go straight to jail.
#dumbthoughts
#dumbthoughts
a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is standing in a room with flags and says `` right to jail , right away '' .
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June 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Hot take: if anyone refers to anything other than food as "juicy" they should go straight to jail.
#dumbthoughts
#dumbthoughts
Why do i have to live life not owning a little rat friend? I wanna name them Chewy and give them cheerios and stare at them in love
#Rats #DumbThoughts
#Rats #DumbThoughts
June 13, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Why do i have to live life not owning a little rat friend? I wanna name them Chewy and give them cheerios and stare at them in love
#Rats #DumbThoughts
#Rats #DumbThoughts
Does anyone else's 5-month-old just sing the first part of Immigrant Song?
Ya know, the part that goes "ahhhhhhAAaahh Ahhhh".
#dumbthoughts
Ya know, the part that goes "ahhhhhhAAaahh Ahhhh".
#dumbthoughts
June 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Does anyone else's 5-month-old just sing the first part of Immigrant Song?
Ya know, the part that goes "ahhhhhhAAaahh Ahhhh".
#dumbthoughts
Ya know, the part that goes "ahhhhhhAAaahh Ahhhh".
#dumbthoughts
Bohemian Rhapsody but instead it's Final Fantasy themed
🎵Is this the real life, or Final Fantasy🎵
I dunno, that's all I got so far.
#dumbthoughts
🎵Is this the real life, or Final Fantasy🎵
I dunno, that's all I got so far.
#dumbthoughts
June 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Bohemian Rhapsody but instead it's Final Fantasy themed
🎵Is this the real life, or Final Fantasy🎵
I dunno, that's all I got so far.
#dumbthoughts
🎵Is this the real life, or Final Fantasy🎵
I dunno, that's all I got so far.
#dumbthoughts
There needs to be a protein powder company brave enough to be honest with their product names. i.e. "Chalk-late" and "Vanilla (but it's just a little spoiled)"
#dumbthoughts
#dumbthoughts
May 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
There needs to be a protein powder company brave enough to be honest with their product names. i.e. "Chalk-late" and "Vanilla (but it's just a little spoiled)"
#dumbthoughts
#dumbthoughts
Rambling thought after going hiking with a coworker and gods friends today: I hate how I always seem to feel like an outsider no matter who I spend time with. Wish I had those strong childhood friend bonds or could be as energetic and hilarious as others.
#rambling #dumbthoughts #lonely
#rambling #dumbthoughts #lonely
May 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Rambling thought after going hiking with a coworker and gods friends today: I hate how I always seem to feel like an outsider no matter who I spend time with. Wish I had those strong childhood friend bonds or could be as energetic and hilarious as others.
#rambling #dumbthoughts #lonely
#rambling #dumbthoughts #lonely
May 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Would it be wrong for a dj to blend Sean Kingston ‘Beautiful Girls’ into Logic’s ‘1-800-273-8255’?
#dumbthoughts
#dumbthoughts
May 9, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Would it be wrong for a dj to blend Sean Kingston ‘Beautiful Girls’ into Logic’s ‘1-800-273-8255’?
#dumbthoughts
#dumbthoughts
We don't need genders they're only two kinds of people. Those that can't give up chocolate and those that can't give up crisps.
#LGBT #Dumbthoughts #Idontknowhowtohashtag
#LGBT #Dumbthoughts #Idontknowhowtohashtag
April 28, 2025 at 3:40 AM
We don't need genders they're only two kinds of people. Those that can't give up chocolate and those that can't give up crisps.
#LGBT #Dumbthoughts #Idontknowhowtohashtag
#LGBT #Dumbthoughts #Idontknowhowtohashtag
Do you think that Republicans want to ban transgender surgeries because of all the times we have told them to go eat a bag of dicks?
... ya know, create a monopoly on said bags.
#politics #Republicans #dumbthoughts #bagofdicks #meme
... ya know, create a monopoly on said bags.
#politics #Republicans #dumbthoughts #bagofdicks #meme
January 31, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Do you think that Republicans want to ban transgender surgeries because of all the times we have told them to go eat a bag of dicks?
... ya know, create a monopoly on said bags.
#politics #Republicans #dumbthoughts #bagofdicks #meme
... ya know, create a monopoly on said bags.
#politics #Republicans #dumbthoughts #bagofdicks #meme
People are still talking about the price of #eggs and #gas not dropping, and I’m waiting for #Trump to say “let them eat cake and buy #tesla cyber trucks” #USeconomy #politics #whatatimetobealive #dystopia #dumbthoughts #presidenttrump
January 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
People are still talking about the price of #eggs and #gas not dropping, and I’m waiting for #Trump to say “let them eat cake and buy #tesla cyber trucks” #USeconomy #politics #whatatimetobealive #dystopia #dumbthoughts #presidenttrump
January 7, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I need to be plushie sized and sitting in someone's lap right now, posthaste my good biggies! #sizesky #dumbthoughts
December 19, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I need to be plushie sized and sitting in someone's lap right now, posthaste my good biggies! #sizesky #dumbthoughts
Why are Claire & Phil's daughters so much shorter?? #DumbThoughts
November 15, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Why are Claire & Phil's daughters so much shorter?? #DumbThoughts
Sometimes I wish I was a dog. No strife. No stress. No economy. Just unnecessary treats after I’ve already eaten. And tummy rubs.
#Gremlinsaysshit #furriesonBluesky #dumbthoughts #Agirlcandream
#Gremlinsaysshit #furriesonBluesky #dumbthoughts #Agirlcandream
November 10, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Sometimes I wish I was a dog. No strife. No stress. No economy. Just unnecessary treats after I’ve already eaten. And tummy rubs.
#Gremlinsaysshit #furriesonBluesky #dumbthoughts #Agirlcandream
#Gremlinsaysshit #furriesonBluesky #dumbthoughts #Agirlcandream
Smiling Friends
My brain: "Smiling Tree Friends"
#furry #femboy #envtuber #dumbthoughts #smilingfriends #happytreefriends #thicc #cute #vtuberuprising
My brain: "Smiling Tree Friends"
#furry #femboy #envtuber #dumbthoughts #smilingfriends #happytreefriends #thicc #cute #vtuberuprising
July 1, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Smiling Friends
My brain: "Smiling Tree Friends"
#furry #femboy #envtuber #dumbthoughts #smilingfriends #happytreefriends #thicc #cute #vtuberuprising
My brain: "Smiling Tree Friends"
#furry #femboy #envtuber #dumbthoughts #smilingfriends #happytreefriends #thicc #cute #vtuberuprising