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“If it’s free, you’re the product.”

Cute.

But you’re also the labour, the resource, and the test subject. 🥃

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Why the “you’re the product” thing is only half the horror
They say: “If it’s free, you’re the product.” Cute. But the truth is worse: you’re not just the product, you’re the raw material, the factory, and the fuel that keeps the machine drunk on your atten
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October 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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You call it #decentralised finance.

#Plato would call it The Cave with #Wi-Fi.

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Plato would have hated your crypto investment strategy
If Plato were alive, he wouldn’t be buying Dogecoin, he’d be dragging your entire Discord server into the Allegory of the Cave and smashing your digital wallet against the cave wall.
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October 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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#Success isn’t a finish line.

#Failure isn’t a death sentence.

The real victory is refusing to stop.

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Churchill, courage, and the art of carrying on
Success fades, failure stings, but the courage to continue, that’s the real intoxication. A boozy meditation on motion, meaning, and Churchill’s enduring wisdom.
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October 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Every ‘deep thinker’ with a podcast is just a thesaurus in a turtleneck.

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Why every self-proclaimed ‘deep thinker’ is just a jargon machine
When philosophy becomes performance art, and ‘depth’ means stacking buzzwords like empty shot glasses, it’s time to call everyone’s bluff.
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October 16, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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#Integrity is doing the right thing when no one’s watching … or when they are, and you’re still tipsy.

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Blessed are the humble, for they shall probably spill something
A sermon for the hungover and half-awake, on the holy trinity of humility, gratitude, and integrity ... served neat, with a twist of self-awareness.
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October 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Modern #meditation isn’t about #enlightenment, it’s about pretending your brain isn’t a drunk raccoon in a dumpster.

But maybe the real #peace is found in laughing at your own messy thoughts.

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Meditation is just staring at a wall and trying not to lose it
Meditation isn’t a cure-all; it’s just staring at a wall while your brain heckles you. Why the wellness industry turned silence into a subscription.
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October 3, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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The #wellness industry: “Pay $12.99 a month for calm.”

#Reality: you can stare at drywall and panic for free.

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#drunkphilosopher #meditation #mindfulness #selfcare #enlightenment #Buddha
Meditation is just staring at a wall and trying not to lose it
Meditation isn’t a cure-all; it’s just staring at a wall while your brain heckles you. Why the wellness industry turned silence into a subscription.
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October 2, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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💔 Wondering if #love is real or just brain chemicals?

Spoiler: it’s both. The #heartbreak hurts because it matters.

Pour a drink, toast the absurdity, and dare to love anyway, as the #drunkphilosopher (and a few dead ones) weigh in … read the latest post here: tinyurl.com/5xyhsk26
Does love even exist, or is it just brain chemicals?
Love: a glorious, heartbreaking cocktail of brain chemicals, bad decisions, and existential rebellion. Cheers to making it real anyway.
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May 21, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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#Faithless is he who waves goodbye when the road darkens.

Drink in hand, keep moving forward.

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Dark Roads and Drunken Resolve
Tolkien reminds us that faith isn’t for the sunny roads; it’s for the dark ones. A boozy, philosophical dive into courage, loyalty, and refusing to wave goodbye when life gets hard.
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October 6, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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#Enlightenment?

Found it between shots and a bad #Camus quote.

Play the #DrunkPhilosopher #DrinkingGame and lose your #ego … ideally before last call. 🍻

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#DrunkPhilosophy #Nietzsche #ModernLife #Satire #PubWisdom #ThinkDrinkRepeat
The drunk philosopher's drinking game (Warning: you might achieve enlightenment)
A Dionysian deep-dive into the drinking rituals that make us laugh, question everything, and occasionally cry into our tequila. Warning: may trigger philosophical epiphanies.
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June 14, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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#Comfort is the slowest form of death.

#Routine is the prettiest kind of coffin.

Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it living.

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Don’t drink the same year twice!
Stop recycling the same year. It’s time to break life’s loop before it kills your soul. So, embrace impermanence, risk, and novelty to craft a life worth drinking, imagining, and living fully
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October 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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New series: Drunk #SundaySermons.

First up ... 1 soul, 2 loyalties, endless queues, and Wi-Fi that hates you.

Life’s absurd ... embrace it with a pint.

Our first #Sermon is up: tinyurl.com/bde2njyk

#DrunkPhilosophy #drunkphilosopher #drunksermon #Absurdism #ModernLife #sundaythoughts
Blessed are the queue-jumpers, for they shall inherit the Wi-Fi
An absurdist sermon on scams, influencers, Wi-Fi, and why you can’t serve both your cravings and your ambitions without spilling your pint.
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September 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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‘Everything happens for a reason,’ they said.

Sure … maybe that reason was to teach me not to text my ex after two martinis. 🍸

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#drunkphilosopher #Philosophy #Existentialism #Camus #Absurdism #AmorFati #Stoicism #Nietzsche #Satre #buddhism
What’s the best way to respond to someone who says ‘everything happens for a reason’?
A drunk philosopher contemplates destiny, chaos, and what to say when someone tries to comfort you with a cosmic cliché.
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October 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Every #generation thinks they ‘get it’ … but only one is right.

(Spoiler: It’s none of them.) 🥃

And why does everyone ALWAYS forget #GenX?

We break down the generational battle here: tinyurl.com/4m62m6uz

#Bommers #Millennials #GenZ #DrunkPhilosopher #GenXEnergy
Boomers, Gen X, Millennials, and Gen Z all think they’re the only ones who ‘get it’ … but are any of them right?
Why every generation thinks they’ve figured it all out, why they’re all right (and wrong), and why history keeps repeating itself ... just with better memes and worse attention spans. 🥃
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June 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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#Hungover? Don’t read #philosophy.

Especially not these 5 quotes … they’ll make your headache worse.

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#drunkphilosoophy #drunkphilosopher #QuotesThatHurt #Socrates #Descartes #Nietzsche #Rousseau
The 5 dumbest philosophical quotes to read while hungover
Five philosophical quotes that sound profound when sober but feel like punishment when you’re hungover. Don’t read them …but you will anyway
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September 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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#Schopenhauer was just an edgelord with a thesaurus

Dark academia meets happy hour

Perfect for the brooding, the brilliant, and anyone who's ever yelled “I’m fine!” while crying into their wine

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Schopenhauer was just an edgelord with a bad attitude
Not all philosophers were wise sages. Some were just deeply committed to being bummed out.
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July 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Ever tried to give your younger self advice (in your head, mid-wine)?

Yeah. She rolled her eyes too.

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If you could talk to your younger self, would they even listen?
A tipsy conversation across time ... on regret, rebellion, and why your younger self probably needed to ignore you to become you.
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November 3, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Feeling broody?

Here are some more #books, #movies, and #drinks inspired by the most dramatic #philosopher ever, for anyone ready to toast to the abyss

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#Nietzsche #Existentialism #ThinkDrinkRepeat #PhilosophyClub #drunkphilosophy #drunkphilosopher
If you liked Nietzsche, you’ll love these darker, weirder abysses
More books, movies, and drinks inspired by the most dramatic philosopher ever, for anyone ready to toast to the abyss
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November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Ever tried to explain something obvious to someone, and they looked at you like you were the idiot?

Save your breath

#Euripides got it 2,400 years ago

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#Philosophy #AncientWisdom #CriticalThinking #Stoicism #drunkphilosopher
You can’t fix stupid, but you can drink about it
Why talking sense to fools makes you look like the idiot (and why that’s kinda beautiful)
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June 23, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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#Stoicism 101

You’re emperor of your life.

Stop handing the crown to strangers’ opinions.

#MarcusAurelius said it first. I’ll drink to that.

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The strange case of loving yourself less than strangers
Marcus Aurelius nailed our biggest hypocrisy … we love ourselves most, yet trust everyone else’s opinions more than our own. Here’s why we do it, and why it’s killing our self-sovereignty.
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September 23, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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#Power is temporary.

#Integrity’s hangover lasts forever.

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#drunksermon #sundaythoughts #ModernWisdom #PubTheology #Character #StayDecent #Wisdom
Blessed are the overlooked, for they shall outlast the loudmouths
A half-sloshed meditation on why the world’s loudest people fade fast, and why character, that quiet old bastard, always has the last laugh.
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November 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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You’re not being sold ... you’re being trained.

And you even clicked “I Agree.”

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Why the “you’re the product” thing is only half the horror
They say: “If it’s free, you’re the product.” Cute. But the truth is worse: you’re not just the product, you’re the raw material, the factory, and the fuel that keeps the machine drunk on your atten
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October 31, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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#Humility + #integrity + #persistence = life cheat code.

#Pride & #flexing are just decorative chaos.

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Blessed are the honest, for they will survive the group chat
A sermon for the weary, the proud-but-not-too-proud, and anyone who’s ever accidentally replied-all: lasting fulfilment comes to those who act with integrity, not the ones who perform for likes.
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October 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
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Real #philosophers drink, laugh, and admit they don’t know.

The rest just say ‘liminal’.

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#drunkphilosopher #drunkphilosophy #Philosophy #DeepThinking #AntiPretension #ModernPhilosophy #BarstoolWisdom #HonestThinking #ExistentialHangover
Why every self-proclaimed ‘deep thinker’ is just a jargon machine
When philosophy becomes performance art, and ‘depth’ means stacking buzzwords like empty shot glasses, it’s time to call everyone’s bluff.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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#Overthinking is #procrastination with a PhD.

It feels productive, but it’s just fear wearing a top hat.

Hit send. Flip a coin. #Action beats #overanalysis 100% of the time.

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#DrunkPhilosophy #drunkphilosopher #JustDoIt #StopThinkingStartDoing
Why overthinking is just procrastination in a hat
Overthinking isn’t wisdom. It’s just a fancy way to procrastinate while convincing yourself you’re being productive. Stop thinking. Start doing. (After a drink.)
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August 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM