#dressupbarbie
Out, damned spot!
Out, I say!
#DressUpBarbie #Fice
January 8, 2026 at 5:11 AM
Does #DressUpBarbie get one?
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Homeland Security was "monitoring" the mass shooting in Minneapolis yesterday.

How comforting that #DressUpBarbie was on top of it.

Would she have worm a storm trooper outfit or a nun's habit?
August 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@gentlem.bsky.social
@gmf1369.bsky.social
#resist
#strongertogether
#fuckice
#dressupbarbie
Laying here thinking. (I know that's dangerous.) Two videos of dress up Barbie I saw today. 🎤 👇& impeachment r resignation.
🤔 Bout church teaching 60yr ago. Turn other cheek. Maggots do not turn other cheek
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Kristi Noem: "We are not going away. We are staying here to liberate the city from the socialists and the burdensome leadership that this governor and that this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into the city."

Sen. Alex Padilla is then forcibly removed!
June 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm not sure #DressUpBarbie getting off Instagram is enough.

I think she, like the rest of the cabinet, is in way over her head. She doesn't know how to do anything beyond posting and posing.
Kim: I'm very concerned that if a hurricane hits, are we going to have to be begging Kristi Noem to be able to get off Instagram, to be able to actually go and do her job
July 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
#DressUpBarbie always spews her righteous indignation.

We sure have a lot of butt-hurt cabinet secretaries.
January 5, 2026 at 10:06 PM
He’s stark raving mad …
And evidently his sycophant DressupBarbie Noem has been promised a new $50 million+ Gulfstream Jet if she keeps the FEMA budget under $100,000.
July 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
And know the meaning of habeas corpus; unlike #DressUpBarbie , #PuppyKiller Kristi Noem.
May 23, 2025 at 12:21 AM
But #DressupBarbie
Has plenty of time posting an insta poll to choose a favourite official Govenor's portrait.
1. Her on a horse.
2. Her on a horse.
3. Her on a horse.
FFS.....
When does the “golden age” start?
July 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
#DressupBarbie
was far too busy launching a poll on Instagram.
1. Her on a horse.
2. Her on a horse.
3. Her on a horse.
The official governor portrait is so much more important....
If you don’t answer the phone it’s like they never called and they aren’t really there! 🤬
ICE Barbie was late renewing contracts for people who answer FEMA's disaster hotline so 2/3rds of the calls from Texans who needed help after the flood went unanswered.
July 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
#DressUpBarbie wants you to believe the ICE terrorists' truck was stuck in the snow on this wet, but snowless street.
January 7, 2026 at 11:30 PM