January 17, 2025 at 1:43 PM
January 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
March 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hank Hill got a job working in a BDSM store.
He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke #kingofthehill
He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke #kingofthehill
a cartoon of a man with glasses and the words bwaaahh written below him
Alt: a cartoon of a Hank hill with glasses and the words bwaaahh written below him
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January 19, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Hank Hill got a job working in a BDSM store.
He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke #kingofthehill
He sells pro-pain and pro-pain accessories.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke #kingofthehill
March 17, 2025 at 12:27 PM
I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system
You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
April 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I met a furry dominatrix with an amazing sound system
You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
You wouldn't believe how many sub woofers she has.
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
April 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Why did the sub bring a keyboard to their punishment?
Because they thought they could escape by pressing “Ctrl + Alt + Del”—but all they did was submit to my control.
#dommedadjoke
Because they thought they could escape by pressing “Ctrl + Alt + Del”—but all they did was submit to my control.
#dommedadjoke
April 8, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Why did the sub bring a keyboard to their punishment?
Because they thought they could escape by pressing “Ctrl + Alt + Del”—but all they did was submit to my control.
#dommedadjoke
Because they thought they could escape by pressing “Ctrl + Alt + Del”—but all they did was submit to my control.
#dommedadjoke
Why did the sub bring ice to their Valentine’s date?
Because they knew love hurts—especially below the belt.
#cbt #dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke
Because they knew love hurts—especially below the belt.
#cbt #dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke
February 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Why did the sub bring ice to their Valentine’s date?
Because they knew love hurts—especially below the belt.
#cbt #dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke
Because they knew love hurts—especially below the belt.
#cbt #dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke
Some people say BDSM is complicated, but I don't think so
I could do it with one hand tied behind my back
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
I could do it with one hand tied behind my back
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
January 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Some people say BDSM is complicated, but I don't think so
I could do it with one hand tied behind my back
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
I could do it with one hand tied behind my back
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
What’s a goth domme’s idea of aftercare?
🕸️Closing the coffin lid nice and slow⚰️
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
🕸️Closing the coffin lid nice and slow⚰️
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
August 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
What’s a goth domme’s idea of aftercare?
🕸️Closing the coffin lid nice and slow⚰️
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
🕸️Closing the coffin lid nice and slow⚰️
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
Why did the cuck stay locked all of October?
…Because it was the only way he could FALL in line 🍂🔒
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
…Because it was the only way he could FALL in line 🍂🔒
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
October 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Why did the cuck stay locked all of October?
…Because it was the only way he could FALL in line 🍂🔒
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
…Because it was the only way he could FALL in line 🍂🔒
#dommymommyjoke #dommedadjoke
I'm taking BDSM classes
and the normal teacher is out this week so we've got a sub.
#dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke
and the normal teacher is out this week so we've got a sub.
#dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke
January 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I'm taking BDSM classes
and the normal teacher is out this week so we've got a sub.
#dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke
and the normal teacher is out this week so we've got a sub.
#dommedadjoke #dommymommyjoke
My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM
You could say she is into strapping young lads.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
You could say she is into strapping young lads.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
January 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
My neighbor is a cougar into BDSM
You could say she is into strapping young lads.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
You could say she is into strapping young lads.
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
Why don’t subs ever win at dodgeball?
Because they want to get hit below the belt. 🖤
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
Because they want to get hit below the belt. 🖤
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
January 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why don’t subs ever win at dodgeball?
Because they want to get hit below the belt. 🖤
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
Because they want to get hit below the belt. 🖤
#dommedadjoke #domdadjoke
Why did the locked sub with goon brain forget their own name?
Because the only thought left bouncing around in there was “please”
Aww… sweet, stupid, single minded thing
#dommedadjoke #locktober
Because the only thought left bouncing around in there was “please”
Aww… sweet, stupid, single minded thing
#dommedadjoke #locktober
October 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Why did the locked sub with goon brain forget their own name?
Because the only thought left bouncing around in there was “please”
Aww… sweet, stupid, single minded thing
#dommedadjoke #locktober
Because the only thought left bouncing around in there was “please”
Aww… sweet, stupid, single minded thing
#dommedadjoke #locktober