#crywank
They Might Be Giants
Dirty Projectors
I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
Death Grips
Destroy Boys
Broadcast
Mother Mother
crywank
November 1, 2025 at 4:18 AM
SSSSSSSSSSSSuSSan Ley has demanded Anthony Albanese denounce Crywank
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Crywank lyric that's been popping into my head lately, goes as follows:

'People, their actions concede
So often to be against their own beliefs
Oh I wish, I wish I was pure;
A perfect example, but I will always be the hypocrite
I be not worthy to hold a candle
Holden Caulfield is so cool! LOL!'
life pro tip: you can examine someone’s repeated actions to determine their actual political ideology.

the difference from their stated ideology might surprise you! centrists hate this one weird trick!!
October 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
yea yea im crywank posting stfu
October 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
maybe there IS such thing as too much crywank in a day
September 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
can't a fictional motherfucker crywank meaningfully and be appreciated for both the cry and the wank
September 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Here's a list of some of my favourite musicians/bands, cause we need music right now.

- Pat the Bunny (and his aliases)
- The Anarchist Pizza Society
- NUNCUNT
- Dayz N Daze
- Crywank
- Shadow Of Whales
- The Altogether
- The Crane Wives
- american poetry club
- Fish in a Birdcage
- attic abasement
November 7, 2024 at 5:28 PM
Ten artists to get to know me

The Magnetic Fields (gay indie rock)
Vashti Bunyan (folk)
Mitski (gay???)
The Dubliners (Irish rebel music)
Say Anything (emo pop punk)
Limp Wrist (queer hardcore)
Kimya Dawson (indie folk)
Crywank ( ^^)
Simon + Garfunkel (folk)
Blood Orange (r+b)
ten artists to get to know me

Machine Girl (breakcore)
Cheekface (indie rock)
Hudson Mohawke (hip-hop-y EDM)
clipping. (noise rap)
serpentwithfeet (R&B)
100 gecs (hyperpop)
AJJ (folk punk)
Modern Baseball (pop punk)
Lightning Bolt (noise rock)
Car Seat Headrest (lofi indie rock)

went for variety
ten artists to get to know me

Radiohead (indie)
Jeff Rosenstock (punk)
Alice in Chains (grunge)
Full of Hell (metal)
Tribe Called Quest (hip-hop)
Carly Rae Jepsen (pop)
Thursday (post-hardcore)
Orville Peck (country-ish)
John Coltrane (jazz)
King Gizz (all of the above)

also went more for genres
July 31, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Not many people know this but GC actually stands for Glinner Crywank
December 16, 2023 at 4:44 PM
I did a cover of another crywank song!! (I'm not the best)

youtu.be/7QonHAPan_A?...
It's Ok I Wouldn't Remember Me Either - crywank (cover)
YouTube video by Sarah's Guitar Stuff
youtu.be
December 24, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Do any of my moots even listen to crywank? 😔🥀💔
The shit my dumbass draws when im tired af and have no motivation to draw anymore
August 9, 2025 at 1:00 AM
No prob :D off-topic, but I thought of you the other day - I got a mail summon thing for jury duty, which I'd rather not do... for a variety of reasons lol

I was asking @xahferd.bsky.social how to get out of it and eventually I was like "maybe if I just wear my Crywank shirt they'll let me go home"
January 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I forgot crywank follows me that's so based my favorite band happy face
Idk how to do emojis here
November 23, 2024 at 10:51 AM
The crywank/boomer energy of these fucking "news" pundits. Jfc.
Why tf would you encourage people to hate their partners, or normalize dependency on a relationship you're miserable in? Gross.
one of the saddest things about hetero culture is how normalized—even encouraged—it is for men to fucking hate their wives
Watters: What kind of husband goes grocery shopping with his wife?
January 26, 2025 at 4:29 AM
My greatest musical discoveries of the year were Joanna Newsom and Crywank and that is all you need to know about my taste in music
February 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Thank you sm!!! Its an idea ive had for a long time😳 hope you have a good crywank!
March 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The quote is from Crywank btw. “Thoughts on Self Proclaimed DIY Bands Interacting with a Profit Based Print Media” I think it’s called
November 23, 2024 at 12:12 PM
like, mister, you need to go to confession and have a guilty crywank later
July 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
crywank moments
September 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This is going to be so cool Jay From Crywank
December 4, 2024 at 12:27 AM
#a-fek-mi-tuj-venis-al-problemo-umo
I translated I'm a cliché by crywank because why not. It's shit but whatever
I hate translating songs but sometimes I do it because boredom I guess there's usually like a few bits that don't fit well that I don't know how to make it work well.
September 2, 2024 at 9:44 PM
$80 to reimburse date night beta 🫰 Then you have permission to crywank to my delicious crab pasta 🤭
March 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Crywank 2023
Photo taken by Absinthe Father
November 22, 2024 at 2:47 AM
Thanks to @outofragenetwork.bsky.social for coming down to see Johnny Foreigner supporting Crywank on their UK headline dates >>>

"Their ability to seamlessly switch between frenetic instrumentation and soaring, melodic moments made for an electric opening set."

www.outofrage.net/post/live-fr...
LIVE FROM THE PIT: Crywank and Johnny Foreigner
Few bands turn self-loathing into anthems quite like Crywank. The UK-based anti-folk project, led by Jay Clayton with Daniel Watson on drums and Jules Noel on bass, has built a cult following through ...
www.outofrage.net
March 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM