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mettiina.bsky.social
Something thematic for All Hallux Eve
#coproliteposting
Dinosaur Spirit Guide, or A Medium Guide to Dinosaur Spirits, wherein more than 15 dinosaur spirits and their realms of expertise are described in unnecessary and irreverent detail. There are also silhouettes that are all from dinosaur toys, as is tradition.
October 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
mettiina.bsky.social
I'd like to have hope, but I'll settle for memes, I guess.
#PrimitiveWar #coproliteposting
Primitive War: Hey, can I copy your homework? Jurassic Park: Sure, just change some things so it's not too obvious. Primitive War: OK. Screencap of Tyrannosaurus from the Primitive War trailer: It was very obvious.
July 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
mettiina.bsky.social
If your name is Distortus rex, your job is to terrorize the post-apocalyptic wasteland. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.
#coproliteposting
DISTORTUS REX say the bold letters on an image of Distortus rex (not with bold letters) riding a war chariot pulled by three motorbikes in the australian desert, directed by George Miller
July 18, 2025 at 1:57 PM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
#coproliteposting
June 3, 2025 at 1:09 AM
ppaleoartist.bsky.social
does anybody actually get this or am i in too deep? 🦗🦗🦗🏏🦗 #coproliteposting #paleontology
June 1, 2025 at 3:36 AM
ppaleoartist.bsky.social
#coproliteposting #paleontology
June 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
mettiina.bsky.social
They do call him that. #coproliteposting
Dimetrodon: Hey guys Guys: DINOSAUR! Dimetrodon: Okay, fair.
May 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
😭 R.I.P. Longisquama 😭
#paleontology #coproliteposting
May 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
mettiina.bsky.social
There is a time and a place for gardening. The Cretaceous isn't one of them. #coproliteposting
"A retired couple planted one of the world's rarest and oldest trees. Dinosaurs snacked on them 91 million years ago." "Time travel is dangerous. Don't do it." Photo of an old couple in a garden next to a Wollemi pine. Behind them two photoshopped Australovenators by Vlad Konstantinov "This is the tree" (arrow pointing at tree) "These are the dinosaurs." (arrows pointing at the dinosaurs) Logo reads "From Paleontology Coproliteposting" (edited from the original by From Quarks to Quasars)
May 20, 2025 at 1:35 PM
mettiina.bsky.social
Do you like dinosaurs? Do you like toys? Do you like PNSO? You probably won't like me after you see this.
#coproliteposting
You: picture of a PNSO Iguanodon head The guy she tells you not to worry about: A photoshopped correctly proportioned chad Iguanodon head
May 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
mettiina.bsky.social
You get answers by asking the right questions of the right ageless eldritch vermiform. #coproliteposting
Headline: 520-million-year-old worm fossil solves myster of how modern insects, spiders and crabs evolved. Photo of CGI worm-creature resembling a green caterpillar with a grey metallic technological thing with a red light. (Mr. Mind from the Shazam movie.) Caption: "All you witless monkeys had to do was ask! Invertebrate paleontology is my passion" commented the ancient Cambrian worm, adding: "And don't you dare call me a living fossil or I'll make sure that none of your offspring [illegible]"
May 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
Anhomerlocaris spots its prey, Moepabinia.

Not sure if this counts as paleoart.
#anomalocaris #opabinia #coproliteposting #simpsons
The Simpsons scene where Homer arrives home, "dirty as a Frenchman", to find Moe already gearing up to make his move on Marge. But it's been edited so that Homer has facial tentacle-claw thingies like the Cambrian marine arthropod and apex predator anomalocaris, and Moe has been endowed with five eyes and a trunk-like appendage below them, much like the iconic features of opabinia, a much smaller, soft-bodied Cambrian marine arthropod.
April 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
RUN!
#coproliteposting #forrestgump #phorusracid #terrorbird
April 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
Here's another one -- in memory of T. Simmons
#farside #coproliteposting
April 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
mettiina.bsky.social
With the marvel of genetic engineering, Colossal Biosciences has de-extincted Season 1 of GoT.
#coproliteposting
It's The Office "same picture" meme with the Colossal Biosciences alleged dire wolf and Game of Thrones white dire wolf Ghost & Jön Snöw.
April 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
#simpsons #coproliteposting #sarkastodon
March 22, 2025 at 9:25 PM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
Thag lore!
#farside #midvaleposting #coproliteposting
March 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
#fimpfonf #simpsons #coproliteposting
March 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
mettiina.bsky.social
Hey, I know those books! Well, I know a lot of illustrations from those books, at least. #coproliteposting
Monoclonius (single ceratopsian) Stereoclonius (two ceratopsians) Art of stegosaurus eating some herb in the background while a Dimetrodon looks shook in the foreground. Dimetrodon: "WTF it's the Jurassic? How long was I asleep for?" (watermark: Paleontology Coproliteposting)
March 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
tylerstoneart.bsky.social
We’re still getting cloned mammoths in 2028, right?

Right?

#mammoth #colossal #deextinction #coproliteposting
Behold, the fruits of many years of work to clone the wooly mammoth: a fluffy mouse and a meatball.
March 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
Some tropes are older than you might think

#ProconsulFace
#paleontology #coproliteposting #dreamworks #proconsul
February 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
agsma.bsky.social
Stolen from Paleontology Coproliteposting.
February 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
Coproliteposts for people who watched Prehistoric Planet and are either linguists or Rick & Morty watchers. Now that's "niche content"

#prehistoricplanet #coproliteposting #wug
February 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
mesozoicmind.bsky.social
#Coproliteposting
#PrehistoricPlanet
February 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
theoddkepple.bsky.social
Some things are just not recorded in the fossil record, and maybe that's for the best.
#wellwellwell #coproliteposting #specevo
February 2, 2025 at 4:46 AM