“My healthcare plan will include unlimited orange cankle care.” - DJT
November 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“My healthcare plan will include unlimited orange cankle care.” - DJT
At this point, I think the best Trump can hope for in 2028 is to have a pair of cankle socks named after him 🙄 🤷♀️
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
At this point, I think the best Trump can hope for in 2028 is to have a pair of cankle socks named after him 🙄 🤷♀️
#EpsteinFiles
#EpsteinFiles
The cankle man,
Sowed discontent,
With Epstein,
His fellow pervert and friend,
All so Russia,
Could hide the truth,
They purchased an idiot,
For future use.
Sowed discontent,
With Epstein,
His fellow pervert and friend,
All so Russia,
Could hide the truth,
They purchased an idiot,
For future use.
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 AM
The cankle man,
Sowed discontent,
With Epstein,
His fellow pervert and friend,
All so Russia,
Could hide the truth,
They purchased an idiot,
For future use.
Sowed discontent,
With Epstein,
His fellow pervert and friend,
All so Russia,
Could hide the truth,
They purchased an idiot,
For future use.
Newsom better step up that cankle game. Those are rookie cankles!
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Newsom better step up that cankle game. Those are rookie cankles!
Brainstorming more weight gain metrics to track:
-Time it takes to walk 100m
-Time it takes to climb 1 flight of stairs
-Cankle circumference
-Belly spread when laying on side
-Average heart rate during sex
-Average heart rate after a "max effort" meal
-Time it takes to walk 100m
-Time it takes to climb 1 flight of stairs
-Cankle circumference
-Belly spread when laying on side
-Average heart rate during sex
-Average heart rate after a "max effort" meal
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Brainstorming more weight gain metrics to track:
-Time it takes to walk 100m
-Time it takes to climb 1 flight of stairs
-Cankle circumference
-Belly spread when laying on side
-Average heart rate during sex
-Average heart rate after a "max effort" meal
-Time it takes to walk 100m
-Time it takes to climb 1 flight of stairs
-Cankle circumference
-Belly spread when laying on side
-Average heart rate during sex
-Average heart rate after a "max effort" meal
Trump really doesn't have a cankle to stand on 🤭
November 12, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Trump really doesn't have a cankle to stand on 🤭
Trump's nothing but a Large Cankle.
November 12, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Trump's nothing but a Large Cankle.
I genuinely despise this person.
What an absolutely clueless asshole.
Obvs we're gonna be stuck with him as president for a couple years when Cankle Nazi croaks, so we should practice treating all the dumb shit that comes out of his mouth as 100% lies.
But my god. Go back to Ohio, you creep.
What an absolutely clueless asshole.
Obvs we're gonna be stuck with him as president for a couple years when Cankle Nazi croaks, so we should practice treating all the dumb shit that comes out of his mouth as 100% lies.
But my god. Go back to Ohio, you creep.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I genuinely despise this person.
What an absolutely clueless asshole.
Obvs we're gonna be stuck with him as president for a couple years when Cankle Nazi croaks, so we should practice treating all the dumb shit that comes out of his mouth as 100% lies.
But my god. Go back to Ohio, you creep.
What an absolutely clueless asshole.
Obvs we're gonna be stuck with him as president for a couple years when Cankle Nazi croaks, so we should practice treating all the dumb shit that comes out of his mouth as 100% lies.
But my god. Go back to Ohio, you creep.
The Cankle man believes,
That he's above the law,
He's below every standard,
And chooses to break them all,
He does whatever he wants,
Acts like a petulant child,
He'll do anything he can,
To hide the fact, he's a pedophile.
That he's above the law,
He's below every standard,
And chooses to break them all,
He does whatever he wants,
Acts like a petulant child,
He'll do anything he can,
To hide the fact, he's a pedophile.
November 17, 2025 at 5:50 AM
The Cankle man believes,
That he's above the law,
He's below every standard,
And chooses to break them all,
He does whatever he wants,
Acts like a petulant child,
He'll do anything he can,
To hide the fact, he's a pedophile.
That he's above the law,
He's below every standard,
And chooses to break them all,
He does whatever he wants,
Acts like a petulant child,
He'll do anything he can,
To hide the fact, he's a pedophile.
If you're guilty or stupid,
You think it's an Epstein hoax,
But in the case of Cankles,
It's obvious that he's both,
He's tried to avoid the truth,
Told every lie he can,
But there's no question the files,
Will implicate the cankle man.
You think it's an Epstein hoax,
But in the case of Cankles,
It's obvious that he's both,
He's tried to avoid the truth,
Told every lie he can,
But there's no question the files,
Will implicate the cankle man.
Stole this from FB. Makes sense to me.
So you mean to tell me the King of England stripped royal status, as well as military rank, and then exiled his own brother because of a Democratic hoax?
That’s weird.
So you mean to tell me the King of England stripped royal status, as well as military rank, and then exiled his own brother because of a Democratic hoax?
That’s weird.
November 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If you're guilty or stupid,
You think it's an Epstein hoax,
But in the case of Cankles,
It's obvious that he's both,
He's tried to avoid the truth,
Told every lie he can,
But there's no question the files,
Will implicate the cankle man.
You think it's an Epstein hoax,
But in the case of Cankles,
It's obvious that he's both,
He's tried to avoid the truth,
Told every lie he can,
But there's no question the files,
Will implicate the cankle man.
Starmer will leave Trump with not a cankle to stand on. 😬
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Starmer will leave Trump with not a cankle to stand on. 😬
How does this overgrown cankle still have the power to surprise me?
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
How does this overgrown cankle still have the power to surprise me?
There was Insane Clown Posse and then there is rump being the dumber, singular version "Insane Cankle Clown"
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
There was Insane Clown Posse and then there is rump being the dumber, singular version "Insane Cankle Clown"
Looks like they added extra cankle to the cankle-ade
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Looks like they added extra cankle to the cankle-ade
Observe: the blue and the red heeler dogs are able to dialogue about their different positions and come together, despite the large obstructing "cankle". Let's hope Congress can follow their lead....
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Observe: the blue and the red heeler dogs are able to dialogue about their different positions and come together, despite the large obstructing "cankle". Let's hope Congress can follow their lead....
Trump has rolled back 60 yrs of climate baby steps and now he has his cankle full throttle on the gas pedal. The tipping points are nearer by the day.
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Trump has rolled back 60 yrs of climate baby steps and now he has his cankle full throttle on the gas pedal. The tipping points are nearer by the day.
America does NOT love him.
Nancy Mace may have her panties in a cankle wad at her feet over his presence, but she lies. America’s pants are up and belted.
Nancy Mace may have her panties in a cankle wad at her feet over his presence, but she lies. America’s pants are up and belted.
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
America does NOT love him.
Nancy Mace may have her panties in a cankle wad at her feet over his presence, but she lies. America’s pants are up and belted.
Nancy Mace may have her panties in a cankle wad at her feet over his presence, but she lies. America’s pants are up and belted.
Seems the world is keeping a calendar of tRUMP hiding his cankles.
We're on CANKLE WATCH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-use...
We're on CANKLE WATCH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-use...
Trump, 79, Covers Up Cankles for 12th Straight Day
The president’s ankles have been hidden behind his desk and tables in recent days.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Seems the world is keeping a calendar of tRUMP hiding his cankles.
We're on CANKLE WATCH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-use...
We're on CANKLE WATCH! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-use...
Expensive healthcare like MRIs, cognitive rests, hand makeup and cankle meds?
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Expensive healthcare like MRIs, cognitive rests, hand makeup and cankle meds?
The lights are off.
He's fading out before our very 👀-even without the pumpkin spice spackle.
Karma is catching up to the: Mango-churian Candidate
Cantaloupe Caligula
Don Schitzhispants
Cankle-us Caesar
Whiny Old Yeller
Count Poopula
Agolf Shitler
Lady K, put some more hustle in your bustle😎
He's fading out before our very 👀-even without the pumpkin spice spackle.
Karma is catching up to the: Mango-churian Candidate
Cantaloupe Caligula
Don Schitzhispants
Cankle-us Caesar
Whiny Old Yeller
Count Poopula
Agolf Shitler
Lady K, put some more hustle in your bustle😎
November 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The lights are off.
He's fading out before our very 👀-even without the pumpkin spice spackle.
Karma is catching up to the: Mango-churian Candidate
Cantaloupe Caligula
Don Schitzhispants
Cankle-us Caesar
Whiny Old Yeller
Count Poopula
Agolf Shitler
Lady K, put some more hustle in your bustle😎
He's fading out before our very 👀-even without the pumpkin spice spackle.
Karma is catching up to the: Mango-churian Candidate
Cantaloupe Caligula
Don Schitzhispants
Cankle-us Caesar
Whiny Old Yeller
Count Poopula
Agolf Shitler
Lady K, put some more hustle in your bustle😎
🎵 The heart bone's connected to the
Brain bone
The brain bone's connected to the
Cankle bone
The Cankle bone's connected to the... 🎵
Brain bone
The brain bone's connected to the
Cankle bone
The Cankle bone's connected to the... 🎵
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🎵 The heart bone's connected to the
Brain bone
The brain bone's connected to the
Cankle bone
The Cankle bone's connected to the... 🎵
Brain bone
The brain bone's connected to the
Cankle bone
The Cankle bone's connected to the... 🎵
Also, Cankle Spurs
November 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Also, Cankle Spurs
OMG that’s what I needed this fine morning in broken America. But it’s an Election Day! Cankle McTacotits cannot ignore the results. His days are numbered. 🫣
It’s the economy, stupid. Not you stupid, but the general stupid. 🫣🤣🫢
It’s the economy, stupid. Not you stupid, but the general stupid. 🫣🤣🫢
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
OMG that’s what I needed this fine morning in broken America. But it’s an Election Day! Cankle McTacotits cannot ignore the results. His days are numbered. 🫣
It’s the economy, stupid. Not you stupid, but the general stupid. 🫣🤣🫢
It’s the economy, stupid. Not you stupid, but the general stupid. 🫣🤣🫢