#callyourmom
LightNews LightNews
amy-k.bsky.social
My mom was born a minute after 12 midnight- New Year's Day 1935. We'd bang pots and pans & she was Queen for the day. She died in 2024.
Me, my kids w/ her in the middle- circa 2013, that face of his was on purpose, love it years later.
Happy B-day, Mom.
Really, call your mom!
#IYKYK #CallYourMom
2013, photo of me w/ my kids and my late mom- a New Years Day baby- one minute after 12...one of my ids is making a face- love it years later
January 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
mommybank.bsky.social
Your family hate you, threw you away...
#YourFamilyLovesYou #CallYourMom #YouAreNotDisposable Now you ride the edge of your ruin & don't know which side you want
#MakeHealthyChoices #TherapyIsCool
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
FUCK any club except Seattle!
F.A.C.E.S.

Build a FUCKING bonfire!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor
September 27, 2025 at 12:53 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s!
Score Goals!
PUNCH nazis! FUCK ICE!

Your Futbol’s shite,
All day and night,
Deep in the heart of Texas!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis
September 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
Suarez, This BITCH can only bite and spit.

Fuck Inter Messi CF!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis
September 16, 2025 at 10:46 AM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
My Posse’ on Broadway
And your posse ain’t shit!

Fuck the Galaxy!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis
September 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
FUCK Leagues Cup!
Free ass lookin street trash.

But we hope the players secure that bag by winning every match

$$ Bills Y’all!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist
August 27, 2025 at 10:22 AM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
No Pyro No Party

Snatch them 3 points #Seattle

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s!
Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis #GarbagePailKids
August 24, 2025 at 12:31 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
FUCK Leagues Cup
Bozo ass tournament

But we hope the players secure that bag by winning every match.

$$ Bills Y’all!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags
August 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
We want those 3 Fresh Points!
Fuck Any Club Except Seattle!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis
August 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
frandrewoconnor.bsky.social
Happy St. Mary the Virgin Day! 💙⚓️ #mary #bvm #ourlady #episcopal #anglican #episcopalchurch #wayoflove #lovealways #callyourmom
An image of St. Mary the Virgin, Mother of Our Lord. Over the image is the collect (prayer) for her feast day from the Book of Common Prayer (1979), “O God, you have taken to yourself the blessed Virgin Mary, mother of your incarnate Son: Grant that we, who have been redeemed by his blood, may share with her the glory of your eternal kingdom; through Jesus Christ our Lord, who lives and reigns with you, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, one God, now and for ever. Amen.” At the bottom of the image is the shield of the Episcopal Church. A gold/teal/sky blue color gradient has been applied to the image.
August 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
FUCK LA!
Especially the galaxy.

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis
August 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
gratefulgourmet.bsky.social
Remember to call your mother when to go back to college 💁🏻‍♀️

#callyourmom #backtoschool #cookbooks #recipes #ramen #kitchenshop #galenaillinois
August 7, 2025 at 9:29 PM
rookiefan7a19.bsky.social
Mumford & Sons singing “Call Your Mom” is even more moving 😭💔 wow I need a full version ASAP

#MumfordandSons #NoahKahan #CallYourMom

www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6UQQW5Q/
#duet with @Mumford & Sons insane
TikTok video by Noah Kahan
www.tiktok.com
August 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
FUCK Leagues Cup
🎶We want to piss on you! 🎶

But we hope the players secure that bag by winning every match.

$$ Bills Y’all!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags
August 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
BANGERS ONLY!
Pedro de La Vega

Pedro De La Vega!
GO,
Pedro De La Vega!
Pedro De La Vega,
Mi amor!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC
August 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
FUCKING LEGEND!

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor #PunchNazis
August 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
seattledirtbags.bsky.social
F.A.C.E.S.
Fuck Any Club Except SEATTLE!

Take them 3 points from atlanta

Shoot Gravy! Drink 40’s! Score Goals!
PUNCH NAZIS! FUCK ICE!

#FuckOff #GravyShots #DoCrime #CallYourMom #DickBites #SeattleDirtbags #SayFucking #AntiFascist #AntiRacist #AlwaysDirtbags #SoundersFC #Colt45MaltLiquor
July 26, 2025 at 11:25 AM