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nytimes.com The New York Times @nytimes.com · 7h
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
swagmastarpaul.bsky.social
Paul Blart: mancala champion
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
machete.gay
i have seen paul blart mall cop 2 and it is one of the most abhorrent films i have ever seen that does not involve or even allude to violent rape

i, however, will only have viewed it once when the cold grip of death comes upon me
November 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
grunklemary.bsky.social
Bigtop Burger on Youtube is terrific. Worthikids has animation, story and musical talent for miles!

The podcast Till Death Do Us Blart is a work of art.

BadMovieBible on youtube shines spotlights on mockbusters and egospoiltation with dry British wit. Rob Hill enjoys bad movies and we should too
November 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
charloh.online
Paul Blart: Mail Cop
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
blaidd.bsky.social
wake up. scribble blart as fast as you can. good things will folloe..
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
elfomancer.bsky.social
+8 new pages for subs (29-36, for $3+ subs)
and +8 new pages free in my discord (17-24)
💜
www.patreon.com/elfomancer
subscribestar.adult/elfomancer

also added a giant lore sheet about Erased on Ptrn, just for fun.
#nsfwart
frame from my comic showing one of the characters gently kissing a centipede's head. No, not THAT head, but it's quite close, u know... #elfomancer #yaoi #blart
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
larien.land
Paul Blart????
November 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
ostrichson.bsky.social
Imagine, if you will, an adult Kitty Pryde, X-Men's own Shadowcat, making love to her boyfriend. She waits until he's about to cum, then she becomes intangible and sinks beneath the bed, leaving her partner staring at and ejaculating on a towel featuring a highly detailed likeness of Paul Blart.
Kitty Pryde, aka Shadowcat, phasing through a wall. Poster for the Kevin James movie "Paul Blart: Mall Cop."
November 4, 2025 at 3:32 PM
kreed360.bsky.social
Guuuuuys its SARTARTDART! You know what THART means!
Now get your Paulrt Blart Malrt Carts in here asap!
I will probably draw something!
maybe!
who knows really...
LETS GET KRAKEN!
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#envtuber
Picarto: The World's Best Creative Live Streaming Service
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November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
thistlearts.bsky.social
I'm Jan, a book cover artist and character designer for MM and Achillean romance.
I do OC's, some fanart and client work that is all about fictional men and mascs loving each other.

#art #coverart #OCart #OCs #MMart #BLart #MMromance
Cover art for a 2nd book in the series called 52 HZ It shows a young man with black hair and his eyes closed floating in water and a huge whale is visible behind his head. Another man with read hair is sitting in the director's chair in the front plane as if he's imagining the first young man as his creative vision. My Victorian OC's Eric and Terence. Terence a fine gentleman from an aristocratic family is horseback, while Eric his estate manager kisses his hand looking up at him. Watercolour artwork of Eric and Terence kissing passionately. Cover of "The Mage and his stolen prince" by J.E. Ridge A young man in black clothes and long silver hair sits on a stone ruin. Another man with bright red hair sits near his feet and leans his head towards the blond man's knee. They both hold magical purple flowers in their hands. A beautiful mysterious garden is in the background. Cover of "The Mage and his stolen prince" by J.E. Ridge A young man in black clothes and long silver hair sits on a stone ruin. Another man with bright red hair sits near his feet and leans his head towards the blond man's knee. They both hold magical purple flowers in their hands. A beautiful mysterious garden is in the background.
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 AM
cliffordbatteau.bsky.social
It's also consistently hilarious how people like this want their taste in "REAL CINEMA" taken seriously, yet people like this at the same time also have the gall to have their handle be a "Hurr Hurr Funnee Paul Blart" meme in The Lord's 2025. TRULY, Get the fuck over yourself, moron
mvbrat10.bsky.social SJWJamesBond @mvbrat10.bsky.social · 7d
Since you're stalking me again, hey genius, if you truly think this, maybe get off everyone else's case when an MCU film has someone problematic and not act like a hypocrite. Especially given I also know you love Michael Bay so much, you're a-okay with him supporting Trump for all I know.
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
jambles.lol
paul blart mall cop 2 is a beautiful name for a baby girl
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
hotcakehound.bsky.social
cw gas

THE FIRST to lose No Fart November
@ambergate18up.bsky.social ! But that's OK, I forgive them because they're very cute and let me ruin their fursona.

#furry #furryart #queendelroseart #gaskink #NoFartNovember
An anthropomorphic angelic tiger farting large colorful clourds with bell shapes in them. The sound effect says BONG BLART
November 1, 2025 at 10:33 PM
supasweetheart.bsky.social
The moment he’s losing control… and Thunder knows exactly what to do ❤️‍🔥

It’s been a while since I drew anything with my OCs. Time to change that… and as you can see, I’m going all in right away 😌

👉🏻 Full on my Patreon 🔥 (link in bio)

#Digitalart #OCart #BLart #BL #art #NSFW #Spicyart #SensualArt
November 2, 2025 at 5:50 PM
acabdriver.bsky.social
The thin blart line
October 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
worstmovies.bsky.social
Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
TMDB score 52%

Security guard Paul Blart is headed to Las Vegas to attend a Security Guard Expo with his teenage daughter Maya before she departs for college. While at the convention, he inadvertently discovers a heist - and it's up to Blart to apprehend the
Movie poster for Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 (2015)
October 30, 2025 at 10:21 AM
latex.toys
Darn I was close
Wordle, but i've guessed 'Blart' six times in a row. The correct answer is scribbled out.
October 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
blairwolfvt.bsky.social
Wistful Blix the untalkative tiefling bard. My spooky bard we were working on art stream yesterday. Horn shape still undecided.
#tiefling #dnd #blart
Ram Horns Long Horns Bull Horns
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
xxjtj7xx.bsky.social
Paul Blart: Mall Cop's latter half when the villain is introduced is just Tsumihoroboshi-hen if you really think about it
October 30, 2025 at 3:48 PM
theotherhappyplace.bsky.social
Is anyone else seeing over on tiktok that Kevin James (of Paul blart mall cop 2 fame) is pretending to be an elementary school art teacher??
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
illustriousrocket.bsky.social
Paul Blart??? #PokemonLegendsZA
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 PM
beef717.bsky.social
Paul Blart doesn’t give a fuck anymore
October 29, 2025 at 9:55 AM
revdjesq.bsky.social
Fucking Paul Blart ICE officers are going to do something dumb and end up killing a whole bunch of people.
kyledcheney.bsky.social Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 13d
HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.
October 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
weavvevo.bsky.social
Paul Blart Friend Slop
October 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM